Chapter 29 Bad ideas

Punk;

The moment I put my feet on the plane, I knew it was going to be a day that I regretted, or at the very least didn't like. I could feel it in my weary bones, or maybe it was because Dean Ambrose was sitting next to Jamie, sharing laughter and randomly touching her arm, she didn't try to move it which just pissed me off even more. I stalked up to them and instantly made my presence well known.

"You. Move" I barked at Dean, I really didn't expect him to obey, it was nothing more than a power play. Like I expected he didn't move, he just looked at me with that smile, it made me want to punch him the hell out.

"Why should I?"

"You're in my seat"

"No Punk, I'm in my seat. Next to Jamie" He flashed me a victorious smile and turned back to Jamie, "So who are you writing too after this Jamie?"

"I have no idea, I'll have to consult my list" She tore her eyes away from the screen and looked to me, "Good morning sleepy head, how did you sleep?"

"Fine" I said tightly before going back to Ambrose, "Move, you're in my seat"

"No I'm not"

"My assistant, my seat" I fell back to that, Jamie was my assistant and if I didn't sit with her then how could I give her todays jobs, I don't think people would like it if I shouted them across the plane. Not that I cared mind you, I just wanted Dean away from Jamie.

"Maybe if you ask him nicely and stop being a jerk, he might just move. Ever thought of that?" Jamie piped up, her blue eyes shining, "Or if you really want too, you could both strip down and wrestle in a vat of lime jelly, oh I love lime jelly!"

We both just looked at her, wondering if she was serious, she was. "Jamie, we are not wrestling in a vat of jelly"

"Why? Afraid you'll get beaten?" Dean smirked at me, I knew he was only baiting me, at least I hoped he was, I really didn't want to think he was serious about the lime jelly vat, that would be way too weird. Especially this early in the goddamn morning.

"Just move Ambrose,"

He actually got out of my seat and let me in, "Relax, there it is. I'll see you at lunch time Jamie, I know a great place to get tacos"

"Oh I love tacos!" Jamie beamed at him, no doubt they were talking about getting lunch before I came about. "Oh can we also get jelly, I really feel like jelly now, but only green jelly"

Dean chuckled leaning across to ruffle her hair, "Of course, I only like green jelly too"

Once he was away from us Jamie went back to her laptop, her slender fingers hitting keys, her pink tongue sticking out the side of her mouth, a little ball glinting in the light.

"Your tongue is peirced" I didn't think someone like Jamie would even consider peircings, she seemed like too much of a goody goody good girl to have something shoved through her skin.

"My tongue is what now?" Jamie asked looking up from her laptop, "Right that. Yeah got it done"

"Why?"

She just gazed at me, "Because I wanted it done, is there a law against it?"

"Just didn't think you would be that type of girl to have metal shoved through your body,"

"I have no idea what you just said but I take it you've agreed to give me your energy"

"You are not having my energy, I need it"

"So selfish!" Jamie giggled patting my arm gently, "I'm joking, of course you need your energy, but I'll take what ever is left over, I love energy. It tastes like rainbows. So bright and what not"

I quickly stopped my laughter in its tracks, I wasn't meant to be nice to her, I was meant to hate her. It was getting harder I admit but I would get over that.

"Are you friends with Dean Ambrose?"

"Yeah, he is so nice, unlike some people I could mention"

That short stab was directed at me, I knew it was, well if she wanted me to be mean then who was I to deny her that. "I'm surprised that you could even make friends given the fact that your more than a little slow"

Her eyes darkened as she processed my insult, I gave her that time, anything to stop her smiling and making me laugh. She let out a sigh before standing up and putting her laptop on the seat.

"Move please, I have to pee"

I put my legs up blocking her from leaving, "No can do"

"Well if you don't move I'm gonna have to climb over you and warning, I fall alot"

I instantly moved my legs, it was gonna be bad enough that she shuffled past me, I couldn't handle it if she was all over me. I got a nice little view of her cute behind as she went past. Jamie stopped and lent down so her blue eyes were mere centimetres, millimetres even, "Don't touch my laptop, my letter is very important, if you touch it I'll know"

It was creeping me out a little having those unblinking eyes that close to me. "Alright I won't touch it, now go pee"

Jamie pulled away and skipped to the bathroom, we all knew what was going to happen while she was in there, it was just human nature. When the door was shut I lent over and read her email, I wasn't touching her laptop but she didn't say anything about reading it either. Strike one up for me.

Her email was a fan letter, although not the usual kind, people usually wrote to famous people, famous people they admired but Jamie, well this was her email.

'Dear Snakes on a Plane;

I really liked the part when those snakes bit that woman's boobies, you could tell they were fake! The boobies, not the snakes.

Signed

PS Do you know Saw?

Yeah, Jamie wrote to movies, I tried my hardest not to laugh, it was cute I had to admit. When I turned my head those bright blue eyes were back, millimetres away from me, I jumped back, girl pee'd fast.

"I told you not to touch my laptop"

"I didn't touch it, I read your email, you realise that you're writing to a movie right?"

