Hey guys! :) I'm back with another one shot! I really liked this one but that's just me. So tell me what you think! I typed this like while I was in summer school LOL. But who cares right? Summer school sucks -.- Anyway Hope ya'll like it! :)
Kim has logged on
Jack has logged on
Brody has logged on
Kelsey has logged on
Brett has logged on (Just letting you know, Brett, Brody and Jack are brothers)
Milton has logged on
Kelsey: Hey guys. What's upppp?
Milton: Nothing. Julie and I are sitting here still remembering what happened at lunch
Brody: You mean Jack confessing his love to a certain someone? ;)
Brett: Yes! That was so funny man!
Kim: But she said she loved him back!
Kelsey: Yes Kim You would know ;)
Brody: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jack: Hey guys! Guess what? I AM GOING TO KILL YOU ALL -.-
Brett: Good luck with that bro!
Brody: You do know he is a higher black belt than us…
Brett: SHUT UP.
Kim: HE IS?! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kelsey: What belt are you guys? And what belt is he?
Jack: Well… We are all black belts but Brody and Brett are 1st degree black belts and I am a 2nd degree black belt : )
Kim: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brett: Not funny, Mrs. Anderson
Kim: I. WILL. MURDER. YOU.
Brett: Fiesty aren't we? Jack how are you in love with her?
Brody: Yea. It's not like you guys are secretly dating and finally telling us about this now haha
Kelsey: Yea, they would have told us.
Milton: You guys would have told us right?
Kim: Ummm….
Jack: Ughhh….
Brody: I WAS RIGHT!
Brett: WHAT?! JACK! YOU ALREADY DID "IT"
Jack: Did what?
Milton: You know what he's talking about!
Kim: How did it go from us secretly dating to us having sex?
Kelsey: I'm just as lost as you
Brett: But Jack has soooooo done "it"
Brody: But the real question is with who did he do "it" with
Milton: Since they didn't technically answer the question, they are dating : )
Kelsey: Now that we know Jack and Kim were secretly dating, we just need to figure out if he did "it" with Kim or has he done "it" before he started dating Kim
Brett: It's probably with Kim
Kim: And how would you know that
Brody: You know the rooms in our house aren't exactly sound proof…
Jack: Their rooms are right next to mine….
Kim: JACK?! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT?!
Jack: I did ask if you wanted to go to your house but you said you were too tired to walk.
Kelsey: JACK AND KIM ARE NOT VIRGINS!
Milton: LOL!
Kim: Shut it -.-
Brody: Was Jack ok?
Jack: DUDE WTF?
Kim: Remember that week I couldn't walk very well?
Milton: Yea I remember…
Kelsey: What about it?
Kim: Let's just say that he went really fast and really hard so I was limping for the rest of the week...
Brett: WHOA THERE JACK!
Brody: You gotta be delecate with the ladies
Jack: -.- not amused here
Milton: That actually explains a lot
Kelsey: …
Brett: …
Brody: …
Kim: …
Jack: Why were you thinking about that?
Milton: GROSS. No Kim was very off in karate that week
Milton: BTW that was Julie
Kim: Oh yea. I hated that -.-
Jack: No baby you loved it ;)
Kim: ok fine I did ;)
Brody: GROSSSSSS!
Brett: Lets talk about something else
Kelsey: Like what?
Jack: Who Brody and Brett like! ;)
Kim: YESSSS!
Milton: Now this is something I'm gonna wanna pay attention for
Kelsey: So who do you guys like?
Brody: A girl…
Kim: No shit Sherlock. I thought you were a gay
Brett: Jeez, Mrs. Anderson, no need for the sarcasm…
Brody: Fine, she is popular. She may seem like a slut at school but at home she is sweet and nice. She is really special to me. She's like my best friend. We hang out together and she is very loving to her parents. She also makes me feel happy. I don't have to worry about anything when I'm around her.
Jack: Sounds like you love her bro
Brett: I remember Jack was always like that about Kim "ohhh Kim was so beautiful today" or "her smile is amazing"
Jack: STFU.
Brody: Yea, Jack, I do love her. We hang out all the time at her house. She looks beautiful without all the makeup on
Kim: OHHH! I KNOW! DONNA TOBIN!
Brody: Maybe…
Kelsey: Are you sure? Because she is a bitch…
Brody: I'll send you guys a picture…
Brody has sent a picture
Brett: Yea you are right! Why doesn't she dress like that at school?
Brody: She was she is going to school like that tomorrow : )
Jack: Dude. You should tell her right now
Kim: Jacks right. If you really love her than there is nothing holding you back : )
Brody: You're right! I'll go right now
Kelsey: Good luck!
Brody: Thanks!
Brody has logged off
Milton: So now that we know who Brody likes, we need to know who Brett likes!
