Chapter 34
"Naboo, they're here!" Saboo calls from the shop.
"Ok, send them up!" He shouts back then turns to me. "You don't have to eat much, but you have to eat something. The shamen know, so they won't say anything, ok?" I nod. "Good."
"So, Vince, what kind of music do you listen to?" Parri queries.
"Glam rock, mostly. David Bowie's amazing!"
"Have you heard A Reality Tour?"
"Yeah! It's brilliant!"
"What's your favourite Bowie song?" Diane asks.
"I don't know. They're all brilliant!" She smiles. "I can't believe you guys have heard of Bowie! That's awesome!"
"We are awesome." Saboo says, making us laugh. "What's so funny?" He asks in a mock-serious tone. "We are awesome!"
"Well, I am." Naboo says. "You're, well, you."
"Oi! If anyone is awesome, it's me! You're a midget!"
"I'm not short, you're tall!"
"What, me and every other humanoid?"
"No, there's Alan."
"Alan?"
"The Blue King, on Xooberon."
"Yeah, he is pretty tiny. So, there's one being in all of existence that's shorter than you? Anyway, what's wrong with me?"
"Would you like a list?" They both dissolve into giggles.