Chapter 42 Remove the safety gloves

The next morning Jamie walked with her sister into the arena, in Jamie's hands were Punk's dry clothes that she had washed and dried herself, she had done well at least according to her and Raven she had. Punk was going to be so surprised! She couldn't wait to see the look on his face, with any luck he would hug her. Raven was officially back to work tonight, so it was a quick goodbye to her family and Randy before catching her plane.

"Do you think Punk will like what I did?" Jamie asked again, she wasn't sure if she did ask or not, so covering the bases she asked anyways.

"Course he will, it was very sweet of you to wash and dry his clothes for him, and if he doesn't then" "Rae, be nice" Jamie warned, knowing or at least having an idea of what the next words from her mouth were going to be. She didn't want Punk hurt,

"I am being nice, he's lucky I'm in a good mood this mornin"

"Why are you so happy?"

"I had a date last night, with Randy"

"Oooh did you kiss him?" Jamie gushed at her sister, Raven put her arm around her neck,

"Yes I kissed him Jam"

"Ooh did you go down on him?"

"Jamie!"

"What? I don't know what that means"

Raven lent down and whispered what it meant in her ear, her little face widened with knowledge, when she was done Jamie laughed "No wonder that boss guy is so happy when his secretary says that to him"

From that sentence Raven knew that Jamie had been watching her favourite movie again, Jamie had an obsession with pornographic films, she had no clue what she was watching because all she could see was people were allowed to be naked and no one would yell at them to put clothing on. Jamie loved being naked, it was a simple reason really, when she was naked she didn't have to deal with zips or buttons. Being naked was just easier. Plain and simple.

"Morning Jim-Jam"

"Hi Dean! Hi Betty! Where's the other guy?"

"Seth is stomping around here somewhere, he's not very happy this morning"

"Why? Wait! That wasn't his chilly was it?"

Dean and Roman just gave her an odd look, "No Jam, its about something else, not enough sleep is my guess"

Raven looked Dean square in the face, she knew that was a mistake because the moment she did, she pissed herself laughing, even Jamie looked at her oddly,

"Four pounds! That's classic!" Raven kept laughing, "Four pounds! Ha! That will always be funny! Gotta tell Harm that one! Ha! four pounds!"

Raven straightend herself up and tried to look serious, "Sorry Dean, but seriously its good that you haven't been reported missin" She tried hard to keep the laughter in but it was getting harder and harder.

"Is there a reason she's laughing at me?"

"I dunno maybe its your uniform?" Jamie put in helpfully, she really had no idea why Raven was laughing so hard, or trying not to laugh as it were.

"I'm not laughin at you Ambrose, ok I am a little but I assure its not about anything mean, four pounds. That is classic!"

Dean wasn't taking her laughter in good stride, if it wasn't for Jamie being present he would've done something about it, but as long as those vibrant blue eyes were on him, he would have to swallow his anger. Swallow it until they were alone at least.

Raven turned serious, she had seen that look before and as much as she could defend herself she didn't want Jamie to witness the damage she could do, besides Dean and 'Betty' were her friends, it would do more harm to Jamie than anything.

"Ambrose, step into my office" Raven pulled him aside by his muscled arm, Jamie put her attention back to Roman.

"So Betty how are you?"

"I'm very good Jim-Jam, how are you?"

"Worried about Leo the Lion, he might come back to us with a chunk of his arm missing."

"He'll be fine Jelly-belly" Raven assured her still walking with Dean until they were out of earshot.

"So Ambrose"

"Do you have to call me that?"

"Well I can call you fairy princess of the Shield if thats what you prefer? Wrestling family you see, grew up hearing everyone call everyone by their last names, it was weird, still is but if you prefer I call you Dean then I'll call you Dean"

"Actually I prefer you call me Mr United States Champion"

Raven let out a huff of laughter, "And I prefer France blowing the hell up, neither is gonna happen anytime soon." Raven pulled out her trusty smokes, she offered one to him simply to be polite, "Smoke?"

