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IMPORTANT! I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I am going to have to -temporarily- drop out of the fanfiction world due to technical difficulties,my laptop is broken and if my bro saw me using his computer for fanfiction, he would rip my face off and wear it as a mask! So, I will mark the story as complete until I get a new battery.

Until then, I give you this chapter, which takes place in the Mafioso 'universe' so to speak, but has no specific timing, but it does take place some time after ancient one curses them. For all we know, it could have already happened.

"This is all your fault." El groaned.

"I know." Leo snapped and fumbled with the bonds on his wrists.

"Don't listen to him, he's just sore because we're about to die." Doc assured with a nonchalant shrug; he didn't really believe they were going to die, with their luck they'd somehow find a way out of this sticky situation before they'd actually be harmed.

Doc had decided to stupidly include El and Leo on a mission to track down the most notorious mobster in modern-day New York... Unfortunately, they instead met his grouchy bodyguard 'Big Julie'(1) who shot them with tranq darts and had dangled them over the dock on the Hudson river... With anchors tied to them. If Big Julie cut the ropes, the three turtles would definitely fall in and die.

"Any last words before I drench your asses?" Big Julie asked with a hiss.

"You sir, have a female name." Doc shrugged.

"That will do." Big Julie said and held up the axe to cut the ropes.

Big Julie suddenly lurched back with a loud girly cry of surprise when a knife was thrown at him and stabbed into the ground right in front of him.

"Hey! Who said you guys could throw a party without me?" Another voice asked.

"Oh god no." Leo, El and Doc all groaned in unison.

"Now I know we're going to die." El grumbled.

"What is the meaning of this?" Mikey asked Big Julie "I thought I told all of you mafioso scum that no one is allowed to kidnap these guys except me!"

"Why does that not surprise me?" Doc asked with a sarcastic roll of his eyes.

"These oddly-dressed fat guys were after my boss." Big Julie explained; the turtles all groaned, having shells meant that they looked fat every time they wore clothes.

"I wouldn't worry about your boss if I were you." Mike said with a grin crossing his face behind his mask.

"Why not?"

"Because I killed him last week."

Silence.

"W... Why would you do such a thing?" Big Julie stuttered.

"I was bored." Mike shrugged.

"AND INSANE!" El shouted, only to get glared at by his two other brothers.

"I'll kill you!" Big Julie shouted and took out his gun.

Mikey grinned insanely behind his mask. His three brothers started sweating nervously.

"Uh... Big Julie, you might want to put that down." Leo tried warning him.

"Oh shut up, what's the worst this half-pint can do?" The tall Asain man asked.

Mikey reared up to his actual height; it was almost surreal how he could go from being so small and nutty, to tall and intimidating.

"I have a last request, Julie." Mikey innocently said.

"And what would that be?" Big Julie asked, wondering why the air suddenly went cold.

"A hug." Mikey said and spread his arms out.

"Uh... Okay." Big Julie said and gave said turtle a hug.

"Oh dear lord, no." Doc said and turned his head to the side and shut his eyes.

Gulping, Leo and El did the same, finding themselves unable to watch the horror.

But they could hear it;

"AAAAHHH! OH MY GOD IT BURNS!"

CRACK!

SLASH!

CRASH!

"Muahahahahahaha!" Mikey laughed hysterically; his brothers opened their eyes to see he was covered in blood, and Big Julie was staked into the ground with a sword through his chest... And he had been stabbed repeatedly. "Hahaha..." He looked at them and grinned "The man did not know what he was fucking with." He started laughing evilly again.

"Yeah, yeah, you're the next Decepticon," El said with a roll of his eyes "will you get us down now?"

Mikey hummed before turning away "I would, but I promised Angel I would stop going to bed with a layer of blood on, so i think I'll just go homeand wait for the cops or Casey to find you." He said before starting to walk away.

"Hey! Get back here! Mikey! MIKEY!" Doc called back,but eventually gave up; he wasn't going to come back as long as they were suffering.

Silence.

"So..." Leo trailed off "Am I the only one who noticed April and Casey have been rather absent in this fanfic?"

Big Julie: Another Sinner from Guys and Dolls.

Bye people! See you when my computer is fixed!