A/N: Hello everyone, Guess what? We got A winner, Animelover1321 has identified our (that is to say my…) little Easter Egg. Today our wish is:
I FOUND THE QUOTE!
Ahem: "You know… Most people notice when they've been teleported. You guys
are so sweet! Make yourself comfortable. Carry on with whatever it was you
were... doing…" From 'The Doctor Dances', Doctor Who!
Now, my wish...
I GET TO KILL MASAYA! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
P.S. In this chapter since I already reviewed chapter 4.
Alright let's do this, one God-power chapter coming right up…
When we last left our heroes *cough* victims *cough* Ichigo was tending to Masaya's injuries (the sheer number of which was making completing this task seem unlikely). Do0m sighed and face palmed, clearly annoyed by Ichigo's fluffy affection for the slimy face hugger, but was interrupted by-
*PING*
…well, that… everyone turned towards a suspiciously innocent looking laptop.
"Who gave away my e-mail address?" do0m asked ominously, glowering at her nervous captives before looking at the screen and paling. "Oh- Her… wait-" do0m's mouth disappeared, and she struggled make a clear sound.
A second later large lettering appeared onscreen (which everyone was leaning over do0m's shoulder nervously to read; "CONGRATULATIONS TO AnimeLover1321, WINNER OF THE FIRST EASTER EGG CONTEST! AND HERE SHE IS!"
A young girl about do0m's age appeared overhead then began to rapidly descend. "AH! Falling, I'm falling, HELP!" She yelled, hugging her tablet. The girl landed with a mysteriously soft thump before standing; "well that wasn't so bad…" she began before noticing a flattened Masaya behind her.
"Are you alright Aoyama-kun?" Ichigo asked. The new girl looked at Ichigo, then at her softly glowing tablet.
"So you're Ichigo! Lane's right, you deserve better, even if you're a dork. Oh, and Kish, you are a SAINT. Lane is going to solve this, don't worry!"
Ichigo gave the girl a quizzical look as Kish preformed a victory dance in the background, and the girl noticed do0m. "Hi Lane! Where's your mouth?"
Hanging her head, do0m held up a small sign. Scanning it for moment, the girl nodded, typing frantically on her tablet. do0m's mouth reappeared.
"1. Thank you. 2. Why is my laptop's patented 'GOD-MODE' not working?! I spent hours writing the program! 3. DO NOT CALL ME LANE! I AM DO0M!" She told the new girl.
"1. You're welcome. 2. No idea. 3. Your name is Lane, not do0m." The girl replied.
Do0m, or Lane, sighed. "But Alexia, I'm do0m here..."
The girl, or Alexia, shrugged. "Sure. But seriously, is this some new weird phase you're going through, like that time you bleached your hair?"
"HEY!" protested do0m, "The hair dye looked fine in the end and you know it! And it's not a phase if I'm still in it! SO THERE!"
"Do I need to take away your mouth again" asked Alexia, confused.
"NO!" Yelled do0m, nearly tripping over her feet trying (and failing) to get out of mouth-erasing range.
"Then calm down…" Alexia sighed.
"Now, as your humble servant-" do0m rolled her eyes, "What is your wish?"
"Oh, about that… Which one is the Baka tree-hugger you told me about?" Alexia asked.
Everyone but Ichigo pointed to a barely conscious Masaya. Ichigo ran over to him, spreading her arms. "No! You won't touch a hair on his- mmmph!" Kish quickly covered her mouth.
"Shh... Ichigo, it's for the best, and PLEASE TAKE HIM NOW." He added to Alexia. She snapped her fingers and Masaya was encased by a body bag.
"Okay, any specialty torture?" Alexia said to do0m.
Kish looked up. "How about organic?" He said eagerly.
"Organic?" Asked Alexia.
"He's a tree-hugger, it would only be polite to destroy him in an environmentally friendly manner…" Kish said grinning.
Alexia began smiling. "I like this one, he's almost as devious as I am." Alexia said. "Checklist?"
"Poison Ivy?" do0m suggested.
"Check."
"Screwworms?"
"Check."
"Bushes of thorns?"
"Check."
"Fire ants?"
"I'll use those now." Alexia used her tablet to conjure up a bottle of small, red ants, which she poured into the body bag. There was a muffled scream to which Alexia rolled her eyes and pressed 'mute' on her tablet, silencing Masaya. "Anything else?"
"Leeches!" said Kish with finality.
Alexia grinned, this torture business is fun, "Okay, be back soon!" she tried to pick up the body bag, but found it too heavy. She groaned.
"I'll help." Kish said eagerly, "Now you be good okay Ichigo?" the girl in question seemed to be in some sort of comatose state of shock, which he took for an affirmative.
Flashing him a smile, Alexia let him carry the body bag into a portal she created.
Two hours later...
After waiting around (with Ichigo either sniffing or trying to figure out how to rescue her beloved Aoyama-kun from those INSANE people) another portal appeared. Kish stepped out first, grinning widely. Alexia came next, holding her tablet.
Ichigo shot up. "Where's Aoyama-kun?" She demanded. Kish smiled even more, whereas Alexia, slightly embarrassed, hugged her tablet.
"Err... Here's what's left." With her tablet, Alexia produced a small bag. She looked at it, a bit disgusted. "¼ square inch of the liver, 3 square inches of kidney, and ½ foot of intestine. And uh, here's compensation." Alexia took out a small handful of change.
Ichigo burst into tears, thinking of her now-dead boyfriend. Kish hugged her, but she batted him away. Alexia and do0m exploded.
"FOR THE LOVE OF THE BLOODY TIME LORDS OF GALLIFREY, LOOK AT YOURSELF!" Alexia screamed.
"YOU BOYFRIEND WAS AN IDIOT AND A TRAITOR! EVERYONE THINKS THAT! TAKE THE MUCH HOTTER, COOLER, SMARTER ALIEN!" do0m put in. Ichigo, scared found herself in Kish's arms.
Alexia's watch beeped, and when she looked at it shrugged. "Gotta go. My time and wish is up, plus I've got martial arts! Bye!" She began to disintegrate. "Lane, next time, DON'T snatch me from me from on top of my bed. School's better!"
Alexia disappeared, and the room was eerily silent. Pudding spoke up. "So, Miss Lane-"
do0m looked at her, angry. "NEVER. EVER. CALL. ME. LANE." She growled. Everyone quickly nodded, terrified.
Now wasn't that fun, let's see next time I get off my arse and write again how everything changes without Masayuck around. Also…
1. New pairing, Minto and Ryou, this'll get Ryou out of Kish's way…
2. Pudding was only asking for a lollipop, no hidden plot there.