Heya, This time I'll present more...jackass cards than romantic ones...

Y'know… I can't just miss the fail jokes XD

The love spirit is there after all... As well the trolling spirit is.

So, enjoy!


To: Blitzcrank

From: Viktor

Daddy is missing you e.e


To: Viktor

From: Blitzcrank

Ç_Ç *oil tears rolling*


To: Teemo

From: Kennen

Gotta catch you all!


To: Kennen

From: Teemo

Try to find me first! *gigle*


To: Bread

From: Pantheon

Did I mention it's the baking season?


To: Vladmir

From: Twisted Fate

Hmm… whatcha good lookin'. S2


To: Twisted Fate

From: Vladmir

Yeah. I know. * shining bright*


To: Pentakill Karthus

From: Hecarin

I demand a song.

Sing. Now.


To: Hecarin

From: Pentakill Karthus

Asssssssss you whissssssssh….

*preparing his guttural voice*

Damned Pony, Damned Pony.

Come get stuck with us…

I hate mug, I Hate sludge

What a yurck!

I won't get movin!


To: Lucian

From: Thresh

I got you wife

And you need to save her

So what's the problem?

Grab my lantern too!


To: Thresh

From: Lucian

Shit man, just fuck you!


To: Varus

From: Amumu

Where's your pants?


To: Amumu

From: Varus

Dunno, I guess...


To: Varus

From:

So lemme dress you, friend.


To: Amumu

From: Varus

*run away*


To: Twisted Fate

From: Graves

Many times passed

Many cards you played

But just one wish of yours I couldn't get

Why did you betray me? e_e


To: Graves

From: Twisted Fate

Tough luck, Malcolm friend.

It's Just because you touched my hat, pal.

And nobody touches the hat.


To: Alistar

From: Fizz

Hey grand bull, got milk?


To: Fizz

From: Alistar

For horns sake, not this joke again.


To: Brolaf

From: Trindamere

Because of you Bro,

My right arm is stronger than my left arm.


To: Trindamere

From: Brolaf

All thanks to Arm Wrestling trainin' Dude.


To: Nocturne

From: Graves

Who's in the dark?

YOU IN ! MWAHAHAHA!


To: Graves

From: Nocturne

You can show me the dark anytime

But I'll hear your pulse

Everytime.


To: Nocturne

From: Graves

O.o


To: Tristy

From: Rumble

Luv ya my Lethal Weapon *hug tight*


To: rumble

From: Tristy

*crying oil everywhere*


Two shining stars for who got all the jokes! V:

and for those who's curious by the pony song, here it is:

watch?v=5AFna6R-rAo

Cya!