Jamie shuffled past me and put her ass back in the seat, "Yeah I realise that, why are you being so Hitler this morning?"

"Do you even know who Hitler is Jamie?"

"Do you?"

"Yeah I do, unlike some people I have a memory"

"Hurting you isn't an option for her, she loves you too much"

I flicked my head towards her, wondering why the hell she just said that, those eyes rolled back into focus, it wasn't the rolling that scared me, it was what she said, the last time she did that, she was right on the mark. Whore didn't love me and she was cheating, how the hell she knew it then was as much a mystery as this current episode was. Someone, I'm picking her, loved me. That scared me and I wasn't quite sure how to take it.

"You're staring at me, why?"

"Do you know what you just said?"

She scrunched her eyes up in her attempt to remember, "I asked you if you knew who Hitler was,"

She didn't remember, her damaged brain was blocking out that part of the conversation, I wanted to be happy about that but I couldn't, I wanted to know if it was true, if she did have other feelings for me. Jamie looked at me full of question, "Well do you?"

"Yeah I do. Do you?"

"Yeah I know him, I read all about him, he was a giant knob head. It was like reading about Iziah, but in male German form but there was one thing about him I liked"

"What?" I had to ask because how is it possible to like anything about Hitler of all people, and then it clicked, there was only one thing about him that someone like Jamie would like, "His moustache?"

Jamie let out a giggle, "Yeah, he ruined the box moustache for everyone. Now if you will excuse me, I have to finish my letter writing"

Through out the course of the plane trip, she wrote too three movies, one tv show and Santa Claus, and her letter to Santa Claus wasn't a nice one.

Dear Santy Claws;

Why are you so fat? I have it on good authroity that you survive mostly on water so how the hell are you so fat? And where is my paintball gun? I left it beside the cookies that I was forced to leave out for you and now its gone, so not only are you fat, your a stealer as well, I knew it well I demand you return my paintball gun at once and while your at it, lose some weight you fat bastard, I'm glad that Stephanie hit you with his car, your lucky it was him, if it was me I would've backed over you twice just to make sure that you was dead,

Signed ,

PS Do you know the Easter Bunny? He has my chocolate!

I couldn't stop laughing, I wasn't meant to but I couldn't help it, one would think someone like Jamie would adore Santy Claus, turns out I shouldn't assume anything about little Jamie, because as it turned out, I was wrong all the way.

When we finally left the plane and I actually helped her down, partly because she was afraid of going down the stairs and she was making a fuss with the others, so I helped her even if I did kick up a giant stink, anything to hide the fact that I liked touching her soft skin. I dropped my stuff off, she was in the room next to mine which was meant to be for my benifit, I only saw it as not being able to escape her, I hated that I liked that thought.

"So what list are you giving me today Punk?" Jamie asked keeping up with my strides easily, I guess those lovely long legs made that easy, I shouldn't be thinking about her legs, but they looked so good. Forcing my thoughts off her legs, I snarled at her.

"You're not working from a list, you'll be with me, that way I'll know that you've actually done it"

"That makes no sense to me, but you're the boss, so just tell me what to do Captain"

Take off your clothes. Punk! Stop it! "I need a drink,"

"What kind of drink?" Jamie asked whipping out a pencil and paper, her face all set in concentration.

"Red Bull"

Jamie giggled, "You can't drink a red bull silly man"

"The name of the drink I want is a red bull"

"Alright, you don't gotta yell. Chillax" Jamie rolled her eyes, "Where have I heard that before? Man this is gonna bother me all day"

Jamie put the coins into the machine and selected what she hoped was red bull, thats what the label said but she had found out that labels could be wrong. After all the label on Iziah's jar said sugar but when she ate it all she tasted was burning. Labels could be decieving.

"Could you hurry up new girl, we're thirsty"

Jamie whipped around to see twins, her eyes lit up. "You guys are twins!"

Brie clapped her hands mockingly, "Yeah well spotted, wow you must be a genius"

Jamie giggled "Yeah right, Batman is a genius and maybe Robin the girl wonder, but not me"

"We know that" Nikki spat out, "You're the spastic around here getting in our way"

"I can't believe that your the newest addition to our Diva's roster, man this division is going down"

"What are you even talking about?" Jamie asked clearly confused, "I'm here to help Punk, you know he can be really nice when he wants to be"

Brie laughed harshly, "Seriously? Punk isn't nice, he's an asshole"

"He is not!" Jamie yelled, "You're wrong you stupid whore!"

Brie and Nikki advanced on her but quickly stopped when they saw who was behind her, Brock Lesnar scared them and rightfully so. Jamie turned around and saw him there, standing by her ready to help her against the slutty twins.

Jamie took Punk's drink and looked to the girls, "Well I'd love to stay and chat but you two are total bitches. Bye bye now"

"You shouldn't be by yourself Jamie"

"And you shouldn't be here, you should be tellin' Nurse Joy that you love her. Her red hair won't wait forever Brock"

The big man laughed, "I have told her and she told me that as long as I was a married man, then we couldn't do anything"

Jamie stopped in her tracks and looked at him clearly impressed, "Are you saying that you wouldn't cheat on your wife even for Nurse Joy?"

