Note from PunkRockFreak09:Okay folks some warnings for ya on this chapter. If you like to follow the Salad Finger's fan-fics in a very canon way then DO NOT READ. I kinda bring the drama(sometimes humor) and my friend Spottedflames brings all HUMOR. This chapter was written purely for humor purposes. It contains sexual content, crude humor, language and rape. This also would NEVER happen in the Salad Fingers universe. Okay now that I have warned you, enjoy!
Chapter Written by: Spottedflames
OKay, I'm LOOONNNGGG over due on this, My Chapter of the story we're workin' on!
EXTREME WARNING CONTAINS SOME VERRRY SEXUAL LANGUAGE...
Salad fingers rested his head on his pillow. "Roger?" he asked sleepily, " did you remember to buy spray paint?"
Roger said nothing.
"ANSWER ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!" he shouted.
still, Roger said nothing.
Salad fingers lost his temper and threw a hammer that he kept at his bedside at Roger and Roger fell over fell over. "OH MY! ROGER!!!" he cried, running over and cradling Roger in his arms.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh who could that be?" Saladfingers said.
OUTSIDE....
"Okay, Remember MJ, one, don't touch me, I don't want AIDS." Sharon Osbourne said. "Two, Rape him AFTER i knock him out, And three, remeber not to leave fingerpr- OH MY GOD! PUT THAT THING BACK IN YOUR PANTS!!"
"Aww..."MJ said, zipping his zipper up. Sharon kicked him (her what ever the hell MJ was) in the shin.
"Owww, that hurt!"
"UHG! just shut up and rape him."
"I thought I was suposed to do that after,"
"JUST DO IT!"
"OKAY!" MJ said, unzipping his skinny jeans.
"No Wonder everyone thinks you're a pedophile."
INSIDE...
"Hello?" Salad fingers said, cracking the door open, only to have a half naked MJ jump on him and start finger banging him.
"i'M GONNA BE SICK!!" Sharon said, and proceaded to vomit on MJ, who'd been busy butt humping salad fingers.
"RAPE! RAPE!" Salad fingers shouted, and then bit MJ's nutts off.
"AAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS ARTIFICAL JEWELS!!!!"
"Those weren't real?!?!" Sharon said, sand vomitted on MJ again.
suddenly, MJ and Sharon ran off.
"I feel sick..." saladfingers said.
FOUR MONTHS LATER...
turns out... salad Fingers was a Hermaphrodite (is a male AND a Female.) and MJ got him pregnant.
"Roger.!!!! WERE THE HELL ARE MY SARDINES!" shouted Salad, His huge belly blocked his arms reach.
"OW! STOP KICKING ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" Salad fingers shouted at his belly.
FIVE MONTHS LATER...
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Salad fingers shouted.
"WAA!" cried the baby that had slid out of salad finger's ass.
"EW! IT"S SO UGLY!" salad fingers shouted, tossing it in the oven.
30 Minutes later...
BING!
"oohh! DINNER!"