"TINA GIVE THEM BACK!"
"NO!"
Unfortunately, Tina had stolen Jamie's purple boxers, his favorite ones, and for some reason she had them on her head. He would of course tackle her at the moment; however, he had a tiny white towel wrapped around his waist as he just got out of the shower, which means that she had all of his clothes as her hostages.
She was standing there across the room, the opposite side of Jamie, she had hidden ALL of his clothes somewhere, and she wouldn't tell him where.
Her perky giggling was getting on Jamie's last nerves as he growled at her, and he regretted not locking her outside a few minutes ago. It was already late, and Jamie wanted to go to sleep badly.
"Don't make me charge at you," Jamie threatened as he took a step closer.
"Don't let your towel slip off," Tina told him while smirking and she giggled.
"Bitch! Give me my clothes back!"
"No! You have to stay in that towel ALL night!" Tina told his mischievously, while giggling like an obsessed fan girl.
"In your dreams! I could care less what you see!"
In a matter of seconds, Jamie started to stomp over to Tina; however, he tripped and landed on top of her. At first, he felt his cheeks turn pink as his arms pinned her down and there was a awkward moment of silence as they both looked into each others eyes. He then smirked.
Tina blushed insanely as she realized that Jamie was on top of her, half naked, and smirking.
T-This is like a DREAM! Tina thought excitedly and different shades of pink scattered all over her face.
He was pinning her down and he told her enraged, "Tell me now or else!"
"No way! I'll stay here all night like this," Tina giggled at him and then smirked.
Jamie was about to make a angry reply; however, he then realized Tina's weakness.
He then started to run his figures through Tina's hair, causing her body to tense up, and her face turned a million shades of pink. Her heart started to beat faster, feeling extremely nervous, and her chocolate colored eyes trembled.
The purple haired farmer smirked in satisfaction, and he then whispered into her ear, "Tina, will you please tell me?"
He then slid his hand across her cheek slowly, causing her entire face to turn neon pink, and her mouth trembled.
"N-N-No," Tina trembled as shyness and nervousness consumed her.
"Please?" he whispered into her ear again, almost sounding sincere while seducing at the same time, and he smirked when she nodded.
He got off her while snatching his boxers from her head, and smirked.
"Well?" he questioned as his voice seemed seducing and Tina blushed shyly.
"U-Uh, t-there under the cushion of the sofa..." Tina mumbled shyly as she averted her eyes to look towards the floor.
Jamie then looked at his sofa, seeing there was a huge bump from under one of the cushions, and he muttered under his breath, "How did I not see that?"
He then smirked as he walked over to the sofa, and took out all of his clothes from the cushion. As he held all of his clothes in his grip, his towel slid off; however, his clothes were covering his um...thing.
Tina's eyes widened while sparkling in astonishment, as she got out her pink camera, walked closer to him, and said in a day-dreamed/creepy tone, "PICTURE..."
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID GIRL!" Jamie yelled blushing as he stepped back with caution and Tina only crept closer with her camera.
"Jamie put the clothes down! It ruins all of the fun!" Tina said while giggling and she winked at him.
"A-ARE YOU CRAZY? IN YOUR DREAMS!" Jamie yelled as his face turned neon red while he turned around, sprinted into his bathroom, and locked the door.
With immense speed, he quickly put on his black long sleeve shirt and his purple boxers. He heard Tina scratching on the bathroom door like a dog and then he saw her hand sticking out from under the door.
"Idiot girl! Go away," he hissed enraged.
Jamie then stepped on her hand and he heard her squeal as her hand retreated back.
He sighed of relief and then his sapphire eyes widened in shock at seeing Tina's hand return under the door with the camera placed in her grip.
"I'M DRESSED ALREADY IDIOT!" Jamie yelled furiously while blushing and he was just about to step on her camera; however, she pulled it away with great speed.
"How disappointing," Tina whispered to herself in disappointment as she sat on the floor and put her camera away.
Jamie's door then slammed opened, hitting Tina's head, and she stood up quickly while holding her head.
The brunette then saw that his ears were steaming.
His eyes turned to flames as he asked Tina in a demon voice, "WHERES MY HAT?"
Tina winced as she stepped back and Jamie only stepped closer.
"I...I don't know," Tina whispered honestly and she prepared for the yelling of a life time from him; however, they then heard thuds from the roof.
"The hell?" Jamie muttered as both Tina and him looked up.
"Someone is asking to be killed..." Jamie muttered infuriated as he stormed out the door, along with Tina following behind him.
When Jamie walked outside, he saw Kurt and Alex throwing toilet paper at his house. They both winced at seeing Jamie as Alex whispered into Kurt's ear, "I thought you said he would be sleeping!"
