Okay so this chapter is inspired by the idea of Salad Fingers meeting celebrities that me and Spottedflames thought of! Hope you enjoy.(That is if you even read this!)

Chapter 1 by PunkRockFreak09

Salad Fingers has just woken up, when he heard Logan Price hollering his name.

"What is it Logan? Shall we have a lovely picnic outside today?" He waked for Logan to respond. (Of course, his doll, Logan Price was just a non-living object and could not respond. Like I said the atom bomb affected Salad Finger's mental health.)

"Oh that is a splendid idea, Logan! Let me get my party dress on and we shall be on our way."

After putting on an old dress that managed to survive the atom bomb and some party make-up, Salad Fingers was on his way to the party. He had heard from the last person he killed that their was going to be some big celebrity bash, he wanted to check it out for himself.

After arriving at the party he began searching for rusty spoons. He found none and he searched and searched. He finally bumped into a man/woman that could only be Micheal Jackson herself... eh... himself. *cough*

"Excuse me miss, would you happen to know where some rusty spoons are?"

"Why aren't you looking green today? Well... I did look that way after my first skin bleaching surgery, but that's another story for another time... Did you just call me a woman? I am a man!"

"Are you that odd pedophile, I heard about from Logan?"

"I would never hurt a child!"

"L...Logan told me otherwise! You sir, are a blight upon society! If I must do what I must than I shall!" Suddenly Salad Fingers bit off Micheal's surgery constructed nose and ran away.

After running for so long, he began his search for rusty spoons again. Then he saw a man in glasses shouting for his wife.

"Sharon! SHARON!!!!!" This was a man known as Ozzy Ozbourne(or however the hell you spell his name.)

"Your glasses look marvelous.... may I.... may I touch them."

"Sharon? Is something wrong with you dear?" Salad Fingers swiped the glasses off of the other man's forehead and felt them. These glasses were rusty and he ran his green fingers over them and he immediately knew what they were.

"Ooooh.... ohhhh. These feel marvelous... where... where can I get such a pleasure to the tips?"

"Sharon, darling, what have I told you about making such noises out of our house." Suddenly Salad Fingers was shocked to fell some slimy lips on his.

"Sharon what is the matter with your teeth... They are so crooked and something must be done about your breath, darli.." Ozzy could not finished as Salad Fingers knocked him out and drug him back to his lair.

Salad Fingers was truly satisfied with himself. Not only had he got himself a splendid dinner from the party (yes in case you are wondering he killed Ozzy and ate him for dinner, morbid I know!) he got these wonderful rusted glasses are a souvenir! Now you might think people would have screamed when the saw Salad Fingers, but many were too drunk and stoned to care. They just though he was another illusion from all the chemicals running in their blood.

His was preparing to go to bed when his radio, known as Roger, was speaking to loudly.

"Roger be quiet, I am going to begin my slumber!" The radio just made strange noises. With his green hands he grabbed the rusty hammer and swung violently at Roger.

"Don't make me mad any further, Roger! You will not call me such names in my household, you wretched bastard! Now go to bed!" He yelled with much anger.

The sight of Logan calmed him down.

"Logan I want to thank you for taking me to the party, it makes a girl like me get flustered! I found a wonderful rusty item today." Salad flirted to his doll, Logan. He gave Logan ten seconds to "respond".

"You are such a sweet man, Logan. Goodnight my dear." He used his green fingers to turn off the lights and put the covers over his body. He snuggled Logan close to him and gave a sigh of content. This was such a great day for him.

Salad Fingers might not make sense you, but in a way he is a tragic tale. He speaks to no one but objects that cannot respond to him. He spends many adventures with only Logan and his rusty spoons and such. You might understand him soon. He had many dreams of Logan and him riding the magical rusty taps.

So I hoped you enjoyed this chapter! They will get longer was we go, I promise! Yes Michael and Salad will met again... trust me. Anyways read and review!

Thanks,

PunkRockFreak09