Chapter 19 I am a giant!
It was just after two in the afternoon when Shawn arrived with Jamie at the hotel, Jamie would be sharing this room with Steph while he shared with Hunter, Jamie looked around the room, her bright blue eyes widening with joy,
"I've never been in a hotel before!" Jamie squealed before spying the little fridge, "Look Dad! A little fridge! Its oh so tiny!"
Shawn chuckled as he gathered his gear and made sure that Jamie had everything, Jamie was busy running her bright pink fingernails over the little black fridge, badly she wanted to open it and see what was inside.
"Dad can I open the little fridge?"
"Sure" He didn't mind that he would have to pay for its opening, as long as Jam didn't drink anything inside it then he couldn't see why she couldn't open the damn thing. Jamie's blue eyes lit up again when she saw the tiny bottles, showing her father proudly her smile made the extra dollars worth it. "Look Dad! They are so tiny!"
"Just no drinking them Jamie, you're not allowed to drink"
Her face fell, "But I have to drink! If I don't have water or Ensure I will die"
Shawn chuckled at her own mistake, "You can't drink alcohol which what you're holding"
Jamie let out a sigh of relief, "Oh thank God!" Jamie went back to her tiny bottles shaking them and inspecting them from different angles. She lifted up a small bottle of Brandy, "I. Am a giant!" She proclaimed making Shawn laugh again
"You're not a giant silly rabbit, the bottles are just little"
Jamie looked at her father like he was wrong and she was right, it was he called the Raven look, "Dad thats just stupid, don't you think its more possible that I suddenly grew to gigantic proportions. Bottles are just small! Ha! Bottles are never small, I'm just a giant!"
Shawn took her hand and pulled her to her feet, Jamie giggled like it was the greatest game ever invented.
"C'mon baby, we have to get to the arena, we have things to do"
Jamie shook out of his hand and skipped out the door, "Okey-dokey then"
Shawn followed her as she skipped ahead and said hello to various staff and strangers, Jamie was far off from being a baby especially since she was almost taller than Shawn was, but when he saw her skipping and talking to anything from people to herself, he couldn't help but see his baby-girl, he hoped that the guys and gals from work could see her for what she was, a young girl trying to make through the day.
When they got to the arena, Jamie finally had her brain back on track, the tiny bottles clinking around in her pockets. They were her little people and she needed them to prove that she was a giant, he trusted Jamie enough to keep them without drinking them, especially since he told her Raven wouldn't be very happy about it.
"Dad what will I be doing?"
"You will be Paul White's assistant"
"I have no idea who that is"
"The Big Show"
Jamie just looked at him blankly, "Still no idea what you're talkin about. Are you making up people again?"
"No Jamie, Big Show, world heavyweight champion, five hundred pounds, knocks people out with a single fist"
Jamie was still lost and wondering if her father was just making stuff up again. When the Big Show came in, Jamie's eyes lit up, excitedly she looked at her father,
"Look Dad! The Big Show!"
"Oh sure now she knows what I'm on about" Shawn muttered but still trying not to laugh "Jamie you will be the Big Show's assistant so be good and do what he tells you"
Jamie wasn't listening, she was too busy running her hand over the gold belt attached to his shoulder. "Whats that Show?"
"Its my world title belt Jamie" Show looked down at the young girl patiently, Jamie would never remember this but he was present when she was born, he was one of the first four men to hold her tiny body. (Hunter, Shawn and The Undertaker were the others) Jamie had certainly grown since then, when she was born she could fit snugly in one of his massive hands, now not so much.
"Its pretty, can I hold it?"
"Sure" Gently he handed her the belt knowing how heavy it truely was, Jamie's face bulked with shock,
"Its so heavy!" She put it over her shoulder like Show had done, it covered almost all of her chest and shoulder. "Look Dad! I'm the champion!"
"You can't be the champ Jamie"
"And why not Show? Because I'm a girl? That is so mean! Why would you say something so horrible?"
"You can't be champion because you have to beat me for it"
Jamie started to poke him softly in the ribs, making little beeping sounds before stopping and letting out giggles. Show gave the wall a few taps
"Ok you win! I tap out!"
