MoonBeam and the others hadn't gotten very far when they heard some strange roaring sound. It almost sounded like a freight train.
"What the hell is that?" one of the men shouted, covering his ears.
"It's my brother and Ashley, my pet hybrid dragon-unicorn," MoonBeam said matter-of-factly.
"And you know this…how?"
"I just do."
THUMP! A purple lizard-like creature with hoofs, a horn, and a bushy tail landed in front of them and folded its wings.
"There's my brother!" MoonBeam said excitedly. Off of the hybrid's back stepped Chuck Norris. "Where were you?'
"Curing cancer. What's going on here?"
"Not much. Just killing a few zombies." One of the men behind MoonBeam gaped at her brother.
"Chuck Norris? Okay, now this is just getting too Sueish. What is wrong with you people? The author has seriously gone-" BANG! MoonBeam shot him in the head.
"I happen to be an exact replica of the author, who is the best person in the whole wide world. End dey cun spel reel gud."
"I concur," said Chuck Norris.
A/N :Short, yes. Funny, I don't know, you tell me. Reviews = Continuation