The young couple was of course in Jamie's house, bickering as they usually do, and both were standing in the center of his house.
"B-But I want to join the wrestling festival, Jamie! It's a new festival and it seems like so much fun!" Tina pouted and ended her last sentence with a giggle.
"You better not!" Jamie hissed.
"Awe, Jamie, you worried about me?" Tina questioned him playfully and giggled.
"Don't be an idiot! I just don't want to be responsible for your stupid injuries!" Jamie countered coldly while blushing and crossed his arms.
"Awe, you're SO worried about me! AWE, you're so cute when you're in denial, Jamie!" Tina giggled while closing her eyes.
"Whatever…" Jamie muttered while rolling his eyes.
Tina frowned. "You were way nicer yesterday! Saying you love me and that I'm sweet and that I freed your heart and now your MR. GRUMPY AGAIN!"
"S-Shut up!" Jamie stuttered coldly as he felt himself blushing insanely.
"You even kissed me a million times and you seemed really and I mean REALLY into it!" Tina teased him and her signature giggle escaped her lips.
Jamie covered his ears. "AH! EAR RAPE! Stop the madness woman!"
She giggled once more. "You know you love my words, Jamie!"
Jamie sighed. "Ugh…"
Tina's eyes widened as she started to stare for a long time at her boyfriend and Jamie stared back twitching.
"What?" Jamie asked her annoyed.
"YOU'RE SO HOT!" Tina exclaimed loudly with a squeal, and her eyes turned to pink hearts as she giggled.
"WHAT? You're sick!" Jamie told her, feeling like he was about to barf.
He had no idea why she always thought he was so hot all the time.
"Your right, I am sick…FOR YOU!" Tina squealed, her heart eyes turning even huger, and she crept closer towards Jamie.
"AH! GET AWAY FROM ME WOMAN!" Jamie screamed as Tina was chasing him around his house and the brunette couldn't stop giggling.
"Oh Jamie, you SO like for me to chase you around so you could just see my junk move!" Tina joked playfully and smirked at him seductively as she giggled.
Jamie felt his face turn completely crimson red. "WHAT? N-NOT EVEN!"
Tina laughed. "Oh this is so much fun, Jamie! Just like the old times when we were just 'first' starting to fall in love with each other!"
Jamie rolled his eyes, crossed his arms, and felt the blood rush to his cheeks.
"Yeah, yeah…" Jamie muttered.
I swear Jamie is so bipolar sometimes… BUT THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM! Tina thought with a giggle.
"You still act bitter even after all of this time, which is okay, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU JAMIE!" Tina stated cheerfully with a giggle and unexpectedly hugged him.
Jamie blushed shyly and pushed her away gently.
"You're weird…" he mumbled.
Tina suddenly gasped, which made Jamie rather puzzled but suspicious at the same time.
"Jamie, my parents are coming here to visit me today!"
"What?"
"Well, I told them about you and they wanted to meet you!" Tina exclaimed to him giggling.
Jamie didn't know why but he felt a tiny bit uneasy about this subject.
"They want to meet me? Humph… They probably won't like me…" Jamie mumbled, looking away from her, and crossed his arms.
"Oh don't say that, Jamie! Of course they are going to like you! No wait, in fact…THEY WILL LOVE YOU!" Tina reassured Jamie ecstatically and started to giggle uncontrollably.
Jamie gave her a look of disbelief and only sighed. "Yeah right, no one in this village likes me, except you. "
Tina frowned for a slight second; however, anger then consumed her. "Who cares if other people don't like you? All of them are idiots for not liking an awesome person like you, Jamie! Jamie you're so awesome!"
The brunette smiled sweetly at him and closed her eyes.
Jamie blushed slightly and shook his head. "No I'm not. You're just being too nice as usual."
"Nah, I'm just being honest, Jamie!" Tina told him persistently with a smile.
It's kind of weird how he's saying that since he used to think he was better than everybody else! He really is changing his attitude! Maybe it's because me of? Tina thought while giggling silently.
Jamie sighed and a tiny smile formed on his face. "You're so sweet…"
A tiny gasp escaped her mouth as she felt her cheeks turn slightly pink and the female farmer grinned.
"Nah, like I said Jamie, I'm just being honest-"
He interrupted her by pressing his lips against hers. His eyes were closed; smiling into the kiss, as Tina slowly closed her eyes. Their lips remained locked for the next five seconds and Jamie gently placed his hand onto her cheek. When their lips recited, both of their eyes were locked, and both were instantly smiling while blushing.
A knock on the door was abruptly heard.
Both Tina and Jamie glanced at each other as Tina walked towards the door.
"Jamie! My parents are here!" Tina called giggling.
Sighing, he slowly walked behind Tina, and smiled bashfully at her parents.
Her mother looked exactly like Tina, except an older version. Same hazel eyes, same pale skin, same brunette hair, and she even had the same smile as Tina. Her mother had her hair up as a bun and wore this fancy red jacket that had big buttons on the left side of it and a red belt was tied neatly around her waist. Tina's mother wore gray pants, red shoes, and had these beautiful pearl shaped red earrings attached to her ears.
