Chapter 35 Punk meets Batman
After she had talked to Wade and flirted somewhat with Randy, Raven had decided to go and find Jamie, afterall Jamie was the main reason she should be there in the first place. It didn't take long to find her, all Raven had to do was follow the noise, Jamie at the moment was letting off random giggles and noises like a steam train. Jamie loved trains, not that that was shocking, trains were nice and loud. Raven wrapped her hands around Jamie's eyes, she had to reach a bit but she got there.
"Guess who!?"
Jamie let out an ear splitting screech, turning around and jumping at her sister, "Batman!" Jamie lifted her off her feet and hugged her tightly, obviously Jamie missed her sister. Raven let out a laugh as her three friends, dressed like special ops looked at the two girls in fascination, it was as if they had never seen this sort of interaction before.
"Ok honey, Batman can't breathe!"
Jamie let go of her sister but latched onto her wrist pulling her closer, "I am so happy you're here Batman!"
"Well I promised to come and see you when I had time"
Dean, Roman and Seth just looked at the two girls, all three of them wondering the same thing, how could those two girls be sisters? For one thing Jamie was tall and slender, bright in every form with her blue eyes and blonde hair, she preferred coloured clothing to match her bright personalty, whearus her sister was short with dark hair rippled with silver ringlets, her silver eyes seemed like cold steel, where Jamie liked skirts of purple and shirts of blue, Raven was in head to toe black, she looked like the darkness and Jamie was the light, and yet apparently they were sisters.
"Sorry I'm being rude again!" Jamie giggled, "Rae these are my friends, this is Leo the lion"
"Dean Ambrose" He supplied putting out his hand, he didn't expect Raven to take it, nor did he expect quite a firm hand shake but thats what he got, her sleeve of her long under shirt rode up, he didn't expect tattoos either.
"And this is Silly Rollins" "Seth Rollins"
"And this big man here is Betty"
Roman put his hand out after Seth, "I'm Betty"
"And guys, this is Batman!" Jamie twirled her hands like she was a magician making Raven laugh,
"Or you can call me Raven"
"Can I ask cause I'm not the only one thinking it" Seth piped up, his friends looked at him not believing that he was actually going to ask what was seemingly a stupid question.
"Yes I am awesome" Raven supplied, she really was all about the ego, it was something she got from her father, at least that was her excuse.
"Are you two really sisters?"
Jamie gasped in horror as though he just announced that he liked eating babies. "How could you ask something like that!? See Batman this is why I call him silly, of course we are sisters!"
"I can see why you would think differently" Raven offered, it wasn't the first time someone had questioned whether or not she was related to Jamie. "But yes we are sisters"
"Which one of you is older?"
Now Raven looked at them strangely, even though Jamie was taller, it was always clear that Raven was older. "Ok thats enough weird questions from the Shield"
They laughed as Jamie said good-bye and started to drag her sister away, "Oh and I hope you guys kick ass this Sunday! Even though I'll say the same thing to Glen and Goat-boy!" Raven shouted over her shoulder as Jamie kept pulling. Apparently Raven had to meet her other special friend.
When Jamie stopped she was in front of Brock Lesnar, Raven already knew him and the last she recalled, they didn't care for each other but still Jamie introduced them.
"Batman this is my friend Brock, he's a Pokemon! and he's in love with Nurse Joy!" "And Brock Pokemon this is Batman and yes we are sisters"
Raven on her part decided not to burst Jamie's happy bubble, she put out her tiny hand and smiled as nicely as she could "Hi Brock, nice to meet you"
She enjoyed the split second shock in his eyes, the last time they met he was bleeding from almost every spot available and Raven was in an ambulance on her way to hospital, still he took her tiny hand
"Hi Batman, nice to meet you at last, Jamie talks about you alot"
Raven resisted the urge to rip her hand back and shake it in disgust, instead she politely withdrew her hand and turned to Jamie. "Hey honey-bee, could you grab me a drink? I'm not allowed near the vending machines, I have a habit of kickin holes through them"
Jamie giggled, she would always remember that about her sister, she wasn't even sure how it was possible but somehow tiny psycho Raven managed to kick holes in metal, she figured thats what made Raven so awesome.
