After Jamie's tiny life to death encounter yesterday, he couldn't stop thinking about Tina, and he tried everything to get her off of his mind. He was getting very frustrated with himself, so frustrated, he started to bite his hand, and then he realized he was overreacting.
The next morning, Jamie awoke with Tina sleeping right next to him in his bed, and he winced at seeing her when a blush crept onto his face. He thought she was sleeping on the sofa last night, while he felt so stupid at not noticing her in his bed sooner, and he suddenly kicked her out of his bed, by kicking her in the stomach. Not hard enough to actually hurt her though, just a gentle push that allowed her to fall on the hardwood floor peacefully.
As he heard the thud when she hit the ground, she got up tiredly, and she smiled at him as her eyes sparkled.
"JAMIE! You kicked me! With your actual foot," Tina squealed as she got out this booklet from her pocket, and started to write in it.
Jamie widened his eyes, "What the hell is that?"
"My booklet of Jamie!" she giggled and continued to flip through the pages.
She showed Jamie everything in the booklet, there was about a billion pictures of him in there, and he was in total shock.
"GREAT! I HAVE A STALKER IN MY HOUSE!" Jamie shouted while the purple hair farmer lay back down on his bed and sighed.
"But I'm your stalker," Tina giggled and Jamie suddenly noticed something.
She then grabbed his foot that he kicked her with, and she started to rub it against her face while smiling.
Jamie was in utter shock and in disgust, as he moved his foot violently, trying to get her to release her grasp.
"DAMMIT WOMAN! LET GO OF MY FREAKING FOOT! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Jamie shouted and she finally let go of his foot.
Tina only frowned as she mumbled cutely, "B-But your foot was so soft and smooth…"
She then took a quick picture of Jamie's foot with her small camera and he then started to wrestle her to the ground to take her camera away. Tina was screaming, Jamie was growling like a dog, as the two continued to roll on top of each other on the floor.
Jamie then gasped when he finally realized what Tina was wearing, he couldn't believe it as his eyes were like deadly daggers as he glared at her. He was ready to explode of anger and Tina saw him fuming while she giggled. He then got off her with caution and stood up.
Tina was wearing Jamie's poncho and it was extremely huge on her.
"WHY ARE YOU WEARING MY PONCHO?" Jamie roared as his eyes turned to flames.
Tina then stood up with a smile while putting her camera and booklet away into her rucksack.
"I'm sorry Jamie! I saw it lying on the floor, and I just had to try it on! I just had to wear the poncho that you owned, that you've touched, that has your gorgeous scent, and that has your sweat in it," Tina explained in a bubbly tone as she started giggling and twirled around in a circle
"TAKE. IT. OFF. NOW!" Jamie commanded while putting his hand out and he waited for her to let him obtain the poncho.
Tina totally ignored Jamie and she then tried to put on a good impression of Jamie. Her eyebrows furrowed, she scowled and made her voice deeper, and her Jamie imitation began, "I'm Jamie! LEAVE ME ALONE! Get off my property! HEAR ME ROAR! RAWR!"
She then started to prance around his house while hissing like a dinosaur and made her hands like claws.
Jamie started to twitch as he blushed in embarrassment and yelled, "IDIOT! I DON'T ACT LIKE THAT! NOW TAKE IT OFF!"
Tina then turned around and glared at him while muttering harshly, "Shut up!"
Jamie's eyes widened in surprised, as he was slightly impressed with her imitation of him while the purple haired farmer started to smirk. He then shook his head as he thought; I'm acting like a fool for smirking at her horrible imitation!
The brunette suddenly saw Jamie's hat on the floor and she put it on her head. She then flipped her hair and nodded coolly at Jamie.
She then started to giggle insanely as she told Jamie while laughing, "I can't believe I pulled that off! That was so much fun!"
Jamie only scowled while walked up to her, took the hat off her head, and he forcefully took the poncho off her.
Tina only frowned cutely as she pouted.
