Okay! a little shorty here! I have been working on my visual novel so I didn't have as much time as usual (if you want to read it you can type in 'Bassnovel' and look for the story 'shes mine')

just wondering, how weird do you guys think I am because of this story? haha, I wish I could say that I wasn't any worse, but I can't... (not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying it!)

I dont own anything but my plot. and my insanity.

God I don't even KNOW anymore.

Seriously. My rival concerning girls just called my gay friend cute. Be reassured, I am giving him the 'what the fuck?' eyes. So don't worry about that. It's too bad I already pored my drink over him, or I would do it right now, about twenty more times... or even a cup that has endless drink and hold THAT over his head until he gets a cold. Friends are such amazing things, aren't they?

Natsu laughed slightly and said "thanks, not too bad yourself,"

My eyes. They are twitching. So badly.

Oh god this is awkward. I'm sure to god Loke is not Bi. Even with my lack of gay-dar I know. I know so well.

What is he up too?!

"Haha, well you're not the first to say so, I have my good points,"

I would also like to stress the point Lucy is here, and she is STILL not taking my telepathic advise. Girl. He is flirting with a guy right infront of you and you don't give a crap. And there I was thinking she was madly in love with hi- wait. Where'd she go?

Oh.

She's stood at the booze table drinking at some speed

Erza on the other hand is nose bleeding to hell and back.

"you sure do, I think that girl out there was in a trance, up close I see why,"

Oh god my brain hurts so much make it stop. MAKE IT STOP! I really have no idea what to say. Can you guys help me out here? No? Well screw you then! I mean... I guess you can't exactly communicate with me since you're just READING my story but you could at least try! C'mon. On three, one, two, three, FAN POWER! No? Nothing? *sigh*

I don't even know why I try.

I really, truly don't.

"Well he is quite to womaniser." Insert incredibly awkward laugh here.

Loke smirks at me. Oh. I get it know! He's TRYING to make me feel awkward. Well that isn't going to happen Loke! Sleep with my friend all you want! I don't even care!

Oh. But you do.

Okay. I care. It is already awkward enough. I don't want to see him walk round the apartment and only think 'He likes Loke... Holy crap...I'm a terrible friend!' because that would come with SO much guilt. plus the fact is if he's going to fancy any straight guy that is going to be moi.

Yeah. I said it. I'm feeling pretty bold today.

ME! Not Loke, not some random dude of the street. ME. Because if that happens at least I can handle the situation. No? AND I WON'T RANDOMLY FLIRT WITH THE POOR SOD LIKE MY BASTERD BEST FRIEND. God damn it Loke, why am I your friend? I keep on asking myself this and I can never find the answer.

And that's the story I'm sticking too. So you can all fuck off.

So what do I do?

"well, of course I'm nothing compared to my friend Gray here,"

Wait.

Waiiitt.

He's being a wing man?! Why? IDIOT LOKE I AM GOING TO HULK SMASH YOUR FACE! HONEST TO GOD, SATON AND THE EASTER BUNNY! BY THE END OF TONIGHT YOUR LIFE SHALL BE NON EXISTENT IN ANY DIMENTION BECAUSE I WILL HUNT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU DOWN. LOKE. YOU WILL EQUAL DEATH WETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. And if that doesn't get my point across I truly do not know what does.

Natsu sniggers. Yeah. That put my self confidence at a ALL TIME HIGH! Thank you my friend.

Well I suppose a full paragraph on how you're going to kill every one of your best friend in different dimensions' isn't any better.

Meh.

"Don't say that you'll get him blushing!"

Says the guy who was blushing because he had to go on a motorcycle with me.

"Oh, yeah, I'm sorry Gray are you okay?"

I swear they planned this.

"...I... I don't even have words anymore, I'm going to get drunk with Lucy, don't wait up!"

"Gray you have to ride us home,"

"I'LL GET A FUCKING TAXI!"

We didn't get a taxi.

Lucy had drunk all of the booze before I could get there. She was gurgling something about the love of her life being gay. And I knew it. That gave me a few pride points back. I also managed to 'score' (if you know what I mean) with a girl before Natsu dragged us home.

And took another shower of course.

The hole 'PEOPLE ARE DISCUSTING! I CAN'T BELIVE I AM ONE OF THEM... THINGS!' Is going on with Natsu I think.

Maybe it was because Loke made him feel dirty.

Yeah I kind of get that.

My poor, poor roommate didn't know what hit him. Poor sod be damned.

"So, I'm guessing you liked Loke then?" I sigh. I'm tired OKAY? Just. Tired.

"Bit flirtatious for a strait guy but, yeah, he's cool,"

And that my friends, is what a real gay-dar is. Curtsy of Natsu dragneel .

"Yeah... doesn't normally flirt with dudes though," I inform him with a wink "you must be special,"

"Or he may just be playing match maker..."

"huh?"

"nothing,"

Gray-why is it so shoooorrrrtttt?

me-I already explained that! plus the next chappie will make up for the shortness

Gray-I will never forgive the shortness

me-...wheres Natsu these days? it almost seems that I'm only talking to you...

Gray-shower time

me-... okie... urm, I might do the next chapter in Natsus P.O.V, but that would been less weirdness... but more cuteness... I CAN'T DESIDE! MY DEAR REVIEWERS! PLEASE! HELP ME!