Hi, minna! This is chapter two, and I am super excited! I hope you like it! XD! I know it didn't seem like it last chapter, but this is definitely a Fairy Tail fanfic! You'll be seeing a certain adorable, frog loving, exceed in the very near future.

Frosch: Fro thinks so too!

Natsu: What about me?!

Sting: Don't forget my sexiness.

Rogue: ...

Otaku-chan (me): Don't worry, we'll see you boys too! Though *cough, cough* Sting's first *cough, cough*

Natsu: What?!

Sting: Eat that, flame head!

Natsu: You wanna go?!

Otaku-chan: *hits them both on the head with a metal bat, so they are unconscious* Please enjoy the chapter!

I DO NOT OWN FAIRY TAIL! IT ALL BELONGS TO THE AMAZING MASHIMA-SENSEI!

As I looked around, the first thing I noticed was trees. A lot of them. Like, seriously, everywhere I looked, there was a tree. What happened to the city we were in just seconds ago? "Ne, Yuuki," Kaoru began, his voice full of the confusion I felt, "Did your shortcut ever involve a forest?"

"Nope." I mumbled, still taking in all of the trees. Suddenly, I began to look for a road, or a sign, really just any indication of the civilization we had been in just minutes ago. To exasperation, I found none. I was beginning to feel like Alice in Wonderland, minus the talking rabbits. "Kaoru -" I said as I turned around to face him, but my voice died off as soon as I saw him. Or rather, what was behind him.

When I didn't say anything, Kaoru looked at me, confused. "Yuuki? What is it?" Not getting any response from me, he turned around to see what I was staring at. It was a cat. A green cat. As if that wan't weird enough, it was wearing a pink speckled frog suit. And hold onto your seats, because the crazy train doesn't stop here. This green pink frog cat was flying. It had wings and everything.

"So..." I began, my jaw hanging open.

Kaoru looked back at me. "So?"

"So KAWAII!" I screamed, slipping into my native language, I was so excited. Unable to control myself anymore, I ran forward and grabbed the creature, hugging it to death. "It's so cute, I could die!"

"That's good, because you just might," an unfamiliar voice said behind me. When I turned back to where Kaoru was standing, my jaw dropped open for the umpteenth time. This hot, and I mean like "bring out the extinguisher, this guy is on fire" hot, guy was standing there with his glowing fist next to my brother's throat.

Okay, I thought to myself, Let's break the situation down. First, hot guy. I looked at the hot guy again. His hair was blonde, bordering on yellow, and it spiked out in every direction. His eyes were an electric blue that, unfortunately, screamed, 'I wanna kill you!' He was wearing a purple shirt, if you could call it that, that cut off just above his finely toned abs. He was wearing a blue vest with fur trimming and baggy white pants. He also had on black boots and gloves to finish off his clothing. What really caught my eye was the scar he had just above his right eye, as well as the tattoo on his left shoulder.

After fully analyzing him, I moved onto the next, most obvious, thing. And that would be his glowing hand of light, which, based on its threatening position, could do some damage. The next thing that popped into my mind was that he had already threatened my life. Combine all these things together, and you get one extremely hot, extremely dangerous, glowy hand guy. First objective, calm him down, to save Kaoru. "So," I began, "I'm assuming you're not lookin' to be friends...?"

He glared at me even harder, "Why would I want to be friends with some strange girl who dresses like a clown?"

Strange clothes, huh? A vein popped out on my forehead, but I kept smiling. "I see. So, you think I'm dressed weird, do ya'?" When he made no move to correct his prior statement, I snapped. "You bastard! Take it back! My clothes are amazing! If anything, you're the freak! Ugly bastard! I can't believe I thought you were attractive! Die!"

I shot forward, one arm holding the frog cat close to my body, the other drawn back, prepared to punch. Apparently, my attack shocked him, as, though only for a moment, the glare in his eyes was replaced by confusion. But then the moment was over, and he snapped back into reality just before my fist made contact.

Faster than I could blink, he had hit Kaoru in the stomach with his glowing fist, effectively knocking him out, grabbed my fist, and twisted my arm back behind my back. In a matter of moments, he had me on my knees and my brother unconscious.

I, however, was still pissed off. "Take your comment back, bastard! I was trying to be nice and you go and insult my outfit. Do you know how much thought I put into this outfit?! I should kill you! And what the heck was with your 'That's good cause you might die' comment? What the hell did I do to you, huh, asshole?!"

Somewhere during this rant, he had stood me up and spun me around to face him, still holding onto my fist, now unclenched. We were now mere inches apart, though neither of us paid any notice, we were too wrapped up in the conversation. "You stole Frosch," he replied, as if I knew who or what the hell a Frosch was!

By now my anger had just condensed into a dark aura. I merely glared at him, replying, oh so intelligently, "What the hell is a Frosch?"

Unfortunately, I think this only made him angrier, as the next thing he said was, "Don't mess with me! You're holding her right now!" (A/N: I made Fro a girl, even though Mashima-sensei made him a guy)

I looked down at the thing I was holding. "This thing? How do you know it's a she? Well anyway, I found it first, so its mine. Get your own!" No way in hell was I giving something this adorable to a guy who aparently wouldn't know cute if it hit him in the face.

"Listen, bitch -" he began, when all of a sudden the twigs behind me broke. Looking down, I knew it wasn't Kaoru, as he was still useless (a.k.a. unconscious). Following the hot asshole's gaze, I looked over my shoulder to see a shadow. I blinked as it moved on its own. Looking closer, I realized with a start that it was actually a guy.

Looking even closer, I noticed that it was actually a hot guy. This one was like the polar opposite of the blond asshole holding me. He was wearing a black cloak that covered the rest of his clothing. (A/N: Too lazy to describe much... :P) It bore the same symbol as the tattoo that blondie had. His hair was a black so dark that it matched my own, with bangs that hung over his right eye. His one eye that I could see was a deep, blood red that seemed to draw you in.

I was so absorbed in his eyes, however, that I ended up jumping when he spoke. "Sting, what are you doing? Didn't I tell you not to mess around with any girls right now?"

At the same time, both the blondie and I yelled, "Who would want to be with that?!"

The shadow guy remained emotionless. "Whatever. You can hook up later. Right now we are looking for Frosch."

"Sting" stomped his foot in agitation, causing me to wince as he stepped on Kaoru, though he didn't seem to notice. "I'm told you it's not like that!"

The shadow again remained emotionless. "We need to find Frosch. Were you even looki-" His voice stopped when he saw the frog cat in my arms. Then, the weirdest thing happened. The shadow guy, who had shown no emotion so far, started crying. "Frosch! Where have you been?! I've missed you!"

As if the hot, previously emotionless, shadow guy crying wasn't enough, the thing that happened next tipped me over the edge. "Frosch missed Rogue-kun too!" To my surprise, the frog cat spoke. This shocked me so much that I fainted on the spot. The last thinf I saw as the world went dark was the frog cat flying towards "Rogue-kun". And my last thought was, I must be Alice, because I'm in one screwed up Wonderland.

I hope you all liked it! I'll try and put the next chapter up soon! Please Rate and Review! I want to know your opinion! And don't worry, we'll be meeting a lot more characters next time!

Natsu: Am I in the next chapter?

Otaku-chan: No, wari, Natsu-kun.

Natsu: Stupid Otaku-chan

Otaku-chan: *hits Natsu in the head, knocking him unconsious* Please join us next time for "Chapter 3: Sabertooth?!" *drags Natsu off into the distance*