A/N: Yeah, um… still not dead, guess I'm late again…
Oops…
I really meant to update again MONTHS ago, but then I had an exam and then I went traveling this summer… yeah, Animelover1321 has been on just this side of crazy trying to make me update (sorry).
Our wishes today are:
From Guest:
Can you make Lettuce kiss Pai and have Minto flirt with Ryou?
From BBs Evil Little Sister:
Hmmm, I wish that... all the mew mews turn into their animals and the rest have to take care of them!
From IZzieTheWriter:
I HAVE A WISH! *smirks evilly* Ahem, I know this may sound weird and retarted, the aliens must take off ALL their clothes and fly around... I would like to be there to see Ichigo's face!
NOTE! Can you make Pudding take off her clothes because she thinks it looks like fun? Thanks!
And with one more apology for the absurdly long wait (I'm sorry, I really am!) on with the show!
In alternate realities, such as those that exist in fanfiction, reality tends not to get involved for as long as possible, but eventually, it tends to leak through. In this case it has done so by pointing out that it should be nearly midnight with all the time spent on various activities and (helpfully) brought with it a sense of total exhaustion.
Pudding was out cold, still firmly taped to Taruto, who she was using as an (unwilling) mattress (the repeated stickings are starting to take a hold on the two) but the rest of the mews were arguing with the aliens, specifically over where everyone would sleep.
"Well, it's our rooms upstairs, Keiichiro and I should be able to sleep there" Ryou protested.
"But the Mews are GIRLS, its only right to give them the best rooms" argued Kish, chivalrously.
A sudden rush of nodding came for the direction of the mews, and Mint walked to the front.
"That sounds right, maybe the aliens aren't quite as bad as you think sweetie" She declared, to Ryou's rage.
"Whaa? Sweetie? But don't you see? None of them can be trusted, they're the enemy, remember – they're the enemy!" He shouted.
"Oh, don't get your knickers in a twist blondie" muttered Taruto from beneath Pudding, "you can stay and keep an eye on us."
"That would be logical, a split along gender lines" added Pai, hooking Ryou by the collar before he could attack Taruto and subsequently wake Purin.
"What about Pudding then?" Asked Ryou desperately "she's still attached to Tart! With do0m gone on errands, we have no idea how long it'll take to unstick them."
"We can leave the two of them in the hallway, halfway between us in the rooms and you in here." Mint said dictatorially, before going off to claim Ryou's room for herself and Zakuro.
Ryou tried to argue again, but Pai snagged a piece of duct tape off of the Taruto-Purin conglomerate and sealed it firmly over his mouth, before placing him in the corner. Keiichiro shifted Tart and Pudding to the hallway, and carefully placing one of the pillows from the earlier fight under Taruto's head before joining the other boys on the café floor.
The next morning was beautiful, birds singing in the unfamiliar forest outside, sun shining down… and Ryou actually talking to the aliens?
"Your culture is so strange" declared Kish, "like this focus on kick-the-ball…"
"Soccer" corrected Ryou, "it is an old team based game, and it's an activity people can bond over."
"Does your culture have any sporting events?" asked Lettuce nervously.
"Not really, we tend to need to conserve our energy given where we now live…" said Kish slowly.
"Well, there is the one" piped Taruto excitedly, (he had come detached during the night, though it was anyone's guess how) "you know, the one that the humans found pictures of and did too!"
"Which one?" Ryou asked curiously (he had realized at some point during the night that having the aliens help would be invaluable in escaping, and thus diplomacy was called for).
"The Oly-something, here, I'll show you!" Taruto said, before he tugged his shirt off.
Realizing what the Aliens were referring to, Keiichiro moved too stop them, but it was a classic example of too little, too late, all three aliens were stark naked and flying around the room, just above head level.
The first reaction was from the Mews, who seemed torn between covering their own eyes and stopping Purin, who thought that the flying around naked games looked like fun.
The second reaction was from Ryou, who started shouted angrily and covered his eyes (this was far more than he ever wanted to know about his new allies).
The third reaction was from Keiichiro, who threw a blanket over the aliens, making all of the previous reactions irrelevant. He then turned around to check on the girls, only to find a small pile of traumatized animals in their place. (Most had found themselves as animals in reaction to the embarrassment, except for Purin, who thought being an animal looked fun) "Oh dear, not again…" murmured Keiichiro, shaking his head.
The aliens had gotten dressed in the meantime, and Kisshu had instantly looked for 'his' Ichigo, only to see a small black kitten in her place, "Koneko-chan?" he asked, suddenly unsure, "is that you?"
Ryou cussed. Loudly and creatively. The lack of repetition was actually quite impressive. "You idiot aliens! Look what you've done! You little (This is censored in order to have the story remain at T, however please feel free to insert any series of explicatives of your choice)!"
"What has happened?" Pai asked Keiichiro as he seemed to be the most… sane of the Mew Mew group.
Keiichiro quickly explained and left to prepare a complete report of all of the available research, as well as set up friendly environments for the mews (especially Lettuce, who at the moment could do little more than writhe on the ground).
After this was achieved (with much help from the aliens, lifting a porpoise is no easy task) the other Mews settled, Ichigo helplessly purring under Kish's gentle stroking, Minto perched on Ryou's shoulder, Purin playing with Taruto, and Zakuro lying in the corner. Pai, observing the general order of the situation, re-examined the data he had been given, before walking over to Lettuce.
"Retasu, the data that I have received indicates that kissing you may expedite your recovery. Would you be amenable to perform an experiment?"
Lettuce looked about as embarrassed as a dolphin can, but made a close approximation of a nod and swam up to the surface of the tank.
One cannot call a kiss with a member of a completely different species incredible, or even pleasant, but the kiss was special in two ways, the first being its status as Retasu's first kiss, and the second being she was embarrassed enough that it had absolutely no effect.
The two of them scooted (or swam) away from one another quickly after the magical moment ended, Pai to prepare a report for Keiichiro on his findings and Lettuce to feel stunned and embarrassed in the corner of her remarkably large tank.
Meanwhile do0m walked into the café, cheerfully swinging a heavy bag of groceries "Hello everyone! I'm hoooo-" she froze in midstep, seeing the Mew animals and the aliens, as well as the embarrassed Lettuce, and put two and two together. She then carefully edged backwards, put down the groceries, and disappeared.
Next time I forget for this long PLEASE threaten to inflict bodily harm or death on me! Really! It's the best way to motivate someone, and I'm afraid I tend to be rather forgetful.
Your wish is my command
-do0m