She then smiled as she whispered, "Oh I see! You want to dress up like me, don't you? Well okay, Jamie!"
Tina started to take off her pink vest and Jamie's cheeks turned red as his eyes grew big.
"YOU CRAZY IF YOU THINK I WOULD EVER DRESS UP AS YOU!" Jamie roared at her as he tried to fight off the blush that was trying to form on his face.
Tina sighed as she whispered, "All right…"
She then put her pink vest back on and saw Jamie heading for the door.
"Where you going?" Tina questioned innocently.
"To do my farm work, smart one."
"I wish you would do me," Tina whispered sighing and a frowned formed on her lips.
Jamie's eyes widened extremely big as his cheeks turned pink as he turned around, and roared at her in anger, "YOU WHAT? YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I SHUT IT FOR YOU?"
Tina clasped her hands together as she said with hope in her voice, "You'll shut me up with a kiss?"
"NO!"
Jamie stormed out the door and Tina followed him outside.
"Bitch, quit following me and stay inside!"
"Bitch? So I'm your bitch?" Tina asked him while her eyes sparkled as she went up too close to his face.
Jamie started to blush as he mumbled, "What? No. I didn't mean to say that, so shut up…"
Tina shrugged as she said perkily, "Okay!"
Jamie took out his golden bell as both farmers approached the field as he rang it when all of his animals came out. He started to brush his cows and he saw Tina making funny faces at his cows.
"QUIT MOCKING THEM!" Jamie shouted as all of his animals cried in fear.
"Jamie, you're scaring them!"
"Shut up!" Jamie hissed.
Tina only giggled as she suggested, "Jamie, you should grow a moustache! A purple moustache would be so hot on you!" '
Jamie put both hands on his head in irritation as he whispered to himself, "Someone please make that woman shut up…"
Suddenly, Kurt jumped over Jamie's fence, and went up to Tina. She winced as she timidly backed into one of the walls of Jamie's animal barn and Kurt put both of his arms on the wall, trapping her. An evil smirk appeared on his face as Jamie's jaw dropped in anger.
Kurt then held Tina's chin and made her timid eyes look into his.
"Tina, I was wondering if you want to go on a date with me?" Kurt questioned as Tina's eyes trembled.
Jamie stormed up to him as he hissed at the carpenter, "Get off my property!"
"Oh, so I see Tina's your property now? Eh?" Kurt questioned with a smirk on his face and Jamie started to feel his cheeks turn pink.
"Shut the hell up and leave her alone!" Jamie commanded in his imitating voice and Kurt backed away from Tina; however, that smirk was still planted on his face.
"Oh, you want me to leave your girl alone? I see how it is," Kurt chuckled mischievously and couldn't stop smirking.
Jamie growled at the carpenter and Tina hid behind Jamie in fear while clenching onto his arm.
"GET OFF MY TERRITORY BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS!" Jamie threatens as he stepped closer to Kurt.
Kurt winced while stepping back, jumped off the fence, blew a kiss to Tina, and ran back to Alex who was watching from a far.
They both were chuckling while they both sprinted away from Jamie's farm.
"Those bastards," Jamie muttered under his breath and he then turned to Tina and asked her quickly, "Tina, are you okay?"
Jamie then covered his mouth at what he just said and he wanted to wash his mouth out with soap.
"I-I mean, you should have kicked that guy or something! How pathetic!"
Tina started to squeal as she shouted, "JAMIE MY HERO! MY ROMEO! MY SAVIOR! MY PRINCE CHARMING!"
She then tackled him to ground.
Author Note: Gosh, I love these two xD
Oh, and Toasty, I love that anime, but no, I didn't made Tina afraid of lighting based off
Haruhi. Oh and, for the Harvest Heart review, I'm not going to have time to update Harvest Heart today, but I didn't base Pony and Skye off them, but now that I think about it, Haruhi and Tamaki do act like them XD Thanks for the review.
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