Disclaimer: Not mine, someone else's.

Title: TMNT: Mafioso.

Rating: T

Pairings: April/Casey…. Cuz they're already together, and now; Mikey/Angel.

Genre: Crime/Family…. It can be considered a little bit humor too

Summary: Splinters dead, Michaelangelo is the new leader of the Dragon-Foot clan, Leonardo is a bartender, Raphael is a loan-shark and Donatello's gone rogue turtle. Anything else? Oh, well Casey and April own a nightclub if it means anything….

Day seven

"Shadow, where did you get that?" Leo asked Shadow when he saw the necklace Shadow had – he hadn't noticed it before, he never really noticed things when he was sauced.

"Oh, this?" Shadows grabbed the charm "The old, tiny sumo-wrestler gave it to me."

"The tiny sumo-wrestler?" Leo frowned; odd….

Shadow nodded "He was a short, old guy who was really fat! He asked if anyone was home, and then he told me to tell you to give me a chance, then he gave me the necklace and disappeared!"

"Did he have a white beard by chance?" Leo pressed, Shadow nodded.

'Must have been the Ancient One ' He realized and read the kanji symbol "Kunoichi?" He read aloud. Did the Ancient One want him to train Shadow? He shook his head; Ancient One must not have realized he wasn't a ninja anymore.

There was suddenly a loud, frantic knocking at the door; Leo put the reaper mask on before walking over and answering; he found his balance was better when he wasn't drunk or hung over, so he didn't need to hold onto the wall to stay standing. "Hello?" He said as he opened the door.

"Bar dude! I need your help!"

"Carter?" Leo asked in confusion "How the shell do you know where I live?" He demanded.

"El gave me your address, but that's not important! There's a crisis!" Carter said frantically and grabbed Leo's sleeve to drag him out of the apartment. Leo rolled his eyes; this 'crisis' was likely to be something stupid, like Carter losing all of El's booze money in poker game, again.

"Look, if you bet all of El's booze money again, I'm not going to cover you this time, I already lent you three-hundred total, you're just going to have to deal with El's rage." Leo said and crossed his arms.

"No, it's not that this time!" Carter retorted "El's been kidnapped!" Leo's eyes widened at the statement.

"What!" Leo gasped "Who kidnapped him? What happened?" Leo grabbed Carter by the collar and slammed him against the wall of the hallway repeatedly.

"Whoa, stop." Carter tried to pry Leo's hands off of his collar as he was pinned to the wall, to no avail "That wack-job ninja-guy did it!"

Leo's eyes were wide like saucers behind his reaper mask "Mikey?" He almost squeaked in an un-manly way, but his squeak was incredibly manly, because he's Leo and everything he does is manly and heroic.

"Yeah, that guy!" Carter somehow almost always forgot Mikes name, even though El mentioned him all of the time "He came over to our hide-out, and I didn't hear what, but he offered El something, but he refused and they went on an all-out argument. The wack-job left, but then his henchmen showed up and shot El with a dart and carried him away! God knows what they're doing to him!"

Leo was beginning to panic – Mikey finally went off the deep-end, he was thoroughly nuts now and he moved past weird over-the-top pranks to actual kidnapping and torture! "I know what I have to do." Leo said and pushed Carter into the apartment – Leo lifted the couch slightly and took out the katana he had hidden under it when he moved in. Leo took his swords out of the sheathes and admired the gleam they still held – he never thought he would wield his beloved katana again "So we meet again, old friends." He said to his swords in a total movie line. "Carter, you stay here with Shadow and Cody until I come back." And he left the apartment, off to Oroku Saki enterprise….

When Leo scaled to the top of the building, he could already hear El's screams from the outside so he punched the window and it shattered; he leapt heroically int the room and landed in a perfect crouch position with his swords out.

Several feet away, El was strapped down to a plastic-wrapped chair, Chaplin was hunched over him with a sharp, pointy instrument of evil, there was blood and other fluid on Raph's face, neck and plastron.

Chaplin, when he heard the window break, looked right at Leo with a surprise look on his face.

"You fiend!" Leo roared and pointed his sword at Chaplin "You dare dissect my brother."

