A/N: Nooooooooooooes
I'm so sorry! I meant to update, I really did! Exams are stupid! Textbooks are stupid! Homework is really, really stupid! I was going to update on Christmas day (I know… still late) but I got SERIOUSLY sick, like fever-incapable of recognizable speech-no independent movement sick. As you can guess, this kind of distracted me, and I got better just in time for more schools. Damn I hate my honors classes. Ok… anyway next time when you review (please do by the way, this fic lives off your ingenuity) just give me a death threat, that seems to be the medium that works best.
YES! I SAID REVIEW! I KNOW IT'S WHINY BUT A WISH FIC CANNOT GO ON WITHOUT REVIEWS. (yeesh)
If you are too lazy to even log in, you know that you can still review, right?
Our wishes today are:
From MewIsabella: (you get two!)
I wish that Lettuce gets sick of being annoyed and has an outburst of anger. *laughs evilly* Lettuce is that scary, she even scares Pai. *Grinning widely* THANKS DOOM... I mean DO0M
I wanna wish soo god damn badly but I don't know what to wish for...
I know! Can you please have like a training session for everyone but like, they're forced to bash "Aoyama-kun" (fluffy Ichigo voice.) No offense Ichigo.
Ichigo: None taken. Wait, hang on a mintute there missy.
Oh god! Gotta fly love the story so far!
From Prussian Princess:
Duck tape mummy people, please?
Sooo… Let's do this thing. But first…
Everybody celebrate! This fic finally has pairings! Ichigo x Kisshu! Also some slightly subtler Lettuce x Pai and Purin x Taruto.
I do not own Tokyo mew mew else Kisshu would have gotten Ichigo.
When we last left our heroes *cough*victims*cough Kisshu had just kissed Ichigo. (Reviewers cheer).
*Slap*
"OWW", cried everyone's favorite green-haired alien, "what was that for?"
"You were looking perverted again", groused the pink haired love of his life.
"But Koneko-Chan, you know I can't help it, you're just so—"
*Slap*
"Ow, Koneko-Chan, what was that for?" the alien asked.
"You know perfectly well" Ichigo mumbled to herself, before picking up the pace, "We've been walking for almost two hours now Kisshu, how long do we have left?"
"Hmm?" said Kisshu," I didn't walk here Koneko-Chan, do0m teleported me into your lovely presence…"
Ichigo froze, too shocked to move, "You mean…"
"I mean what Koneko-Chan?"
"YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE OR WHERE WE'RE GOING AND WE'RE LOST?!"
"Well…" began Kisshu.
"AND I'M STUCK OUT HERE WITH YOU? WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME SO?"
"But we're together Koneko-Chan! It must be a sign from above that we're destined to be together!" the green alien declared.
*Slap*
"Ichigo-san, why are you hitting Kish-kun?" asked an innocent voice from behind the neko.
Ichigo span around to see the monkey Mew duct taped to the smallest alien, "Pudding? How did you? Huh? We're back!"
"Yup!" replied Pudding with a cheeky grin, "Do0m brought you back here after I learned to say her name properly!"
"You know…" said do0m, stepping in front of the group, "Most people notice when they've been teleported. You guys are so sweet! Make yourself comfortable. Carry on with whatever it was you were... doing…"
Ichigo flushed pink and prepared to give an acid retort, but was interrupted by Kish, "Where's the rest of the Tokyo zoo crew? And why the heck is Taruto taped to Pudding?"
Do0m sighed, "Long story…" The air around the girl, the young mew (and the unfortunate alien taped to her) acquired an odd quality, almost like a cheap movie ripple effect."
With Ichigo and Kish:
"They do know we can't see whatever it is they're looking at, right?" asked Ichigo.
Kish shrugged helplessly, "With that girl, who knows?"
"So… I guess we should wait this out?"
"Sounds like a plan."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"This is awkward…"
With Do0m and Purin approximately 15 minutes ago:
"What did you do? Where did you send that alien?" fumed Ryou, secretly enjoying his first line in several chapters.
"Excuse me Miss Doom-", began Keiichiro.
"-Do0m!", interrupted the girl, "No-one ever spells it right!"
"But we're speaking!" protested the confused cook.
"So?" asked Do0m.
The man sighed, "Never mind…"
"But-" began Ryou, only to be interrupted by a newly woken Taruto.
"Oh shut up Blondie!" He said, "Clearly she sent Kish off to see the old hag. Looks like you missed your chance."
"B- but, you don't know what you're talking about! And that alien is a dangerous freak!" protested Ryou.
"I said shut up Blondie", shrieked the young alien, desperately trying to pry himself off of Pudding so that he could take out the young man who had so insulted his elder brother.
"YAAH" Yelled pudding, jostled awake, "stop Taru- Taru!"
"Huh?" mumbled the other mews, slowly stirring awake, "what's…"
"-Nothing" interrupted do0m, "Just Ryou being rude again."
There was a general mumble of assent as Retasu and Zakuro drifted back into unconsciousness; however Minto only seemed to wake up all the more, "Seriously what do you have against Ryou? Just because he can be a bit bossy doesn't mean you can just insult him left and right…"
"Minto! What are you-" protested Purin, only to have duct tape sealed over her mouth.
"Hey- you got my hair!" wailed Taruto, only to get taped himself. There was silence for a minute, then the two young enemies began squirming and making muffled noises, bringing the wrath of Minto who still held the duct tape.
Off to the side of the room:
"So, why is Mint defending me Pai?"
"I do not know earthling, perhaps she is attracted to you?"
"Oh yuck!"
Back to the present:
"Hey Koneko- Chan, the rippling just stopped!"
"I know. I'm not blind Kish."
Purin smiled, "Then do0m pulled off the mouth tape and here we are…"
Taruto pouted, "I could swear I was MUCH more awesome than that."
"And as for your question Kish-" Said do0m, forestalling certain argument between the two chibis, "The others have decided they could cooperate long enough to train; no-one wants to get out of practice."
"You have training dummies?" Asked Kisshu excitedly.
"Well, a dummy we use for training…" responded do0m, turning to lead the others into the kitchen where the training room was set up, but was shoved aside by a pale Ichigo.
"Masayaaaaa" shrieked the girl, sprinting into the room and ripping the hood off the 'dummy' currently in use by Pai, which WAS in fact a (now breathing) Masaya. Ichigo turned towards do0m, "how could you? Masaya is the nicest-" but was interrupted by a surprisingly angry lettuce.
"Will you shut up? Everyone but you (And those CREEPILY obsessed fangirls) hates the guy, he's an idiotic tree- hugger and he REALLY isn't worth it, I mean look at him!" Ichigo turned, stunned to look at a badly swollen black-and-blue Masayuck as Lettuce turned to face the rest of the group, "And you lot, stop egging her on, even if she IS an idiot she doesn't deserve having to spend the rest of her life with THAT!" she spat at her terrified (and in Pai's case a little turned on) audience, pointing at poor unfortunate Masayuck before going unfocused a collapsing on a (very confused) Pai.
A pair of emerald green slowly fluttered open, "Pai- San? What am I doing…" she trailed off, slowly regaining her balance and drifting into the other room to sit down.
"Wow…"murmured the purple alien reverentially. Before turning to see the room emptying, "Hey, where are you all going?"
"I have to get some clean pants" muttered Ryou.
And that's it everyone! So remember, if I miss another update, death threats do nicely. ALSO, we now have a contest, name the quote hidden in this chapter and you will get you own chapter and any one wish, free of rules! So complete godly power to anyone who spots my little Easter Egg. (P.S. it is NOT the ripple thing, I may have stolen it as a plot device but it still doesn't count!)