"YOU BETTER PICK UP EVERYTHING YOU HAVE THROWN AT MY HOUSE IN CASE YOU WANT TO LIVE!" Jamie threaten as Alex winced in fear and Kurt only smirked while walking passed Jamie and stood in front of Tina.
Jamie turned around and yelled at the carpenter, "HOW DARE YOU WALK PASS ME!"
"Hi Tina," Kurt told her with a smirk on his face and he kissed her cheek.
Jamie was now officially enraged at seeing this scene. Steamed came out of his ears, his face turning neon red of anger, his eyes turned into flames, and he then stormed up to Kurt.
Kurt turned around and muttered, "What do you want?"
"Are you that unintelligent? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT YOU BASTARD!" Jamie shouted as he lunged his fist at Kurt's face with immense force and the carpenter just stood there while taking the hit while his mouth started to bleed.
Kurt didn't even have the strength to move his jaw to speak and it was possible that his jaw was fractured; however, it wasn't.
"Kurt! You okay?" Alex yelled to his friend and Kurt just nodded while sprinting back to the doctor.
"Come back to the clinic and I'll have you fixed up," Alex stated as both of the young men fled.
Jamie watched the two flee while a scowl formed on his face, and he turned around to see Tina wrapped around in toilet paper.
"Jamie look! I'm a mummy!" Tina exclaimed while giggling and she walked up to Jamie.
"IDIOT! YOU CLEAN THIS MESS UP THEN!" Jamie yelled and stormed back into his house.
Tina blinked innocently as she followed him into the house and Jamie glared at her.
"Get. Out. Before. You. Meet. Your. Doom!"
Tina's eyes sparkled and said in her usual obliviously cute voice, "OH! I WOULD LOVE TO SEE HOW YOU BRING DOOM TO ME!"
Jamie blinked while whispering under his breath, "You idiot, idiot, idiot girl..."
She then started to unwrap the toilet paper from herself and started to wrap it around Jamie's body.
He grabbed her wrist, glaring at her, and mouthed a stop. Tina only giggled as she broke out of Jamie's grip, continued to wrap the toilet paper around him with immense speed, and she smirked.
"You are one sexy mummy Jamie!" Tina squealed jumping up and down.
As soon as he was about to rip off the toilet paper from his body violently, she took out her camera, and took a picture of him.
All of the toilet paper fell to the ground as Jamie screamed infuriated, "YOUR DEAD!"
Then for the pass few minutes Jamie had spend his time chasing Tina around his house, and he then tripped which caused him to fall on top of Tina again...
Both of their eyes widened, as both of their lips were just inches apart, and both of their faces were now neon pink.
Jamie then shook his head stubbornly and questioned her with coldness in his voice, "That reminds me, where the hell is my hat?"
"I-I don't know," Tina admitted timidly and she turned away from him.
"YOU LOST MY HAT!"
The brunette shook her head timidly as she trembled while blushing. Jamie didn't seem to notice how close their lips were and he was moving his face closer.
"U-Um J-Jamie, I-I think your hat is on your bed," Tina told him uncertainly and she refused to look at him.
"You better hope it is..." Jamie muttered angrily and he got off her.
He walked over to his bed, then to his surprise, Tina had tackled him onto his bed.
"I'm sorry, Jamie! I just couldn't resist! Your so cute!" Tina told him giggling and Jamie kicked her off him.
(Tina sure is bipolar)
As Tina collapsed to the floor, a thud was heard, and Jamie only chuckled while smirking.
Tina suddenly saw that Jamie had found his hat under his pillow and he placed it on his head.
"Your so stupid, its funny," Jamie told her chuckling and Tina raised an eyebrow in suspicion.
An outburst of laughter was then heard from Jamie and she was shocked to actually see him laugh.
"Jamie whats wrong?" Tina questioned him concerned and her eyes only widened to see that a spider was crawling in his hair.
She shrieked in terror and started to slap Jamie's head repeatedly.
"Don't worry Jamie! I'll protect you!" Tina shouted as she was trying to slap the spider out of his hair.
Each slap was really hurting Jamie extremely. He then grabbed her wrist, tempting to twist it, but he didn't, and he flicked the spider out of his hair. The poor little insect was now splattered on the floor and Tina felt guilty about her murdering this insect, but she then reminded herself it was only because she was protecting her precious Jamie.
"I probably just lost a million brain cells..." Jamie muttered in exhaustion and his head was throbbing extremely.
The male farmer suddenly collapsed to the floor and Tina gasped in panic.
"JAMIE! I MUST GIVE HIM CPR!"
She then bent down, puckered her lips, and moved her head closer to his.
His eyes then popped wide opened as he shouted, "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
He then pushed her away while blushing slightly and refused to look at her.
"You know you can't resist me, Jamie!" Tina told him giggling.
Jamie only rolled his eyes.
Why can't she just leave me alone?
Author Note: Wow, this was totally random xD
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