"And you promise me you won't leave?"
"I won't leave, I'll stay right here and discuss with Brock his love for Nurse Joy cause I really need to know about that, I wanna see how that pans out"
Jamie gave her sister an excited grin before letting those blue orbs narrow, "And you won't pick a fight with him? Cause I don't wanna lose my only Pokemon because you decided to break his nose"
Raven put her hands up in defence, "I won't do a thing to him except talk and be nice"
Brock was trying his hardest not to snort with mocking, Raven not being violent and being nice to someone that wasn't Jamie was so funny, in a weird way it wasn't funny.
Jamie gave them both a long look before sprinting down the corrider, her blonde locks falling behind her. Once she was gone Raven turned to the 'monster'
"So should I be concerned with the fact that you're hangin around my sister?"
"Should I be concerned that you're not in a nut house?" Brock asked back at her, again he didn't expect what she did. Instead of taking a swing and starting another sickening fight she merely tipped her imaginary hat to him, giving her kudos. "Touché"
"I like your sister, she's nice but I don't have any intentions to try and fuck her"
"Good to know. Is there anyone I should be concerned about?"
"I think that blonde guy in that special ops team has a thing for her, Punk has a thing for her and I think the Diva's champion also wants a bit of her" Brock shrugged, Raven just rolled her silver orbs.
"Yeah I saw that Dean Ambrose has a thing for her, he looked at her with that long stare, Punk I knew about and who is the current Diva's champion?"
"How the fuck should I know? I don't make it my mission to keep up with the bitches in this place"
"And you wonder why Rena is pissed at you alot,"
Brock didn't say anything to that, it wasn't worth replying too, "So now that you've met me, I guess I can leave"
"Sure and maybe we can put this uglyness behind uz"
"Uglyness?"
"Yeah, us gettin along, I'm sure you would like to forget it as well"
He finally let a smile come to his face, Brock couldn't remember why they never got along, right now she was being as nice as pie, it was almost lovely.
Punk;
When I found Jamie she insisted that before we did actual work that she had to go and see her sister, I didn't want to go and see her sister, I wanted to do my job but Jamie refused to listen to anything else, besides maybe this would be more productive than I thought. I also didn't put up much fight because she had taken my hand and proceeded to pull me along the corrider, her skin so smooth and soft that I lost myself for a moment. When I was greeted to the sight of her, she was talking rather awkwardly to Brock Lesnar, I say awkwardly because I could tell from a distance that neither of them wanted to be there talking to each other, as I got closer I heard that there general conversation was rather mechanical,
"Batman! You're still here! Yay!" Jamie cheered dropping my hand so she could clap her's together in joy. "Batman have you met Punk? He's my sort-of boss" Jamie giggled at herself "Punk this is Batman"
I didn't like that evil glare in her silver eyes nor did I like the way Brock looked between us, expecting some sort of fight which he would most definately cheer on.
"So out of prison early huh? Good behaviour or did you just fuck one of the guards?"
Jamie let out a low whistle, her blue eyes expanding, I don't know why I was trying to pick a fight with her sister, perhaps it was her cold silver glare that just really pissed me off.
She shook her head, a slow evil smirk crossing her face, "Wrong twin jackass, tell me Punk, how is Maria? Man you must've felt like such an idiot, you're recovering in the hospital and the love of your life is too busy fucking your friends, man that must've hurt"
Brock let out a low whistle as we glared at each other, Jamie was crossing her eyes between us, wondering who was going to snap first. "Now I remember why we don't get along Raven, you're evil"
"Yeah I am, evil to the bone I am." She gave me that smirk that all the other double crossing bitches had given me. I never hated it as much as I did right now.
"Ok if you two have finished insulting each other, me and Punk have work to do. Come on Punk" Jamie shook the negativity away and took my hand again. Raven grabbed the other one and pulled my ear to her lips, her ice riddled voice stopped any other movement.
"If you ever make her cry again to the point where she thinks about suicide, I'm going to put my foot somewhere between your lungs and colon."
As Jamie pulled me away in order for us to do some work, I only had one thought, Jamie was so upset with me that she thought about killing herself? I never intended that to happen.
