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Dumbledare draped us in2 teh penisve. I did so sxcily and lona didd preppily.(dumbeldoar usd hs randam noomer pcker 2 chase a chapter_ "Your task is 2 create epic lulz." den dumbly shot laser at treez to see if he could.
We wer da bit wher Enoby hs sax wif Draco. except we were in Snoop Dog's claserom. Vampir ws there . I git mi wand/gun und did Helloromora on da dooor so EnOBy couldn't gert in.
Snip locked at us analgrily and sed "I hope you've not come from the negaverse"
Luna looked at him and said "CAN'T YOU THINK ANYTHING THAT'S NOT THE NEGAVERSE?!" Cordozar Calvin Broadus, Jr. git all angsty an said "OK NW I HAv 2 PUT U IN DITENTION!"
"actualyy no u cnt caus i am like a prep" said Lewna holdng out hr totally Lawsome Prep Card. cus we wer frum da futurama it Locked really shiny and perpsective. (geddit cos Luna wasny in My Immortal ken)
"upsilon sorry " sed Snoop. i looooked at nuttin in parsicular and sed goffikaly "i gez preepz are god 4 sumtin after all lol" then Dr Dre woked in and everyone forgot what fanfiction this was.
DEN EVERYTIN WENT all swirly kinda like in Microsoft Excel Saga. "lolwut", I sad flirtily to lunar. as it went bak to dumbeldoars office we hd sex sexily to Nin Inch Narls. alboos lurked awai cuz hes gay.
"EEL DONE, my lulz levels increased signoficantly" sid Dumbels. he gav us 50 pints 4 slothergino und dan tok then away for us haring sex. Efter that he sent us 2 anoder chappy. It wuz......................................... 27!!!!!!
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A/N - i hop teh hibeys dnt sell STEVEN MCFLETCHER. hes suc a prep for wontin 2 go t2 da seltick. anyways dnt flam or ur a prep!!!!!! lol, this is fucking mental. seriously.