Jamie groaned and then sighed. "I can't believe this is happening…AGAIN!"
The brunette farmer giggled and started pinching his cheeks. "Awe, Jamie! Shouldn't you be happy? After all, I think that you would want to have me around, considering I'm your girlfriend!"
He was blushing furiously and he tried to push her away from himself.
"Yeah, but I need my space!" Jamie exclaimed and grumbled something under his breath.
Tina pouted and gave him the puppy dog eyes. "But, but, Jamie, I'll cook you dinner, and we can watch some movies, and, and, I'LL EVEN WASH YOUR BOXERS!"
She immediately started to squeal like a fan girl and started to jump up and down at the thought of washing his boxers.
Jamie's sweat dropped and he tried his hardest to contain his anger as he twitched. "Look, the only reason why you're staying here again is because your house somehow got destroyed…again!"
Tina nodded. "I know, I know, Jamie!"
She then started to poke his cheeks repeatedly and she giggled cutely.
The purpled haired farmer's face instantly turned neon pink and he yelled in annoyance, "Stop it!"
Tina started to squeal again, clasping her hands together, and said dreamily, "You're so cute when you're mad, Jamie! "
Jamie only sighed and walked over towards his sofa, sitting down.
Tina followed him and sat down next to him.
"Uh… So… What do you want to do?" Jamie questioned awkwardly.
"Oh lets kiss or make out or hold hands or let me play with your hair or watch a movie or we can try to grow you a moustache or-"
"Uh, let's watch a movie…" Jamie suggested awkwardly and he was slightly blushing.
"Okay!" Tina said perkily and she got the remote, turning on the television.
She started to flip through the channels, searching for a movie, and she turned to look at Jamie.
Tina smiled at him with her eyes closed. "Jamie, what's wrong? You haven't called me an idiot yet or anything! Are you nervoussssss?"
She started to giggle and Jamie blushed even more.
"You are an idiot and no, I'm NOT nervous!" Jamie protested.
Tina started to squeal again, clasping her hands together. "But I'm your idiot Jamie! And, oh my god, my little Jamie is all nervous! AWE!"
"I'M NOT NERVOUS!" Jamie denied and Tina winked at him.
She suddenly put her index finger onto Jamie's chest, which caused him to wince, and he now felt paralyzed as he felt the blood rush to his cheeks.
The brunette gave him a flirtatious smirk and said, "Come on Jamie. If you're not nervous, then kiss me right now!"
Jamie's face was now extremely neon red and he shook his head. "I don't need to prove anything to you!"
"Oh, I see. Guess you're not man enough," Tina said, taking her index finger off of his chest, and looked away, but she secretly winked at him.
Jamie scowled angrily. "I AM MAN ENOUGH!"
"Then kiss me you fool! This isn't girl scouts!" Tina yelled.
Jamie suddenly felt himself blush as he was taken aback and Tina suddenly closed her eyes. His eyes only trembled and he finally closed them. His head slowly leaned in towards her and he pressed his lips against hers softly.
For about the next fifteen seconds they continued to kiss one another. In fact, Jamie got really into it.
His heart was fluttering; his hormones were taking over, and he never felt so happy before. He put his hand onto her cheek and he slid his other arm around her waist as they kissed.
When their lips recited, Tina was blushing insanely, so was Jamie, who refused to look at her.
It was then an awkward silence for a moment, but of course Tina broke it by saying, "Oh Jamie! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD KISSER!"
Jamie blushed and muttered, "Shut up…"
"Oh, look Jamie! I found a movie!" Tina exclaimed as she pointed to the television screen.
"Great…" Jamie muttered sarcastically.
It turned out the movie was a horror film about ice cream coming to life while they tried killing everyone and they watched the rest of the movie in silence for the next thirty minutes.
Suddenly, there was an extremely frightening part, which made Tina squeak, and she covered her eyes in fear.
Since Jamie saw her doing this, he slid his arm around her, and she blushed shyly.
"I can't believe you're scared of this pathetic fictional garbage on this so called television," Jamie said to her while smirking with his eyes closed.
Tina started to giggle as she snuggled into his chest. "You're just not a TV person Jamie!"
"This is actually my first time watching TV…" Jamie admitted in a monotone tone.
A gasp escaped out of Tina's mouth. "WHAT? YOU NEVER WATCHED IT BEFORE? WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE A TV THEN JAMIE?"
"Well, I was going to sell it on e-bay…" Jamie muttered and Tina suddenly got all into his face yelling, "JAMIE YOUR CRAZY! BUT I'M SO HAPPY I GET TO SHARE THIS MOMENT WITH YOU! YOUR FIRST MOMENT OF WATCHING TV FOR THE FIRST TIME! I MUST TAKE A PICTURE-"
"No don't, "Jamie interrupted as his sweat dropped.
He suddenly noticed that Tina was now sitting on his lap, which caused him to instantly blush.
Suddenly, they both heard a huge bang in the kitchen.
"What the hell?" Jamie whispered under his breath and he stood up, along with Tina standing up too.
Tina shivered in fear and she clenched onto Jamie's arm.
"Let's go check it out," Jamie said to Tina and she shook her head repeatedly.
Fear was now consuming her and she said to Jamie in a frighten tone (but her voice sounded cute too), "No Jamie! W-What if the Popsicle man comes and gets you! What if he kills us, w-what, w-what if-"
His lips suddenly pressed onto hers for a second and her eyes widened. When their lips recited he looked at her with a smirk on his face and told her, "You idiot. You think I'm going to let anything hurt you? Of course I'm going to protect you!"
Tina gasped innocently as she blushed and Jamie suddenly held onto her hand.
"Come on," Jamie muttered under his breath.
"Oh Jamie, you're so romantic!" Tina exclaimed squealing and the two continued to walk where they heard the strange noise.
Suddenly, they both saw Mayor Theodore on the floor, eating a bowl of yellow ice cream, and Tina screamed in horror.
Both of her pigtails went in the air cutely as she screamed, "AH! H-He a-ate t-the i-ice c-cream a-and now he's GOING TO TURN INTO AN ICE CREAM ZOMBIE!"
Jamie sighed. "Tina, we should have never watched that movie…"
He then turned to the mayor and questioned him fiercely, "What the hell are you doing in my house and how did you even get in here?"
Tina suddenly gasped immensely and went up close into Jamie's face while saying, "ISN'T IT OBVIOUS JAMIE? THE ICE CREAM AND POPSICLE MAN SENT HIM HERE TO EAT YOUR ICE CREAM AND THEN EAT US AND-"
"THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE ICE CREAM MAN OR POPSICLE MAN!" Jamie shouted right back into her face annoyed.
"YES THERE IS!" Tina yelled back.
"NO!"
"YES!"
As the two continued to debate, Theodore had secretly slipped passed them, and exited the house.
Author Note: Sorry for the crappy chapter, but it made me giggle somewhat.
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