Brett: I don't like anyone…
Kim: I know you do
Brett: No I don't
Kim: Yes you do
Brett: No I don't
Kim: Yes you do
Brett: No
Kim: Yes
Brett: No
Kim: Yes
Brett: No
Kim: Yes
Brett: No
Kim: Yes
Brett: Ughh Fine I like someone. Jack your girlfriend is good…
Jack: Thanks. She is amazing ;)
Kim: Thanks. You're the best
Jack: No you are
Kim: No you are
Jack: No you are
Kim: No you are
Milton: Ok enough with the flirting…
Kelsey: WHO DO YOU LIKE BRETT
Brett: Ummmm….
Kim: Give us a hint
Brett: Ok she is considered a nerd…
Jack: MY BROTHER LIKES A NERD?! How shocking…
Milton: OOOO! I know these people (BTW I made up half of them)
Brett: Name them
Milton: Ummm… Shelby
Brett: No
Milton: Sarah?
Brett: No
Milton: Brenda?
Brett: No
Milton: Anna?
Brett: No
Milton: Natalie?
Brett: No
Milton: Cathy?
Brett: Pshhhh no…
Kim: It's Cathy
Brett: Not true
Kelsey: That's the only person you put "pshhhh" before you said no…
Kim: You do know I can come into your room right now
Brett: Ummm how?
Jack: KIM. DO. NOT. ANSWER. THAT.
Brett: Wait why should she not answer tha-ohhhhhhh she is in the house
Brody has logged back on
Brody: What did I miss?
Kim: How did it go?
Brody: Great. I now have a girlfriend : )
Jack: She didn't reject you?!
Brett: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Brody: No she didn't reject me
Kelsey: Awww that's cute
Brody: Thanks : )
Kim: Anyway… back to Brett. Yes I am in your house
Jack: I wonder why? ;)
Brody: Why is she in the house?
Kelsey: Because she is making out with Jack
Kim: KELSEY!
Milton: Kim, You kinda set that one up for yourself
Kim: I hate having smart friends…
Jack: TELL HER BRETT.
Brody: Tell Cathy that that Brett likes her?
Milton: How did you know we were talking about Brett and Cathy?
Brett: Yea bro. I don't remember telling you anything.
Kelsey: And he has no possible way of seeing the messages we had when he went to talk to Donna
Brody: Ok so, since Jack is dating Kim its obvious we are not talking about them considering they were already together. Kelsey is dating Eddie and Milton is dating Julie so we are obviously not talking about them. The only guy left is Brett
Kim: That makes sense
Brett: Wait, how did you know I like Cathy?
Brody: Dude. You stare at her everyday
Brett: Pshhhh no… What? I don't know what you're talking about
Jack: He sooooooo stares at her
Kim: Awwww. Brett you should tell her
Kelsey: Wait KIM! Remember what Cathy told us yesterday?
Kim: Ohh yeaaa!
Brett: What did she tell you?
Jack: Wait was it that thing you told me Kim?
Kim: Yes
Milton: I AM LOST.
Brody: Sameee. What is happening?
Brett: WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU?
Kim: Nothing you need to know…
Brett: Kelsey please?!
Kelsey: Sorry Brett, It's a secret
Brett: Then how come Jack knows?
Milton: How come we don't know!
Brody: It has nothing to do with us right?
Kim: yes, it doesn't have anything to do with you
Jack: Just go talk to her before we tell you
Brett: FINE. But you better tell me after.
Kelsey: Ok.
Brett has logged off
Jack: CATHY LIKES BRETT AND BRETT LIKES CATHY!
Brody: Brett is gonna get some!
Kelsey: HAHAHAHAHA
Milton: So Julie and I are going to study so I have to go, BYE GUYS!
Milton has logged off
Kelsey: That reminds me I have a date with my man to get ready for, See ya!
Kelsey has logged off
Brody: So Jack, when you do "it" again, are you gonna be more gentle?
Jack: STFU!
Kim: Ha Ha very funny -.-
Brett has logged on
Jack: How'd it go Brett?
Brett: Why don't you ask my new GIRLFRIEND tomorrow at school : )
Brody: Nice bro! We both got girlfriends!
Jack: BUT… I had one before you did
Brett: THIS YEAR
Jack: I hate you…
Kim: I can help you feel better if you want ;)
Jack: And what might that be? ;)
Kim: Oh you know what it is ;)
Brett: We are going to go…
Brody: I don't want to be hearing moaning and groaning.
Brett: Brody, wanna go watch a movie?
Brody: YES! Anything to get away from these two sexually active teens
Brett has logged off
Brody has logged off
Jack has logged off
Kim has logged off
And I think you know what Jack and Kim are doing ;)
