Know Your Toons: Eli Shane
Announcer: Know your toons, know your toons, know your toons.
We see Eli sitting on a chair, "Yep I'm a toon"
Eli Shane… Tortures his slugs.
"What I would never do such a thing, I love my slugs I would never hurt them let alone torture them" Eli said.
Eli Shane… Thinks Pronto's annoying.
"What no I don't, Pronto is my friend I will never think he's annoying, sure he's rough around the edges but he's not annoying"
Eli Shane… Hates his friends.
"WHAT!? NO I don't my friends are like family to me STOP MAKING UP LIES ABOUT ME"
Eli Shane… would rather have money then a dad.
"Um, no I wouldn't I LOVED MY DAD"
Eli Shane… has a secret crush on Dr, Blakk
"WHAT" Eli takes out his blaster "WERE ARE YOU" Eli screamed getting up "YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR THIS TIME"
Now you know Eli Shane.
"NO THEY DON'T" Eli walks around the stage "Where are you, they don't know me I DON'T TORTURE MY SLUGS, I DON'T THINK PRONTO'S ANNOYING, I DON'T HATE MY FRIENDS, I LOVED MY DAD, AND I DO NOT, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON BLAKK, HELLO I SAID WHERE ARE YOU" Eli stomps around.
THE END.
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