395 by Luv2Luv
396 by KlaineGleekStarkidfan4eva
395. I will not scream, "Nicki Manaj!" Every time I see Sue.
396. I will not point out that Marley is really poor, but seems to always have really expensive nice clothes for the musical numbers.
397. I will not pretend there is an emergency to get all of the former Glee Club members back in Lima.
398. I will not cause an emergency to get all of the former Glee Club members back in Lima.
399. I will not question why Blaine and Sam have done absolutely nothing since winning the Student Council election.
400. I will not convince Kitty to take over the Celibacy Club.
401. I will not call the show 'Catfish' to help Ryder meet his online girlfriend.
402. I will not start a betting pool on who said online girlfriend actually is.
403. I will not help Brittany and Kitty force everyone in Glee to watch every single 'Bring It On' movie in a row.
404. When someone asks where Joe is I will not tell everyone he's had a nervous breakdown because someone cut off his dreads.
405. When someone asks where Sugar is I will not tell everyone that she was taken by the government for scientific study.
408. I will stop insisting Sugar's dad is a mobster, an illegal or drugs dealer, or a nemesis of Superman.
409.I will not set up a Zombie outbreak so that only Nightbird and the Chameleon can save the day.
410. I will not start a petition to get fired for never showing up to work.
411. I will insisting that Rory never really existed and that the only reason everyone could see him was the magical power of friendship.