Jamie jumped up and down with excitement, it was lucky her chest wasn't built like her sisters or else she would smack herself in the face. "I'm the champ yay!"
Both men laughed, they couldn't help it, seeing Jamie so happy was just so heart warming. She stopped her jumping and looked at Show, "I'm not the champion am I?"
"You are in my book Jamie"
Jamie cheered again as Show took her by the shoulders and led her from the room, Shawn trusted him with his little girl, if there was anyone on the active roster he could trust with someone so precious it was Show.
"So what are we doing Show?" Jamie asked as she followed him down the corriders, today wasn't much of a working day, tomorrow would be but for today given the long plane trip and Jamie's possible jetlag, he was just going to introduce her to some of the guys in the locker room.
"I'm gonna introduce you to some of the guys and girls, seeing as how you just love meeting new people"
Jamie gave him a big grin, "Yeah but only if they are nice, mean people just ruin everything"
"Yes they do," Show agreed with her,
"How long am I with you for?"
"Only a week sadly, then we're gonna pass you onto the next champion."
"So its like pass the parcel only I'm the parcel, ooh do I get to take off my clothes!"
"No!" Show uttered so loudly that Jamie jumped back, "Sorry Jamie, but no your clothes stay fixed firmly to your body because if they don't I'm gonna take your sister's nail gun and nail them to you just to make sure they stay on"
Jamie laughed again nudging his big frame with her slender finger "Thats what they all say."
"Hey Berto!" Show called out as two men crossed their way, they stopped and gave Show smiles, even though they all played jerks at some point, it didn't stop Alberto, Ricardo and himself from being friends, if anything it gave them something to laugh abut after work. Alberto looked at Jamie's young face and then back at Show, his native tongue emerging but Show still got what he said.
"This is actually Shawn's daughter, she's our newest assistant and next week she'll be with you, so I'd play nicely with her"
Alberto smiled at the young girl, "Hola! Coma-estas?"
"Did you just call me fat?" Jamie demanded having no knowledge that Spanish was a language, "That is just horrible! Why would you say something like that!?"
Alberto looked at Big Show like he could offer an explaintion, "Jam doesn't speak a word of Spanish"
"Right." Berto sometimes forgot that, not everyone knew fluent spanish like he, Ricardo, Rey and Sin Cara did. "Hi, I'm Alberto"
Jamie shook his hand "I'm Jamie"
"This is Ricardo"
Jamie turned puzzled again "What does Ricardo mean?"
"No Jamie, the man next to Alberto is named Ricardo"
"Oh! Hello hello hello! I'm Jamie" Looking between Ricardo and Alberto she just knew there names weren't gonna stick, "I am never going to remember your names," She pointed at Alberto "You are now Billy" Then she looked at Ricardo "And you are now Tiffany"
Big Show quickly intervined so Jamie didn't find herself in a cross-arm breaker, more or less he said the truth, Jamie had a brain injury not a case of spoilt little bitch. She couldn't help her disability.
Both 'Billy' and 'Tiffany' let out Oh's, now they got it and just seeing her little face they could let it go.
"Uh Jamie" "Yes Tiffany"
"Tiffany isn't my name, its actually Shelia" Ricardo told her and seeing her giggle made it worth it.
"Shelia, sorry about that. I will try my hardest to remember that"
Show, Alberto and 'Shelia' talked about the match next week, Jamie busied herself with the end of Alberto's white scarf, it had little tassles dangling from it, moving slowly so no one would notice she inched it towards Ricardo's nose until it was tickling him. When he flicked it away Jamie stiffled to keep the giggles to herself. Finally Show took her away thankfully she had remembered to let go of his scarf.
As they walked away, Ricardo looked after her almost longingly, "I think I'm in love"
Alberto nudged his friend "Chicka like that is out of your league, her father will kill you"
Ricardo just sighed but not surprised, all girls were out of his legue.
