A/N: Hello Everyone! It's Doooo0m!
You guys are AMAZINGWONDERSPECIAL! TWICE OVER! I LOVE YOU GUYS! I've been looking forward to updating again SO MUCH! Thank you all for sending in wishes, because today we get our first set! Today we get:
From Prussian Princess:
Hey!
What about a pillow fight, guys versus girls?
From Puddito's biggest fan:
1: My twin sister (Pudding) must hang on to Tart for a whole chapter (from Puddito)
From my bossy cruel *OW*
Umm… loud… *OW*
FINE! FINE! FROM MY SWEET ANGELIC LITTLE SISTER (who won't stop hitting me) *OW*:
Kisshu MUST kiss Ichigo!
Sorry about updating a few days late. I HATE SCHOOL! I HATE SPANISH AND I DESPISE MY STUPID TEXTBOOK THAT HAS WRONG DATES!
Also, I realize that I never took the time to describe do0m, she looks about 13-15 years old and is wearing baggy black pants and a grey sweater about two sizes too big, has short mousy brown hair and dark brown eyes and dark brown ankle length boots. (No, I do not actually look like this and yes I know that I dress like a sad person. It makes me happy)
When we last left our heroes *cough*victims*cough they had just failed to escape the café.
Ichigo was nervous. For the last ten minutes or so the doom-girl had been pacing in midair, frowning crossly at the laptop, which made keeping her from discovering the newest escape attempt easier, but having some kid with unlimited power pacing angrily above your head was never a good thing.
"Ummm…" began Ichigo before being interrupted by a loud bang from the kitchen.
"Hey! Be quieter in there!" snapped do0m, "I'm waiting for the wishes to be finalized!"
The rest of the gang (plus the aliens) trooped back into the room. "We can't fly anymore" said Kish sadly.
Do0m turned to him and nodded cheerfully, "yup! Dealt with your teleportation too! That probably makes that bang your latest sad little escape attempt."
Kish opened his mouth to speak but was cut off by a cheerful "BING".
Everyone turned to look at the source of the noise. Before them lay the dreaded laptop.
"I GOT IT", yelled do0m, taking hold of the laptop and peering at the screen. She turned to the gang with starry eyes, "We have wishes…"
Everyone froze, they'd been expecting more time, but now it was too late… they all stood stock still while the wishes were read out loud.
The first one to speak was Kish. He looked stunned for a moment, before cheering, "You reeview people! I don't care who you are! I love you all!"
This woke Ichigo from her daze, who sprinted for the doors and managed to push through into an unfamiliar landscape of trees as far as the eye could see. Turning she saw the café sitting innocently in the middle of an open clearing, and KISH CCOMING STRAIGHT AT HER. Turning again she dashed into the woods away from the strange alien teen.
Kish made after her, but found himself unable to go farther, turning he shouted, "Come on! PLEASE? The reeview people actually asked; let me go do0m!"
A/N: Kish doesn't quite grasp who reviewers are yet and is subsequently mispronouncing the name (don't ask me where the connection is, I don't know) and YES the aliens can pronounce do0m's name, as their huge ears let them hear the difference.
"Don't worry Kish, your turn will come, but I'm saving you for last", do0m said, turning to the sulking Kish. Taking pity on the alien, she took out her laptop and began to type sighing, "Fine. Will this hold you until later?" Moments later, Kish began to drift into the air, "there. You can fly again, now get over here."
Kish gave the forest one last mournful look before returning to the café where pudding was waving her hand in the air.
"Ooh! Ooh! Miss doom! Miss doom!" yelled Pudding.
"It's do0m…" do0m sighed halfheartedly turning to face the girl, "Yes?"
"Ca Tar-Tar and Pai fly again too now?" asked Pudding.
Do0m nodded before being interrupted by another question, "How will Pudding have held onto Tar-Tar for a whole chapter when the chapter has already started?"
Do0m froze, "Oops…"
Seconds later she was typing furiously and a bucket appeared on one side of her and a golf club on the other. Grabbing these, do0m hurled the bucket at Tart, dousing him in the substance inside before the bucket itself disappeared. Stunned by the shock of the cold liquid Tart reeled backwards, and then was struck by a high speed Pudding, flung from the end of do0ms golf club.
Sheepishly do0m smiled, saying, "There, tada! One pudding glued to one tart. Now for the pillow fight!", she looked around suddenly, "where are the cheers?"
The gang moaned quietly. This looked bad.
Do0m frowned, before suddenly gasping, "Gosh, I don't blame you…"
"Huh? Asked Zakuro dully, a confused expression on her face.
"For this wish…" sighed do0m, "I'm going to have to let Masaya out…" she glared at the floor, "at least Masayuck isn't here."
She waved a hand vaguely and the closet door sprang open, unceremoniously dumping an unconscious Masaya flat on his back.
"There…" sighed the girl, "that's done. I guess we can get on with the pillow fight now!" She said, brightening up, tapping on the keyboard again, causing pillows to appear in everyone's hands, except in Masaya's case, where it appeared on his face, cutting off his air supply.
"AAND… GO", yelled do0m, before shooting upwards and looking down at… nothing. No chaos, no yelling, and no fighting with pillows, exempting Lettuce, who half-heartedly tapped Mint in the side, before stilling.
"Fine", groused do0m before typing again. A pillow shot from Kish's direction, hitting Zakuro in the face, who turned, glaring and viciously attacked Kish, ignoring his desperate pleas of innocence. Mint, of course backed up her beloved Onee-Chan, dragging poor Lettuce along with her, who protested weakly before joining her in the attack. Pudding and Taruto, both being glued together, took initiative simultaneously, pounding one another over the head. Pai, spotting Kish's pillow in the corner where it had flown after ricocheting off of Zakuro's face, snagged it and launched an attack on the girl's unprotected backs. Masaya lay in the corner, quietly suffocating.
A/N: And cut scene to a half hour later.
The battle had ended, with the clear victor being Pai, who stood triumphant over the exhausted girls. The one most damaged by the battle was poor Kish, who had been undefended and under fire from three sides. Taruto and Pudding were both asleep, still firmly stuck together, but tired and were now sharing Tart's pillow, as Pudding's had been lost somewhere along the line. Masaya was relatively unchanged, still in the corner, still suffocating quietly, the only difference was that he was now turning a vibrant shade of purplish blue.
A few keystrokes later Kish found himself fully healed in the middle of the woods. "What am I doing here", he mused to himself before face palming, "Of course how could I have forgotten?" he scolded himself, "Oh Koneko-Chan!"
He heard a muffled "meep" in the underbrush nearby and smirking viciously, hurled himself after his beloved Koneko-Chan.
A/N: And I think that's all the time we have today. Oh well... I suppose there's next week, you guys know the drill, make your—
*Smooch*
"Hah! Got you!" yelled Kish.
*Smack*
"Hey! That hurt! What did I do to deserve that Koneko-Chan?"
A/N: How did they get in here? Never mind. Guess we did have enough time after all. Now remember people, Your wish is my command! See you next week!