~ + I have this under M, right? o_o XD It wasn't easy writing this.. oh, and long chapter~ XD + ~

Chapter 13 XD

Luffy's POV

In the morning, I was rudely awakened by a distressed brother and boyfriend. They were looking down over me with very concerned faces, to which I gave the same look back to them. What was their deal?

"What's up?" I asked innocently, sitting up. Or, I attempted to. Law had rolled over and wrapped his arms around me during the night, and snuggled against my side. Ehehe.. I forgot.

The older two pulled me away from Law, dragging me in the sand. They put me down again, on the other side of the charred remains of the campfire. My face had a blank, curious expression as Ace soon sat down next to me. I propped myself up on an elbow and stared at him for a while.

"You gonna answer me?" I questioned impatiently, tilting my head. Zoro sat down next to Ace and sighed, rubbing his head.

"No, Luffy, there are more important things that need to be done," my older brother stated monotone-ly, staring into my soul. A shiver ran over my body, even though it was already starting to heat up around him. Ace then suddenly reached down and grabbed my shirt, pulling it off of me. Zoro look to my brother, then down at me. Hickeys and bite marks were scattered along my collar bone and chest.

If Zoro were a girl, I'm pretty sure that he would've fainted. He kinda looked like he was about to. He pointed a questioning 'did you do that?' look to Ace. When Ace didn't respond, a grim expression on his face, Zoro turned pale as a sheet while my brother only sighed.

"Luffy?" Ace growled to me in a low voice.

"Yes...?" I responded, looking far away from him. Thisss is baddd... I promised Law that I wouldn't tell!

"Mind telling me who did that to you?" Fire-fist whispered as he leaned towards me.

What do I do? What do I do?! ...Aha!

I desperately brought Ace's face towards mine, kissing his lips roughly. A vein throbbed in annoyance on his forehead while he tried to push me away from him. I wasn't going to give up so easily on distracting him, though! I tugged at his belt, wrenching it loose and unzipped his usual black shorts.

"Luffy, what are you- nnnrgh..~" Ace mumbled when I tugged down his underwear and stroked his man part. I hesitantly bent down and licked around it for a while. Couldn't believe that I was actually doing that... I couldn't tell what expression Zoro had, but I imagine that it was something like 'woah. uhh.. this is awkward'. Looking up for a second, he was turned away from us, hugging his knees. How cute can he get?

"I'm sorry, but I can't tell you anything, nii-chan~" I whispered into Ace's ear, still rubbing down there. A muffled groan came out of his throat in response, which almost made me laugh at how hard he was trying not to moan. I never knew how sensitive he was. His body was radiating a burning heat, which made it a bit uncomfortable. Bro finally managed to push me away and semi-recovered. After he covered himself up, he stood up kicked me in the face.

"Didn't know you even had that in you.. in fact, you didn't before last night! I'm really gonna kill you when I get back..." Ace hissed as he turned around and walked over to Zoro. Zoro looked up at him with his cheeks burning red, only to get pulled by his arm over to the trees with Ace.

"Sorry, man. You're gonna have to help me with this," Ace muttered as he held his pants up with one hand and dragged Zoro with the other. The two disappeared beyond the trees, leaving me with a still sleeping Law. Well, I thought he was sleeping.. Law sat up, his back straight as a board, and stared at me with a very confused and embarrassed blush on his face. I nearly jumped out of my pants.

"I am so sorry," he said as he crawled over to me and put a hand on my leg. I rested my head against his shoulder and sighed.

"I don't know what you're sorry for, but all I know is that Ace nii-chan is mad at me, which I hate..."

Law looked down at the sand and grabbed a handful of it. He then let it slip out of his fingers back to the ground again. I wasn't sure, but he looked like he was thinking very hard. Not as hard as I have to sometimes, but he was still thinking deep thoughts. He closed his eyes and then put his hat on my head. Giving him a weird look, I opened my mouth to talk, but he put a hand over my lips.

"Don't worry. We can make him happy again later~" He whispered to me, and then kissed my cheek. How he managed to be so seducing, I have no idea.

Zoro's POV

Why me...?

Not going to say what exactly Ace made me do, since it's so embarrassing. So I will start from after that happened.. *cough*

I was practically burnt up and exhausted when Ace and I almost drunkenly returned to camp. As soon as I saw the cool ocean waves beyond the sand, I'm pretty sure my eyes became as round as sand dollars. The ocean was pulling me towards it, calling out to me. Silently, I decided to go for a refreshing swim.

The cold water felt nice on my heated skin, and made me relax. Now, time to think about Luffy.
So Luffy was covered in hickeys. I didn't do it, Ace didn't do it, and after all, the captain had been in Law's arms. Law did it. It didn't annoy me too much, seeing as what happened, happened. But.. how much did Law defile the poor boy? A lot, obviously. I've never seen Luffy be so.. so.. sexual? I swam back towards shore, and walked up on the beach towards my, well... friends? I guess.

Ace was asleep in the sand, which didn't surprise me at all. He must have been having a dirty dream, however, since his cheeks were red and his pants told of a rising climax in the story.