"Oh hey Leo, what's up" Mike said as he entered the lab – Leo responded by throwing a ninja star at him, which Mikey caught neatly between two of his fingers "Geeze, what's up with you I thought you took an early retirement in being a ninja."

Leo glared at him "You kidnapped El, and you're subjecting him to torture!" He reminded accusingly, and pointed at El "How could you? I knew you were crazy but - !"

"Whoa, whoa, slow down there!" Mike held up his hands "What are you talking about?"

"What am I talking about?" Leo roared "Your scientist over there is -!"

"Replacing Raphael's missing tooth."

Leo dropped his swords in shock "H-Huh?" He stupidly sputtered.

Mike crossed his arms "Doc told me that El got his tooth knocked out in a fight, so I told El I got him an appointment with Chaplin, but he was a baby about it so I had to use brute force."

"But Chaplin's a technological genius! Since when was he a dentist?"

"Chaplin has a double-doctorate," Mike told him "he has degrees practically coming out of his ass! He's a licensed dentist!"

"O-oh…." Now Leo felt stupid "Than how come we aren't feeling his tooth pain?"

Mike rolled his eyes "It's a little thing called a bucket up pain killers – El's been given so much he can't feel a thing. I doubt he knows what planet we're on. Try talking to him."

Leo reluctantly made his way over to his brother El; his eyes were wide and unfocused "H-hey El," he said with a nervous smile "how are you?"

"Reeeaaallll good Donnie," El responded with a giggle "hey, when did you grown the mustache? I want a mustache!"

Chaplin broke in "Is it…. Uh… Okay with you if I continue?" He asked, annoyed.

"Y-yeah, go on." Leo moved aside and let the man do his job.

"Done playing hero?" Mike asked, arms still crossed and an annoyed look on his face "Leo, I am disappoint; you should know better."

Leo was about to apologize, but Mikey cut him off.

"If I really wanted to kidnap El, then I would hire a creepy clown to do it with knock-out gas inside of his balloon animals."

Leo sweat-dropped; his throat hurt from actually talking more than one word a week. So he just picked his swords up and silently left.

Day eight.

"Can't we talk about this?" Doc asked; he was hanging from his wrists on a pipe over caldron electrified water in an abandoned warehouse.

"Too late for talk." 'Van Gogh' shot back at him; Van Gogh was a mobster who had gotten his name because of his ear that had been cut off in a rumble. He was actually about to burn down a Theatre because he had watched a bad movie (Apparently, one of the Twilight saga) and reacted badly. Doc tried to stop him, only to be hit with chloroform because all of the criminals in NY were sick of him and decided to put a bounty on his head and Van Gogh took a shot at it. "Any last words, Doc?"

"I think I should be asking you that." Another voice said from somewhere else in the warehouse; Van Gogh twisted around to find the source, only for someone to jump out of the shadows at him and punch him in the face, knocking him out.

Doc squinted "El?" He said, surprised; El never wanted anything to do with Doc's vigilante business because he himself was so deeply affiliated with criminals.

"'Sup Doc." El said "Want help, or ya just wanna 'hang out'?" The dark-green turtle laughed.

Doc rolled his eyes "Oh very funny, now get me the fuck down, my arms are getting sleepy."

"Sure thing Doc." El climbed onto the edge of the caldron and took out his sai; he aimed carefully before throwing it; the middle blade struck the robe and Doc sailed down, but El jumped into the air, tackling Doc and driving them both past the caldron and they toppled onto the ground instead.

"Thanks bro." Doc sighed, relieved "How'd you know I was in trouble?".

"Are you kiddin'? I've been keepin' an eye on ya eva' since that bounty was put on ya shell."

Doc blinked in surprise "Wow, thanks El."

El shyly rubbed the back of his head "Don't mention it, bro."

Silence "Hey, Doc?"

"What?"

"My place has been declared for demolition, is it okay if I live with ya and Renet?"

"W-What?... Yeah El, no problem."

So yeah, progress...

I really liked the dentist appointment part, I really enjoyed writing that.

Read and review, suggest a few adventures these altered turtles can do! I mean, hwo far can you go with their new roles? I mean, Ialways had idea's of what to do with crazed-Mike, but regrettably I have a hard time decifering what vigilante-Don can do...