Brock laughed again "Thats exactly what I'm saying, I love Nurse Joy but I love Rena more"

Jamie stroked his big arm how you would stroke a cat, "Aw you is so sweet for a man guy that broke my Dad's arm. Oh and by the way" Jamie smacked him as hard as she could, he didn't even feel it or register it as pain. "Thats for breaking his arm, that was very rude of you, its not his fault that you can't be with Nurse Joy"

"You're right and I'm sorry, I will apologize to him when I see him"

"Make sure you do Brock or I, well I can't do much to you but I'll get Batman in here if I gotta"

"Well when you do let me know, cause I need to have a little conversation with him"

Jamie cracked up laughing, "Batman is a girl you silly pokemon"

Brock took her back to Punk, the champ was surprised to see her with him and still be one piece, Brock didn't have much patience but somehow for Jamie he had kept his cool.

"Next time Punk, don't leave her alone" He all but growled, Jamie being by herself could only bring trouble, those slutty twins had proven that, Brock didn't want Jamie hurt as much as he wanted himself to be mortially injured.

"And tell me what will happen if I do"

"If she gets hurt, then I'll hurt you" He smiled down at Jamie, "I'm gonna go and apologize to your Dad, then I might have lunch with Nurse Joy"

"Oh and if you see my frisbee, can you return it to me? Thanking you!"

Punk;

"Did you get my drink?"

She handed it to me, beaming that she had complete the task. "There you are Punk, I hope those two girls get a pokeball thrown at them, say those things about you, how dare they?"

"What did they say about me?"

"They said that you was an asshole, but I defended you, yes I did"

"Well next time don't. I don't want you defence nor do I need it"

Jamie's face dropped, "Ok" She whispered to herself clearly upset, she thought she had done good, she had but I still didn't want her defence, I didn't need it, I was a big boy.

"Hurry up, we have work to do"

Jamie trotted beside me the rest of the morning, happily talking to herself and completeing various tasks that I barked at her, I really shouldn't have told her to work with me, she was torturing me without even knowing it, everytime she bent down I could see right down her shirt and I wasn't exactly trying not to look. Her whole body was something that I wanted more time to ogle, I wanted to touch every inch of her just so I knew what it felt like. It was a bad idea, having her close was driving me insane, I guess I liked the torture. Finally at lunch time I got my peace, she skipped away to have lunch with the Shield, well with Ambrose at least, I tried not to growl as he offered his arm like a gentleman and led her out the door to what I'm guessing would be a cafe. Oh how I hated him at this point, hated him more than I hated myself and that was alot right now. Mainly because I couldn't deny the fact that I was starting to get more and more attracted to Jamie, I shouldn't but I was and that was more annoying than anything.

Her turn on torture didn't stop after lunch, she was full of bounce which made her tits bounce, I told her to go and get me another drink, more red bull wouldn't hurt and at least she would be away from me. I gave her the room number where I would be, we had a meeting and Jamie would take my notes. At least thats what she thought, I gave her the wrong room, I couldn't handle being near her a second longer and I couldn't stand anyone else being near her either. Halfway through the meeting which her father was taking, Jamie bounded in. My drink in one hand, a banana in the other.

"Sorry I'm late, I got the wrong room. Silly me!"

"Thats fine Jamie, take a seat next to Randy so I can continue"

Jamie plopped on the spare seat next to Randy, she put the can down and slowly peeled her banana as Shawn went on with the meeting. She wasn't paying the slightest bit of attention and now neither was I, I was too busy looking at her slender fingers working the banana skin, weird I know but even something that ordinary was somehow beautiful to watch. Once it was peeled, she lay it on a napkin that she had snatched from Randy.

"Alright are there any questions or queries?" Shawn asked finishing up, Jamie's hand shot up instantly waving around like a lasso.

"Yeah how about a little less yakety yak yak and more choppin the hell up my banana, what am I meant to put the whole thing in my mouth?" Jamie picked it up and shoved it in her gob, it looked, well you can guess how it looked, it was one lucky banana, "Hello!" Jamie lit up with glee, even with her brain damage, she knew what it looked like, or felt like rather.

"Anyone from the meeting that isn't Jamie" Shawn asked nicely, Jamie took the fruit from her mouth and laid it back on her napkin,

"Well thats rude Dad, I was talking, see this is your problem, you never listen to anyone but yourself"

"Randy, if you please"

Randy gently grabbed Jamie's lips and pressed them together, his finger by his lips told the story, Jamie was to be quiet now. "Shhh little one. Men are talking"

Her whole face lit up like a jack-o-lantern, but she was quiet like Randy had said. I was glad that she wasn't talking anymore, it was driving me crazy but on the other hand I wanted to punch Randy, how dare he touch her, or treat her like that?

You do it Punk

I'm different

How?

That was the million dollar question now wasn't it? Why was it any different?

I struggled to come up with a justifyed answer.