So the whole bloody scene with GaGa was a little fuzzy on the details...so I wrote this chapter to describe what happened. By the way this chapter this Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Lady GaGa bashing. This chapter includes profanity, sexual suggestions, and lesbianism! XD Enjoy!(OH AND PLEASE REVIEW)
Chapter Five by PunkRockFreak09
Miley Cyrus had been sent by her record label to record a new song with Lady Gaga somewhere out in the middle of nowhere. Cyrus really didn't think GaGa was all that..had GaGa gained the eyes of over like 1 million teen girls? No! Had GaGa poll dance at the Kid's Choice Awards? Hell no! This was all something Miley did by herself. She was interested to see this,"creative" and "wonderful" singer for herself.
"Well this is fucking great, y'all!" she says as she steps out of her Limo in her $1,000 shoes. She can't believe this..IT'S FUCKING SNOWING. Can her day get any worse? Then suddenly she sees GaGa stepping out of respective Limo. "Ah great! There is Queen Bee herself." she thought.
"It is so very lovely to met you, Miley! I've been watching your career for some time now." GaGa says as she extends her hand.
"Thanks...I've heard alot about you too. Your rather famous back in Nashville." Miley says in her thick Southern drawl and weakly shakes GaGa's hand. "Ugh. I think I'm gonna have to kill this bitch. Nobody overtakes Miley in fame, NOBODY. It's time for GaGa..to die." Miley watches the Limos go away. Miley sees GaGa's back is to her. The Hannah Montana star takes this oppertunity to pull out her pocket knife her girlfriend Demi Lovato gave her.
"Well looks like we are all to ourselves, . Let's get..WHHHA" WHAM Miley's knife is now stuck in GaGa's stomach.
"Yeah listen, Honey, you look hot and all..but you are just not my type. I am tired of your weird outfits you wear...and P.S. I HATE YOU BITCH!" Miley yells this bitterly as she watches the crimson blood drain from GaGa's torso. Satisfied with the large pool of blood flowing from the other woman's body, Cyrus calls up her lesbo girlfriend.
"Yeah I killed her, babe. Come pick me...ooooooo bring Selena over...we can have fun with her. Yes yes I know what happened last time, yo' momma saw all of us butt naked...this time she'll be at work right? Okay good. See ya and Sel-Sel in the car then!"
Yeah sorry if you like Disney...it hate Disney. DX Anyways I felt like writing weird, funny shit tonight so enjoy! Looking forward to updating soon.