On the other hand, her father had brunette hair that was almost similar to Jamie's hairstyle, except his was a tiny bit shorter. He was tall and a bright smile was planted onto his face. Tina's father wore this gray suit, along with everything else being gray, including his tie and shoes. His eyes were hazel and looked like a one good looking stud muffin.
Tina's father looked at Jamie unpleasantly and squinted his eyes. "Tina, where's your boyfriend? Who is this woman?"
Jamie felt his eyes widened in embarrassment and felt his face turn blue. He started to twitch as he sulked in a corner and he couldn't believe that her parents thought he was a girl.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? I am a MAN! A MAN! Do you hear me world? A man! Not a woman! A MAN! Jamie thought infuriated and clenched his teeth.
Tina giggled. "He's not a girl! He's my boyfriend, dad! You're so silly! Awe, now he's all sad. Come here Jamie so I can introduce you!"
Jamie got up, feeling his cheeks turn red of embarrassment, and walked slowly towards her parents.
"Uh, sorry…" Jamie muttered under his breath a tiny bit annoyed, trying his best not to sound rude, and he avoided eye contact.
Tina's father laughed loudly. "Ah, so you are a man considering you have a deep voice! Sorry about that, my vision is getting worse since I'm now an old timer and all!"
All of them laughed excluding Jamie who now felt rather awkward.
"So, your name is Jamie?" Tina's father questioned.
Jamie nodded slowly.
"Nice to meet you, my boy!" her father told him rather loudly and his laugh was even louder.
Both males shook hands and Jamie had really no idea what to say or do.
He looked towards his girlfriend for help and Tina only smiled.
The purple haired farmer sighed.
It's only been a minute and it's already this bad. Damn it! Jamie thought in frustration and they stopped shaking hands.
"Oh Tina, remember Tito? Well, we ran into him on the way and thought he could visit as well," her mother stated and Tina's eyes widened in fear.
"W-What?" Tina stuttered frighten and Jamie looked at his girlfriend in confusion as why she seemed so frightened.
A young man about the same age as Tina had emerged from behind her parents.
He wore a blue cap, a red bandanna around his neck, and sky blue overalls. A huge portion of his brunette hair was sticking out from under his hat. His eyes were the color of sapphires and a smirk was planted onto his face.
"Hey Tina, it's been awhile. I came here since I saw the farm advertisement, but the mayor said you already had taken it, even though the farm is under construction right now. You're as beautiful as ever…" Tito told Tina in a dreamy voice and handed her a rose.
A tiny gasp of despair escaped from her lips as a frown formed onto her lips. She slowly held the rose in her grasp as Jamie's jaw dropped in anger.
WHAT THE HELL? WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS? OH I'M SO GOING TO KILL HIM! OKAY, WHERE'S MY FORK? … Okay, I need to calm down before I commit murder and I'm pretty sure Tina wouldn't like that very much… Breath, Jamie, breathe… Do what they taught you in therapy! Jamie thought towards himself and took a deep breath.
Yes, Jamie has been secretly seeing a therapist about his "anger" and "attitude" problems, although he would never tell Tina that since he was way too embarrassed.
When Tina had obtained the rose, her parents both said "Awe" in unison and laughed.
"Awe, it's too bad Tina broke up with you, Tito. You guys would have been the perfect couple!" Tina's mother told Tito and laughed.
Everyone else laughed while both Jamie and Tina laughed awkwardly.
So this douche bag is her ex? He better not do anything to her or I'll stab his insides with my forks! I mean…uh, never mind. Gosh, I've been watching too much cooking shows ever since Tina has forced me to start watching more of the television, ugh. I wonder why Tina broke up with him though… Jamie thought and put a hand to his chin as he began to ponder about the reasons why Tina might of broke up with Tito.
"Yeah, well, uh… Tito, this is my boyfriend, Jamie!" Tina laughed nervously and pointed a finger towards Jamie.
Tito looked around in confusion. "Where is he? All I see is a girl with purple hair."
Steam was literally coming out of Jamie's ear and his face grew boiling red. He clenched his fists tightly, as Jamie was just ABOUT to say, "I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS! I'M NOT A FUCKING GIRL YOU ASSWHOLE!" but he never did since Tina quickly covered her boyfriend's mouth by placing her hand on it.
"T-This is my boyfriend, Jamie!" Tina stated as a fake smiled formed onto her face and she laughed nervously.
Tito tried not to laugh. "Oh sorry, nice to meet you…dude."
Jamie growled. "Humph, yeah whatever..."
Ten minutes later, they all were now sitting at Jamie's dinner table, and Jamie was somehow forced to make everyone dinner.
As Jamie was about to hand out plates towards everyone, he quickly spit into Tito's food, and laughed mischievously.
That will teach that bastard! Jamie thought with a smirk and chuckled silently.
Jamie placed all of the plates on the dinner table and everyone thanked him. He glared at Tito a couple times, although Tito didn't seem to notice, considering he wouldn't stop staring at Tina.
