#472 - 475 by Guest #1
#476 - 484 by Guest #2

472. I will stop licking Sugar to see what she tastes like.
- I will also stop encouraging Brittany to do so.

473. I will stop pestering Tina about her five second clothing change during the 'Hung Up' number.
- And I will stop annoying Blaine about how oblivious he was that Tina was singing to him.

474. I will stop petitioning for Lord Tubbington to be the New Direction's mascot/class pet.
- No matter how many people surprisingly actually signed it. What? OTHER than me and Brittany? No…

475. I will stop parading around McKinley shouting "BRITTANA IS REAL!" whenever Brittany and Santana hug. Or share a conversation. Or look at each other. Or happen to be in the same room.
- Apparently, this rule applies to Klaine, Finchel, and Samcedes too…

476. I am not allowed to sing Teenage Dream in front of Kurt or Blaine just to get a reaction. Neither may I ASK Blaine to sing Teenage Dream.

477. I am not allowed to drink a slushy in a glee club meeting.
-Although, I might do it just to see the horror-filled looks on their faces before they realize I'm not going to slushy them.

478. I am not allowed to parade around the school singing "Loser Like Me... mostly because all of the new kids will have no clue what the hell I'm doing.
-And last time it took three months to pick all the tiny pieces of glitter out of Blaine's gelled up mop of curls after I threw my glitter slushy on him at the end.

478. I should stop to asking Santana or Sebastian if Annie is okay.

479 I am not allowed to question why Kurt has so many light blue socks.
-Geez…

480. I am not allowed to go all around twitter posting #gleehatesgirls.
- *cough* Tina *cough*

481. I am not allowed to walk down the halls singing 'Girl On Fire' and then walk out the doors trying to end up in NY during the middle of the song.
- Someone complained after the first three times I tried.

482. I am not allowed to take a shovel to one of the Warbler's practices and demand they go dig up Pavoratti so that I can see his casket.

483. I am not allowed to refer to Dalton as Warblerland anymore.
- It just confuses everyone.

484. I am not allowed to ask Brittany if I can be on 'Fondue For Two' anymore.
- It always ends badly. Usually Lord Tubbington starts smoking and sets off the smoke alarms. It takes forever to get Brittany to stop mimicking the sound.

485. I am banned from asking why most of the bad guys are somehow infinitely more interesting then most of the current New Direction members.

486. I will not encourage Sugar to create her own episode of 'My Super Sweet Sixteen' just so she can order everyone around.