#457-459 by XxxImNotOkayxxX
#460-463 by Guest #1
#464 by Guest #2
#465 by MysteryGeek1


457. I will not ask Jesse why he isn't in a mental hospital

458. l will not mention Heath or Babydoll/Violet to Kurt or Jesse

459. l will not start a Nerf war with the Warblers.

460. I will stop volunteering to blow Hunter's whistle.

461.I will not ask what happened to the God Squad, Celibacy Club, Too Young To Be Bitter Club, or any other club/group that simply stopped meeting.

462.I will stop asking if Coach Beiste and Coach Tanaka got together.

463. I will stop mentioning Splenda around Hunter.

464. I will not start a petition for Santana to create a Twerk team.

465. I will not ask Blaine how much hair gel he uses to tame his gorgeous locks.

466. I will not use the Glee Club as a front for my secret gambling ring.

467. I will not insist to everyone that Marley plagiarized all of her original songs.

468. I will stop asking Joe if his dreads are real.

469. I am no longer allowed to speak during student council meetings if I keep trying to divide the group into made up political parties and pitting them against each other for my own amusement.

470. I will stop asking what exactly what the hell Puck is supposed to be doing.

471. I will stop going from classroom to classroom knocking on doors and saying "Trick-or-Treat!"
-Especially when it isn't even October.