"No"

"More poison for me" Raven sparked it up and took a long drag, "Anyways there was a reason I wanted to talk to you, I wanted to ask you somethin,"

"Well I'm listening"

"Why is it that Jamie can call you Leo the Lion and she can call Roman Reigns Betty, but the moment I make a little joke you go all defensive, why is that?"

"Because your" "I'm what Dean?"

He didn't like that smile on her face, he was being set up for a trap, one of those womanly traps where it didn't matter what he said, he was going to get in trouble. It was about picking the lesser of two evils, only it was made harder because he didn't know what two evils were being presented. He had to blindly choose and no member of the Shield was used to choosing blindly.

"I'm what Dean?"

"Because you haven't" "Got a brain injury?" Raven asked innocently, her silver orbs going glassy, he didn't like that, glassy meant dangerous. Dangerous was bad.

"Yeah"

"Interestin. So you're only being nice to Jamie because of her injury, go and tell her that"

Dean didn't move, the trap was coming or maybe it was already on him, he wasn't sure so he did nothing.

"Seriously, go and tell her that the only reason your being her friend is because she has a brain injury, better yet tell her that you feel sorry for her. I dare you too, tell her, go on"

"That's not the only reason I like her, she's a sweet girl"

"Yeah she is and yet your only nice to her because of her injury"

Dean let out an impatient sigh "Fine, I feel sorry for her, happy now? Girl like her shouldn't be injured, she should be..." He didn't know the rest of that sentence but he knew that his friends would agree, Jamie didn't deserve what God had dealt her.

"Don't go tellin her that Dean, she'll scratch your eyeballs out, Jamie has the sharpest fingernails, I should know" Raven opened her right eye wider, in the light he saw it, a light scar looping down her face.

"Jamie did that?"

Raven waved it aside, "In the past yes,"

"Why did she try and scratch your eyes out?"

"The same reason she'll scratch yours out, I told her that I felt sorry for her." Raven let out a fond laugh "Girl is more like me than anyone thought, oh thats a scary thought." Raven shook that thought, there were already two psychopaths, (Rae & Izzy) they didn't need Jamie to make a third.

Jamie and Roman watched from where they were, they couldn't make out what they were saying, Roman had suggested going closer but Jamie pleaded with the bigger man not to go any further, claiming if he did, Batman would bite him and the Shield didn't need one of thier members turning into a zombie, and his bright shirted friend wouldn't be very happy if Betty showed up for thier date as the undead. Jamie assumed she could read lips and decided to relay what she thought was the conversation taking place.

"And Leo has just told Raven that her right eyeball is prettier than the other one, and Raven told him thank you but she must go, her cattle are getting wet" Jamie kept trying to catch up but they were going to fast, "That was mean of him! Its not her fault she's short! Raven! Don't say that! His uniform is awesome! Dean! How could you! That was my chilly damnit! And now I want face-cream"

"Jamie you are not eating face cream, its not good for you"

"Talking while the tv is on can't be good for you" Jamie looked back to Dean and 'Batman' both of them were smiling, they shook hands before Dean came back to them.

"Jam! I'm going to see Randy for a while! I'll be back later so we can get lunch!"

"Ok lovely girl!'

The second Raven was out of sight, she grabbed Dean's arms and started rolling up his sleeves, obviously checking for bite marks, when she was satisfyed she looked at him concerned, "Ok I'm happy that your not bitten but I think you should see a doctor, she can be slippery when she wants too"

"Jam, I'm fine, I don't need a doctor"

"Uh! I don't wanna hear it! I care about the Shield, Punk, and Team Hell No, because thats all I can remember this early in the morning, so in that case Dean, I'm sending you to a vet"

"A vet?"

"Yes a vet, they will check you over" Jamie's eyes lit up again "Hey that dog has a poofy tail! Here puff-puff!" Jamie took off chasing the dog down the corrider, forgetting all about Dean, Punk's clothing and apparently the visit to a vet.

A/N Weird chapter I know! But onwards we go!