I think I'll just scream if I see another once I'm done with this order. I'm used to making these for people, they're delicious and very popular after all. Warriors looking to improve their attack prowess love them most of all.
This order really takes the biscuit though.. Martinus spent a whole day out in the wilderness collecting antelope shanks for me. He managed to collect not just a dozen or so... But forty-three of them! And out of each I can make about three pies, so that's.. That's.. That's a lot of pies to say the least.
Gugudi made a fortune out of me too.. Damn her and her expensive black pepper. And that sack of tatties I bought in Limsa were so heavy, I wish I'd brought Yahna or maybe Zahra with me here to carry them for me.
Oh well, I guess I shouldn't complain too much. I'm sat here in the guild making these pies and I can already see I'm getting better and faster at making them. They're still just enough of a challenge without being ridiculously hard to make. And they taste amazing! Shh.. I'm sure Martinus won't miss just one if nobody says anything..
~Rakshi Zahrann