When they walked into the main locker room, Show was glad that some of the guys were there, it meant he wouldn't have to go searching for them. Mark Henry sat with Miz and Sheamus playing cards. Show introduced her and the moment he was done speaking Jamie instantly ran for Sheamus' bright hair. "It's red" Jamie pointed out like no one had noticed.
"Is there a reason you're playing with my hair Jamie?"
"Yes because its red, I like red" Jamie kept touching it, Miz looked at her with mild interest, she looked somewhat familiar.
"Jamie"
"Yes Jenny?"
Miz couldn't help but laugh, Miz, Jenny, like it made a difference, Miz knew what his name was. "Do you have a sister named Iziah?"
"Yes I do. Ok, my turn, do you have a brother named Charlie?"
"Uh no"
"Damn, ok you win that round, one point to you"
Miz let out another laugh "Reason I ask is because I know her, we went to school together, how is she?"
"Dead"
"What?"
"Or in prison, what am I? Kreskin?"
Miz was a little relieved to hear that she wasn't dead, of course being in prison wasn't any better but she was alive. Jamie had now moved on from Sheamus' red hair to Mark Henry's black strands. She was playing with it as though Mark was a giant doll.
"Someone explain to me why this little girl is playing with my hair?"
If wasn't trying to laugh, his eyes lit up they would of thought Jamie was the next one to be in the Hall Of Pain.
"Because its fun, and its pretty." Jamie answered still playing with the dark dreads. Mark just shrugged his giant shoulders.
"Ok, have fun Jamie"
"Ok I will"
The door opened and Jack Swagger and his stooge Zeb Colter walked in, everyone groaned except Jamie because she had no idea who they even were. When they saw Jamie they shot each other glances,
"Look Jack, they let any old girl in this place, this one looks like she can't even stand on her own two feet" Zeb's hand went to touch her face until Jamie snapped her jaws like a wild dog, missing his finger by inches. Zeb yanked it back "She's nothing but a wild dog!"
Show stepped towards him along with her new friends, Miz, Sheamus and Mark Henry, "Wanna repeat that?"
They didn't say anything and the men just stared each other down, it was Jamie that broke the silence in a way that only she could.
"I like his mustouche"
"Thank you darling" Zeb looked at her kindly perhaps he was wrong.
"I was talking to Sheamus" Jamie shrugged before looking at the guys behind her, "Which one of you is Sheamus?"
"That would be me lass" Sheamus put up his hand making Jamie yelp again.
"See I told you! Its red and stuff. How the hell did I miss that before? Oh wells. Jamie shrugged before skipping out of the room, Show shot them a smirk as he trailed after her.
Easily he caught up to Jamie, instantly she looked up at him. "Can you take me to that guy?"
"Which guy?"
Jamie groaned at him, "See if Rae was here she would know, now I have to remember." Her face scrunched up "That guy with the black hair and thing in his lip"
Show didn't say anything cause he had a feeling who he was talking about, he just didn't wanna say it. "Still no idea who you're talking about"
"You know the guy that hangs out with the fat guy, gimme a second I know his name. Punk...CM Punk! Genie I demand you take me to Punk immediately"
Show just chuckled, "He's not here but we'll be with him tomorrow so tomorrow I'll take you too him"
Jamie clapped her hands "Yay! As for right now I is a hungry Jamie, to the food table!"
Show took her hand and led to catering where Randy was there eating.
"Hey Rand, this is Jamie, new assistant"
"Hi Jamie" Randy said once the food in his mouth was swallowed, Jamie just looked at him her eyes widening.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Where did you get that brownie!?"
"Ah over there, there's a whole plate of them"
Jamie elbowed past Randy and started to shove them in her mouth, Randy tried not to laugh as he looked at Show.
"She seems nice"
Jamie stopped her shoveling and started to eat like a normal person.
"When you're sisters with Raven, thats what you get, eating like a barn animal"
Randy laughed "Raven eats more like a duck, barn animals tend to chew"
A/N So I have decided to make it in this story that the only assholes are Punk/Heyman/Rock/Swagger/Colter and Eve. Ok thats a longer list than I thought, anyways onwards!