Tina looked uncomfortable and was frowning. Jamie could see that she was slightly shaking and she avoided eye contact with everyone. He wanted to have a heart to heart talk to her after everyone left or when he got the chance, because he honestly couldn't stand this Tito guy anymore and he hated seeing her like this.
The male farmer had finally placed his last dish onto the center of the table, which was this huge fish he had caught a few days ago, and as soon as he sat down, the fish caught on fire.
Everyone gasped.
"WHAT THE FUCK? HOW?" Jamie shouted out loud and he then felt embarrassed since he just swore in front of his girlfriend's parents, although it seemed like they didn't hear him, thankfully.
Tito got up from his seat, sprinting up towards the sink, and started to splash some water onto the fish, while splashing Jamie in the process.
Jamie growled angrily as he was being splashed, about to punch Tito, but the fire was finally put out.
"Oh my, this is horrible! Jamie, you've already done so much for us, we will go fetch you a new fish!" Tina's mother told Jamie politely.
Jamie shook his head. "Nah, that won't be necessary, but thank you…"
"Well, boy, the three of us are going to do it anyways! Tina's mom, Tina, and I will go get you a new fish!" Tina's father declared proudly and clenched his fists.
"Besides, this is a good opportunity to let you two young lads to get to know each other!" Tina's mother told Jamie and Tito joyfully.
Jamie twitched and both of Tina's parents had dragged Tina out of the house.
The purple haired farmer turned back towards Tito and glared at him.
Oh shit. There are no witnesses around… I have so much freedom right now and I'm SO tempted to do something violent to this guy right now. Must…resist… Its okay, no one will ever know, I'll put his body in a bag once I'm done and put him in my closet or something or WHAT AM I SAYING? Jamie thought and shook his head quickly.
"So why would Tina pick you?" Tito suddenly questioned Jamie rudely.
"Why not?" Jamie replied coldly and glared at him.
"Well, for one I thought you were a chick, two you have purple hair, and three, you just seem so bitter to be with such a cheerful girl like Tina. Do you know how luck you are?"
"Yeah I do know and shut the hell up! Why the hell did Tina break up with you? Well, I'm not surprised she did considering I've only known you for an hour and I already want to tear out your guts and put them into my blender!"
Tito chuckled.
"Funny. Well, you see, her parents set me up with her, and she didn't really like the fact that her parents set me up with her. Although, I treated her well, gave her gifts, used my signature lines, everything a girl wanted, but she said I was too perfect for her, and she claimed I cheated on her, which I did over and over again, but anyways, that's why," Tito explained to Jamie in a cocky tone and smirked.
Jamie clenched his fists enraged. "You bastard, how DARE you cheat on Tina! I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
Tito abruptly pinned Jamie to the wall and smirked. He started to rub his hand left hand through Jamie's hair and Jamie twitched insanely.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" Jamie questioned infuriated, struggling to get out of his grasp.
"Come on, you really except me to believe that you're a guy?"
Jamie blushed slightly. "W-What the hell are you talking about? I AM A GUY!"
"Sure you are," Tito said smirking and his head started to move closer towards Jamie's.
"AH! WHAT THE FUCK! I'M NOT GAY! GET OFF ME! AH, RAPE!" Jamie yelled while blushing and tried to get Tito off of him, but Tito somehow was still able to pin him to the wall.
"Pucker up, babe!"
"Ah! I'll kill you bitch!" Jamie threatens fiercely.
The brunette smirked and chuckled.
Right when he was about to kiss Jamie, Tina had walked through the door, and her eyes trembled at seeing this seen.
When Tito looked towards Tina, Jamie pushed Tito forcefully to the ground, and growled.
"Tina, this crazy ass tried to-"
Jamie didn't get to finish his sentence since Tina sprinted up towards him and hugged him while sobbing.
Her parents then had entered the house and had puzzled expressions on their faces.
Tina's mother started to say, "Why is Tito on the floor and why is Tina crying in Jamie's arms and why-"
"I DON'T KNOW!" Jamie shouted extremely loud and everyone stared at him.
It was then an awkward silence and then the unthinkable happened.
Tito bit Jamie's arm.
Author Note: Oh my gosh, I wrote this after eating a bunch of frozen strawberries. I am writing this at two in the morning, so bare with me people! I apologize if there are any mistakes and I know I wrote this chapter horribly, so please don't tell me that.
Yeah, I never really saw Jamie as a woman or girl honestly. He's always looked like a guy in my eyes. Although, a lot of people think he looks like a girl, but I read the booklet first before I played the game, so I always thought he was a dude! Yeah, Tito is the boy character in the game if you choose to play as a boy, so yeah.
Yeah, this story is going to be ending soon… I might add a few extra chapters though.
Thank you SO much to those that reviewed, gosh you guys are awesome. Whoa, almost at a hundred reviews, never thought I would get this much for this story. Thank you guys so much, everything you guys say I really appreciate, and reviews really do motivate me to update faster, not to mention you guys always put a smile onto my face.
Well, I shall update when I can, and please review.
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