"Hey Zoro!" Luffy said happily, running up to me and hugging me. Odd actions for a man that messed around with the one who embarrassed me, but whatever. I picked up Luffy in my arms and kissed his cheek, not even caring that Law was giving me an odd glare. The other captain was going to be with us for a little bit longer, so why not overlook what happened and get on good terms again? I sat down next to Law, Luffy on my lap, and just stared at him for a while. Then I forgot what he had dont to me the other day, and let my thoughts wander.

"Uhh.. do you need something?" he asked, leaning away from me. A slight smile appeared on my face, and I just shook my head. I pushed Luffy onto his lap, wondering what the other's reaction would be. Luffy glanced back at me with a confused and nervous look as he readjusted himself. Law was looking away from me, but I could tell his cheeks were rosy-red. They acted so innocent~

"Oh come on.. just hug or something already!" I pleaded, laughing a little. I wasn't going to lie to myself: they would look pretty cute together. Shaking Law for a while, he turned to me and gave me an embarrassed look. A wide grin was my response. So he looked at Luffy, and kissed his cheek. I should wake up Ace and show him how cute they look.. nahhh I'll just keep it to myself~

I studied Law carefully, his entire body. He wasn't too bad-looking. Pretty cute, actually; or more. Quickly, I pulled his hat off, revealing his dark, soft hair. He glanced at me, obviously annoyed. Was Luffy the only one he liked? I noticed that he was still wearing his hoodie, even as it was getting pretty hot. The poor man was starting to sweat a little, only adding to his good looks. He was a hot bad boy, and I liked it. I tugged on the side of his hoodie, just to get his attention.

"Hey Law.. aren't you a little hot?" I asked innocently. He's already smokin..

"Ah.. kind of," he responded as he began taking off the article of clothing. I could have sworn that I drooled a little. I just wanted to have that body all to myself.. Wait. Would that be cheating? Ahh but Luffy's already gone and done that, so..

Apparently a blushing Law noticed that I was staring, cuz he put a hand on my face and pushed me backwards into the sand. What happened to the feelings he had to me earlier? Luffy hugged Law tightly and wore a suddenly desperate expression, trying to kiss the other man. Law didn't know how to handle it, so he just kissed my captain lightly and then looked down at me. My cheeks were burning, and I wanted him to push his lips against mine, really bad. It wasn't going to happen if I didn't make him want to me too again, however.

Law's POV

God, Zoro was acting weird. He kept staring at me with the stupidest look on his face. Then he'd suddenly realize that I was looking at him and he would proceed to blush. The guy didn't seem to hate me anymore. That was good, I guess, but now he was starting to scare me. Luffy was oddly quiet, still sitting on my lap and trying to lick and suck on my neck. What was up with the two of them? Well, the three of them, counting Ace who was getting it on in his sleep. Am I the only sane one here?

Up until recently, I had been straight as a board. Then being around these guys screwed up my brain.. What's wrong with me? As Luffy took my lips for the millionth time, it was almost sad to see how hard he was trying to get me. Meanwhile, Zoro was over there taking off his shirt and doing push-ups and whatnot. If I could swim, I would've gone out in the ocean just to avoid them. The two were starting to hack into my brain and were makin me somewhat turned on.

"Luffy-ya, would you please stop this before your brother wakes up? And Zoro-ya, what the hell are you trying to accomplish?" I pleaded as Luffy put his arms around my neck. Zoro sat down cross-legged and stared at me intently for a while, which was slightly awkward. Pushing Luffy towards his first-mate, I stood up and decided to try and go find the rest of our crews, which had been gone since yesterday. I threw my sweatshirt over my shoulder and shoved a hand in my pocket as I strode over the hot sand. I checked to make sure that th- oh my god.. the Thousand Sunny is gone.

I looked all around me, searching for our ships. No signs.. Well this is just great. What the hell were they thinking? "Oh they'll be fine, we can just go~" ?!
Running a hand through my hair, I realized that I didn't have my hat. And that the other two were following me. What was going to happen next, a giant sea-king attack?

"Traffy, where are you going~?" Luffy questioned, grabbing onto my hand and swinging it back and forth. Zoro put a hand on my other shoulder, whispering into my ear.

"Come on, Law. Just stay back here with us for a while~" he said with a kiss on my cheek. I stopped walking, and froze. He kissed my cheek. What was going on with this world?! Turning towards the swordsman, I grabbed his hand and dragged the two of them back to camp. Zoro looked like he was about to explode when I touched him, which made me laugh, unexpectedly. How long is Fire-Fist going to sleep? Geez! We could have a threesome and he wouldn't even wake up!

I sat down next to my hat, still holding onto their hands tightly. Luffy was grinning as always, and Zoro was attempting a seduce-ful smile. I knew what the answer was, but I dared to ask him anyways. I tightened my grip on his hand and took a breath.

"Hey Zoro-ya. Do you like me?"

Zoro apparently was feeling romantic, so he took my face in his hand and stared into my eyes for a while. Then he kissed my lips softly, which made my heart flutter. The swordsman looked at me again and nodded, taking my other hand from Luffy into his own. Oh my heart.. Luffy looked jealous, biting his lip and crossing his arms. He obviously wanted me all to himself. But there's plenty of me to go 'round! ( XD ) Then Ace sat up. ( O_O )

"What's up with people pretending to sleep but they're not, today?!" Luffy yelled as he ran around in circles. Welp.. this is going to be interesting.

~ + Don't kill me if you think I failed at this chapter O_O I tried dang hard, alright? XD + ~