I FINISHED IT GUYS! AFTER IT WAS DELEATED TWICE! ARE YOU PROUD OF ME!? ARE YOU!? *having a mental brake down* my mother fucking computer is the recarnation of saton! I started writing at 1pm, now it is 9.20pm. mother of god. both times my computer spazzed out I was one paragraph off finishing!

I am so stuborn. this is the third time I wrote this. MY STEP DAD LAUGHTED AT ME! -_- all the people who think they're resilient and stuborn, be damned. (if you want proof go on a game called 'give up', I finished it, just... type it in google and give it a little play)

right. on a different note besides my state of mind slowly deteriorating I would like to give you all a hug. *internet hugs you all* I want to be an author when I'm older and all of you faving, following, reviewing and messaging me is so reasuring. so... ugh, somehow I'm going to give you all hugs even though almost all of you live in different countys. hey, tell me you're country and time please? I'm interested, Enland for me and you already know the time.

one more note. There is a paraghraph in here that holds a sentence that is duble meaning and it was so un-intentional, I swear to you, but it did benefit the story. YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YA SEE IT!

I'm exausted. my fingers hurt so much!

writing this the song I listened to most is this - watch?v=EPFgB_KS-wg I recomend this song so much! it's amazing!

and finilly, before this thing has another fit, comence reading!

"hey, Natsu!" I shout the boy taking a shower for the fifteen times this week. My water bills are terrible, if I wasn't rich I think I would be on the road to suicide by now, have you seen the shows when they see their bill and its crazy high? I would be like that, eyes popping out and everything. But, he says it's something to do with him not getting a bath for three years, so I can understand and I let him get away with it, but if it goes on for more than a month I will ask him to tone it down a little. Just a tiny bit.

"Yeah?" He replies through the sound of drops of water hitting the floor.

"Feel like going to a party?" I ask flicking through the book I'm reading, Lucy recommended it to me, because we're suddenly friends. That's right. Gray Fullbuster has been friend zoned. And I suppose that's not so bad since I'm planning on hooking her up with my best friend, but it's still a back hand to my pride.

"Ugh, why?" He asks, with a creek the shower ends, great, that was quicker than normal, I normally have time to run into my room to avoid seeing him walk around half naked. Roommates, who needs them?

"because, for one, you've not been out for two weeks, for two, I'm scared of being alone in one of Loke's partys,"

"real convincing," he says slumping down on the couch next to me, I think I may actually try to read this book...

"I know, right? I should be a politician..." I joke.

"Sure, I suppose it is a bit unhealthy staying in all the time," and showering three times a day...

"Right. So get ready, Kay'? We're gonna set off soon, oh and Lucy and Erza are going too,"

And to be honest it was Erza who got Loke to invite Natsu though he doesn't even know who my roommate is. Best friend ever right? 'Since when did you have a roommate?!' 'I've had one for the past month...?' It wasn't like I never even mention it. God he's so dense... probably because he gets more girls than me. That's actually how I met Loke, he was hitting on the same girl as me, so we declared a war of who could get her! He won. Arse hole.

I hate my best friend.

I should make Natsu my best friend! Come to think of it why the hell haven't I? I like him a whole lot better than Loke. What would I call it... friend revelry? Natsu and I get in a whole lot of fights. And because he's... well, you know, would that be 'friend zoning' him? NOT that I have a plan to date him or anything, just hurts like a bitch to get friend zoned.

Ah, memories. I actually started dating Annabelle because I felt sorry for her when she 'confessed'. I did warn her that I wouldn't end well but she was like 'that's what everyone says with true love! You'll see!' and I did see. I was right. As always. But I do honestly miss her friendship, she may of been whiny and still into all that fairytale crap, but she was kind of down to earth.

Oh. Right. I went a bit off track there didn't I? Well I suppose you wouldn't mind be back-tracking a bit. I've lived on my own since 13 as you already know, but since then a lot as happened! Honest! My life is full of ups and downs and full fucking roundabouts! Yeah. My company, which I guess I haven't told you what it actually is (it's a detective company, cool, right?) had grown by 50% and I got a Nobel prise. No, I'm not joking, I got one because I was the most successful youth and everything with a sad back story. Come to think of it, with my past I would probably win X-factor, even though I suck at singing.

WOO! Off to stardom for me!

I got my first girlfriend at 15, and since then I've had 60 girlfriends since and many more one night stands. Along with that I've had 30 black eyes. If I was married I would die by the age of 30. Everyday would be filled with domestic violence, morning, noon and night, and that would be only one sided by the girl. It's all about woman abuse, what about man abuse!?

"Right, I'm ready!" Natsu shouts from his room, which used to house my guests until he moved in. I look up to see him wearing the clothes we picked out for him the day after he moved in officially. This outfit consisted of a white, button down t-shirt, a red and black hoody zipped up half way, dark blue faded jeans ripped at the knee and grey trainers. I find myself staring, because god, that boy would be total competition if he wasn't gay, for me AND Loke the womaniser. I may ask him to be my wing man one day, I will do the same for him! We would be a total tag team and everything.

