A/N Ok so you only get the aftermath, but it will progress later on, promise! Enjoy good people!
Chapter 14 Rushy rushy
As soon as he could, on Sunday Dave rushed over to the Michales' household in hopes to get details about Raven's date, he wasn't quite sure about the match the more he thought about it, Randy (for now anyway) was a womanizing pretty-boy, he would be the prestige, a king among men whearus Raven, well she was rough around the edges, she was a diamond in the rough but it was getting close enough to her to see that, that was the problem. Raven and Randy didn't seem as good as Dave first thought and he was just hoping that he wouldn't walk into a bloodbath, as his boots collided with the stony drive-way, he could just see it now, Randy on the floor, bleeding out needing help and Raven, as calm as anything, sitting at the table drinking her coffee and wondering what she should have for dinner. He rushed up the drive-way, his imagination taking over at full force, he had to save Randy while he still could. When he opened the door he found half of his prediction was right, Raven was sitting at the table drinking a coffee. She looked greener than usual, obviously another food had just been ticked off the list.
"Hey Oily-Dave, how are you?"
"Good. What was crossed off this time?" Dave asked sitting down opposite her, he felt sorry for her in a way, the small girl had a hunger that would never be satisfyed, not that Raven didn't try. Despite the amount of food she couldn't eat, she made sure that the ones she could eat were in her system as much as possible, plus the vitamins helped. No one would of thought it with her smoking, but Raven was actually very healthy. Well as healthy as someone like her could be.
"Red caps, apparently the system don't like 'em anymore"
"So Raven, how'd it go?"
"How did what go?"
Dave looked at her, he wasn't sure if she was lying or not, Raven had a really good poker-face when need be. "Your date!"
"What date?"
"The date with Randy last night"
"You know a funny thing happened. I got all ready, washed my hair and regained my eye lustre and even got dressed up but when it came to walking out the door, I just didn't"
"Raven!" Dave looked at her not believeing it, after all the convincing, she just didn't go? He really didn't wanna face Randy after the great Legend-killer had been stood up, God's gift to women would so not be happy about that.
Raven laughed putting her cup down, "Oh chillax Oily-Dave, I went"
"So how was it?" Dave asked again his eyes shining, "Did it go ok?"
Raven shrugged "Yeah, wasn't worth puttin on my good panties but it went alright"
"Well what happened?"
"We had dinner, we talked, had sex and that was it"
"You had sex with him?" Dave asked surprised, Raven wasn't usually the one to do that type of thing
"What? I had needs but turns out that didn't help at all"
Dave's jaw dropped even further, "Wait are you saying Mr-sex couldn't satisfy you?" Dave cracked up laughing for a moment, when he straightend up he looked at her as calmly as he could without laughing, it was still in the back of his throat, "Wait was that his failure or were you that in that mood when nothing could make you happy?"
"Put it this way, only one of us got a happy ending"
Dave roared with laughter again, "Oh thats classic! Randy couldn't satisfy his girl of the evening! Its just funny!"
Raven rolled her eyes, "It's not funny Oily-Dave"
"Sure it is! So what couldn't Mr-sex man do right?"
"You know how people talk loudly when they want to sound smart?" "Correct!" Dave practically yelled making Raven shoot him a look before going on, "Well he seemed really rushy"
"Rushy?"
"It was like he was rushing through it in hopes that I wouldn't notice the fact that he wasn't doing it right. He rushed through it so I wouldn't notice anything"
"And did you notice?"
Raven rolled her eyes again "It was kinda hard not to notice given the lack of orgasm. But not much you can do about it"
Dave hollered with laughter again "This is just too awesome! I am so giving him shit about this"
"Oh no! You are not to mention anything about it to him"
"Raven!" "No, I mean it Dave, when women hit another womens ego they laugh it off, when men do it to other men, world war three breaks out, and I have enough on my plate without having the Legend-Killer on my doorstep getting all angry and what not"
Now Dave rolled his eyes at her scalding "Alright! I won't say nothing"
"Good because if I have an angry Legend-Killer on my doorstep threatening to RKO me through the floor, I'll know exactly who to gut, and you know, between me, Storm and Harmoni, we could totally take you"
Dave hated to admit it but she was right, by herself he could easily take her out, but with the three of them plus their weapons, well no animal could stand up to that, as much fun as teasing Randy would be, Dave decided that he needed to stay alive for his career to work.
"Fine, I won't tease Randy, but can I at least laugh now?"
"Sure. I'm gonna finish my coffee, have fun with that"
Dave spent the next fourty-five minutes laughing.