Chapter 39 Ain't that sweet
Bright and early the next morning Jamie was up and ready for work. Last nights pleasant dreams of Punk told her that today was going to be a good one, or at least when she was with Punk, it wouldn't be bad. Jamie made her way to the magical drink machine, she really needed a drink, her mouth was officially made of sand. Jamie popped in the coins and pushed the button for water.
"Morning Jamie"
Jamie took her water and turned to the twins smirking at her, Jamie didn't understand why they disliked her, other than calling them bitches, she hadn't done anything wrong. And in Jamie's defence they deserved to be called bitches. They were being bitchy.
"Good morning girlies"
"So did you say happy birthday to Punk?" Brie asked shooting looks at Nikki, toying with Jamie was an endless source of fun.
"Yeah I did, you do realise that its not his birthday right? Apparently its no where near his birthday, whoever told you it was his birthday is an idiot"
"Well Jamie you're the one that told us" Nikki put in, "Who are we to argue with you?"
"Are you sure I told you that?"
"Yes"
"Don't sound like something I would say" Jamie frowned trying to open her water. "Can't open water, must open water, can't open it"
Brie snatched it out her hands and opened it for her, Jamie put her hand out so she could take it back, instead of putting it in her hand, Brie tipped the contents over the young girls head.
"Whoops! I slipped, sorry Jamie" Brie let the bottle drop to the ground, laughing at the young wet girl they high fived each other before walking away, still giggling at Jamie.
Jamie shook herself off like a dog trying to get dry, "Wait a minute, she didn't trip! That bitch, now I'm wet!"
"I didn't know you talked to yourself Jamie?"
Jamie giggled "Yes Dean I talk to myself, it prevents me from doing this" She shook herself off again, her wet locks whipping his face lightly, droplets of water landing on his white shirt.
"Ok you can stop that now" Dean laughed trying to block the wet strands hitting his cheeks. "Why are you covered in water?"
"I don't know, why are you covered in black?"
"It's my uniform"
"And its a very pretty uniform, and now I must go, I have a team to service"
Dean resisted the urge to tell her how that sounded, Jamie was already skipping down the corrider leaving a trail of water in her wake.
When Jamie opened the locker room door of Team Hell No she thought that they would yell at her for being late, or yell because she was in the wrong room, instead they gave her a friendly smile.
"Morning Jamie"
"Good morning Firey Red Man, and good morning Beard Face"
Daniel and Kane laughed, if Jamie wanted to call them those names then why not, it wasn't like they were insulting, it was how Jamie saw them, one of them was a red firey man and the other did have a giant beard on his face. Plus it was better than being called 'Tiffany' or 'Shiela'
"Here is a list of things for you to do Jamie, and is there any reason you're wet?"
"Yes there is Beard Face, girls tipped water on me, I should probably tell them that I'm not the wicked witch of the west, I don't melt when water is on me" Jamie held her hand to her face, watching it intently for signs of it melting off her body. "Yeah, I'm not melting so thats there mistake"
"You can't be a wicked witch Jamie, you're far too nice, you'd be better being the good witch of the east"
Daniel looked to Kane a little weirded out, Kane was a great movie buff but The Wizard of Oz? "You've seen the wizard of oz?"
"Yes!" Jamie sung out "Oh you're talkin to him, sorry" Jamie took her list and looked it over, "I think I can do that"
Jamie put the list in her pocket and looked to her bosses, "Are you guys breaking up?"
"Don't know yet, it seems that way" Kane shrugged, he had heard through the grapevine not to tell Jamie anything because it was her 'duty' to tell everyone, Jamie wasn't a very good secret keeper, it was a flaw but no one would hold that against her.
Jamie however looked to Kane horrifyed, "Kane please! Whatever Beard-face did, he's sorry! Please don't break up with him! He loves you!"
Daniel and Kane laughed at her words, breaking up only had one meaning, and she had gotten it way wrong. "Jamie we're not together, wait why did you think it was me that had done something wrong?"
Jamie looked at Daniel and shrugged "I dunno. Anyways, I have a list to complete, good day now"
Punk;
Before I went into the locker room I heard her voice making a call, I did what anyone else would've done, I stayed where I was and listened.
"Hel-lo! I would like to book three rooms please, all next to each other if possible" "Ok, one under Red Firey Man, one under Doctor Beard Face and the last one under Jamie Michales" "Ok, thanking you! You are so lovely! Ok bye bye!"
Even her phone calls illuminated how lovely she was, just hearing her talk cemented that she didn't have a mean deceptive bone in her lovely lean body.
"Morning Jamie"
Her little face lit up when she saw me, "Hi Punk! How are you?"
"I'm good, why are you soaking wet?"
"Girls tipped water on me, trying to make me melt but it didn't work, because I'm not a green wicked witch"
You get used to weird sentences from Jamie, sometimes they makes sense sometimes they don't, but just hearing them made you wonder, how could you be mean to her? Of course I felt worse now, she was nothing but a lovely girl and I tortured her, yeah I get why people call me an asshole. But now I had a chance to do something good, hope it works.
"Wait there, I have something for you"
When I came back she was still in her spot, not moving a muscle except her chest that would expand with each breathe.
"Can I move now? My leg hurts"
"Yes you can move" I tried not laugh, I didn't mean litterly not move but with Jamie, she took everything litterly, it was how her brain worked. "Now I hope these fit, it was all I had spare, so hopefully there ok"
Jamie looked at my dry clothes, "You have extra clothing?"
"Yeah, you can wear them while your ones dry, you shouldn't stay in wet clothing, you'll get sick"
Jamie started laughing as she pulled off her shirt, well tried too, I stopped that, as much as I didn't want too. Yeah I'm a little pervy, wanted to see her wet nakedness. But I was also a gentleman, I pushed her gently to the changing room, "Go in there and put those on, I'll deal to your wet clothing"
When she came out, I was a little shocked that it fit her, well the shorts were a little big but other than that she filled out the dry clothes rather nicely. I adjusted the belt she put on so the shorts wouldn't fall off.
"That feels better" Jamie gushed running her hands over my shirt, "Thank you Punk, that was very nice of you"
"Anytime Princess"
Jamie gave me a short hug before heading back to her 'bosses' I know a bit weird but her clothes were soaking and if she stayed in them she would get sick and I didn't want her to get sick.
Jamie went back to Team Hell No after everything had been sorted, she felt better now that her clothing was dry. If Jamie smelled it deeply she could smell Punk, he had a nice aroma about him, like Brute and manly-ness. She liked that smell.
"Your clothing is dry" Daniel commented looking at the CM Punk shirt, he guessed the shorts belonged to him as well seeing as how on Jamie they looked like pants that she was out-growing.
"Yeah Punk lent it to me, you know he can be really nice when he wants to be. And he smells nice," Jamie sniffed his shirt again, "So pretty"
"Did you book those rooms Little One?"
"Yes I did Firey Red Man, and Doctor Beard Face is right next to you"
"Now I'm a Doctor?"
"Yes" Jamie looked at him simply, "You guys shouldn't split up, you guys have the perfect yin-yang thing going on"
"Yin-yang?"
"Yeah, you're so red and tall and he's so hairy and short, perfect yin-yang thing"
"I'm not that short" Daniel pouted making Jamie pat his arm,
"Oh don't go so Iziah on me." She pulled her list out again "I gotta go again, have a great day!"