"Ugh, Gray?"

"Hmm?" and then I realise there was a reason he bothered to get dressed, and that I was, indeed staring at a guy thinking about his looks, hmm... "Oh, yeah! Right, right, come on,"

I walk over to the door to get my jacket and exit, locking the door behind me "how far is it?"

"two miles," I answer "don't mind going on a motorbike, do you?"

"ah... urm, no," he answers flushing. Aww, what's with the blush Natsu? Haha, I'm evil.

I swing my leg over it and steady myself before passing my helmet to the passenger. This means I will be helmet less but, meh, I will be all bad ass and everything, unless we get pulled over. But I don't want Natsu dyeing at my hands. It's not that I doubt my riding skills but I never know when some dick is going to drive into me.

Wait.

That sounded wrong on many, many levels.

And now I'm blushing. Damn it. Damn the English language. Damn my dirty mind. Damn everything.

But seriously, who else but me has a mind who is against them? Raise of hands please! Yes, I thought so.

And as for the English language that can just go fuck it's self. Reeaal hard as well. So hard that it can't look it's self in the mirror with out feeling guilty. Yeah.

As for me I need to stop myself blushing!

"ugh, Gray? You okay?"

Am I okay? No, but obviously you can tell that from my face, because you blushing is normal but me? It means I have gone all lunatic and that I need to get my head sorted "yeah, just get on."

Everything sounds wrong now.

The ride is 10 minute. But they were the most awkward and long ten minutes of my life. Because of what my earlier thought hinted at and the person who was clinging onto my waist. That person is gay. And I'm a guy. I just HAD to, make it get all awkward. *sigh* hope my telepathic super power wasn't in use.

Because I have telepathic powers, bitch, what do you have?!

Oh. Well that is kind of cooler...

Anyway, it's night time, midnight in fact, so my only light in the glow of the bikes head lights. Luckily, we do actually make it in one piece, even with my mind threatening to go into the gutter.

Fuck you mind.

Just... fuck you.

I see Loke outside his house chatting up some girl with jet black hair. So naturally I make my way over to help him out. Not before helping Natsu off the bike because he was failing epically at it.

"HEY! Loke! Good to see you again man!" *insert bro-love hand shake girls go mad for*"Thanks for saving my life again, hmm? Who's this lovely lady? Don't tell me you're already married,"

He grins "not quite get, this is Alice,"

"Well you're a lucky lady," I smile and walk into the party with Natsu.

We spot two girls and make our way over to them. GOD DAMN IT LUCY! What are you doing in here while the love of your life flirts with a slut outside? How many telepathic messages do I need to send you? *sigh* girls today...

After an hour or so Loke drags me over to get some drinks.

"Thanks Gray, for earlier I mean," he grins. Ahh. I knew that girl was a slut. Can I just ask, what is the thing with girls that gives them the need to sleep with a guy after an hour of knowing them and then slap them when their ditched? It doesn't make sense really. No to me anyway.

"You're welcome! You did save my life and everything," we laugh.

"So is that guy your room mate?" I nod "chatting up the girls is he?"

I nearly drop my drink.

I settle for hysteric laughter instead "maybe, but I doubt it,"

"why?"

"he's gay,"

Me and my friend here have no gaydar. Seriously. Once, a guy was hitting on me and we both didn't know until he asked my out, apparently I had been flirting back? One of the 1000 mortifying moments of my life. But that's how I came to know I was attractive to gays, HUZZA! What a feat, with my gay roommate and everything?

I hadn't been expecting his answer to that though.

"He got in your pants yet?"

...yeah. no 'Oh's no 'right, I'm sorry's just a 'have you screwed him yet?'.

I'm not gay.

The fuck is wrong with people?!

"NO! What the heck? Are you a homophobe or something?" I ask kind of pissed on Natsus behalf.

"No, but I can tell he likes you," says the guy who didn't know he was gay " and you may like him too,"

Then I pored my drink over him and pulled him back to the girls and Natsu. I like him? Sure I do. As a friend. If I was a girl maybe, or if he was a girl... or if we were lesbians... wait. What!?

What the hell is wrong with me...?

"hi, I'm Loke," he greets Natsu.

"my name is Natsu!"

"hmm... you're pretty cute,"

...

Loke I hate your guts.

Gray-RETARDED COMPUTER FTW!

Me-DONT MOCK ME GRAY! I WILL KICK YOUR ARSE!

Gray-BRING IT BITCH! ICE MAKE HAMMER!

*nothing*

me-magic doesn't work in this world, sad isn't it?

Gray-very, hey, wheres Natsu?

me-in tears because your thought ruined his innocence XD review!