#380 by guest of awesome
#381-384 by chocolateapples1432
#385 by Guest
#386- 388 by KlaineGleekStarkidfan4eva
380. I will not tell Finn that Rachel is pregnant and it could be his or Brody's no matter how great his reaction would be.
381. I will not ask Mike or Tina if 'Asian Fusion' is a sports drink.
382. I will not ask Finn if he has gravy in his pants.
-No matter what Santana says.
383. I won't ask Sam if he really is a baby head polisher.
384. I won't tell Brittany that Mr Schue's hair really is a bird's nest and to go and put eggs in it as they miss their mother.
385. I will not ask Puck if he'll ever get a real job.
386. I will not question the Warblers on where Logan, Reed, Ethan, and Evan went.
-Because they never seem to be around.
387. I will not convince Brittany that Lord Tubbington is in love with Hunters evil cat.
388. I will not tell Marley that her cat whisperer powers suck.
389. I will not ask the writers why they keep reading fanfiction and making fan stories/pairing canon.
390. I will stop questioning why everyone suddenly seem to be bisexual.
391. I will not offer Finn an anger management intervention.
392. I will not attempt to procure Brody's "Services".
393. I will stop pointing out how the new characters resolve their problems way too easily.
394. I will not call the Lima Police Dept and tell them about Puck dating Kitty.