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WARNING: YAOI AND OOC AND OC!!!

I DON'T OWN YU YU HAKUSHO

Yusuke stared at Shuuichi as he rattled off dates of battles that Yusuke would never remember as long as he lived, he found himself staring at the clock every few seconds, and playing with his pencil when he wasn't looking at the clock.

"Are you even listening to me?" Yusuke, startled, looked up from balancing his pencil on his lifted shoe, he flinched when he heard it drop.

"Um…sure…we had wars." He mumbled as he leaned down to pick up his pencil, he didn't see Shuuichi's irritated expression.

"Yusuke…perhaps if I introduce you to positive reinforcement, you'll listen?" Yusuke stared at him, his mind going blank.

"Ah…those were a lot of big words there ginger…" Shuuichi twitched a little. He sighed and laid his hands underneath his chin patiently.

"Do you like food Yusuke?" Yusuke smiled; finally, something he could relate with!

"Of course! Who doesn't?" Shuuichi nodded, closing his eyes and opening them again, he smiled at Yusuke.

"Well then, how about this…every time you get a B or an A in any of your classes, for any assignment, I'll treat you to lunch." Yusuke stared open jawed at the red head. Was he serious?! Shuuichi was staring at Yusuke, waiting for his reply, not even smiling. Yusuke suddenly got suspicious.

"Are you being serious?" Shuuichi sighed and gave Yusuke a reassuring smile.

"Of course, I promise, every time you do well I'll get you any food you like." Yusuke thought about this for a moment, then gave Shuuichi one of his cheesy grins and sat forward, prepared to start listening.

Hiei wondered what Urameshi was up to as he stared at the school where his leader took residence. He wondered what Youko, the opposing gang leader would do if he knew that Yusuke was actually attending school more so now than ever, Hiei wondered if it was because he had a lover or at least had his sights set on one. He immediately regretted that thought, paranoid that someone else would set their eyes on his Serena. He hoped Youko never found out about her either…the danger would be catastrophic.

Damned bastard probably had a whole new scheme to take over Yusuke's territory…Hiei hated that, the sly fox wasn't stupid that was for sure, and Yusuke didn't fight back with brains. Hiei sighed and leaned farther against the oak tree he had found outside of the school doors, damned leader…then again…he had heard that Kuwabara was leaving the gang soon which meant that Hiei would be second in command, though he wasn't sure why Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee were splitting up, but it couldn't have anything to do with him.

Yusuke walked out of the library, stretching, reciting dates in his head, something he thought for sure he would never be caught dead doing; but it felt good all the same.

'Not only that, but my tutor isn't a bad looker.' He thought, watching Shuuichi walk in front of him, he found himself checking out the red head from behind, he really did look like a girl; at least from this angle. He was still checking him out when he heard Kuwabara calling to him from down the hall.

"Hey! Urameshi! I thought I saw Hiei around here, do you think he's still around?!" Yusuke stopped and smiled.

"Well if he's not, we can always check the usual spots Kuwabara." Yusuke laughed. "Why? You gonna tell him that you're engaged?" Kuwabara turned a little red, but glared at Yusuke.

"Urameshi, you just don't understand the bonds of love…all you care about is the fighting." Yusuke grinned at him.

"I'll have you know, I'm working on it…anyway, I think I see Hiei." Kuwabara looked around frantically, scared.

"What?! Where?! He can't sneak up on me like that!" Yusuke had only been kidding, and he stood there laughing as Kuwabara freaked out. Kuwabara glared at him after awhile.

"Oh very funny, Urameshi, freaking me out like that, what if Hiei was here huh? Boy who cried wolf?"

"What about me being here?" Hiei questioned from behind Kuwabara. Needless to say, the lug hollered and moved away from the spot he was in quickly.

"Geez, Hiei, don't do that! He's like a freaking ninja…" Kuwabara whispered the last part, as if no one else could hear him. Yusuke could have sworn he saw a smirk on Hiei's face, but it disappeared as quickly as it came. Kuwabara was fiddling with his fingers, looking at Hiei warily. The 'ninja' raised an eyebrow at him.

"What's wrong you with you baka?" Kuwabara mumbled something under his breath, Yusuke was trying so hard not to crack up. Hiei glared at him.

"Either spit it out or I'll knock it out of you, idiot." Kuwabara got even redder in the face and then yelled out.

"Stop calling your future brother-in-law idiot in different languages!" Hiei's eyes widened, Yusuke couldn't hold back any longer, laughing at Kuwabara's face; slowly turning redder as Hiei's expression changed from surprise to pure anger.

"What did you just say?" Kuwabara nodded.

"I asked Yukina to marry me, and she said yes! So…so…you need to stop…calling me…an..idiot…" Kuwabara whimpered, and Yusuke sure as hell was glad he hadn't gone after Yukina. As far as Hiei went…if looks could kill.

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