Chapter 43 Let the tug of war begin!

Punk;

"Look Punk! This dog has a poofy tail!"

Her bright face lit up as the small dog wriggled in her arms, I don't know what was weirder, the fact that she had a dog in her arms or the fact that my clothing was hanging out of her belt line, it flew behind her like a cape. She smiled so innocently at the dog, her fingers playing with his tail.

"Hehe, I love the poofy tail,"

"Jamie, who's dog is that?"

"I dunno, I found him wondering around." Jamie cooed at him before going on, "He has a poofy tail! Oh and I have your things for you"

Jamie shuffled around, pulling out my shirt and shorts, "I washed them!"

"You didn't have too Jamie" Yes I found that sweet, she had taken the time to wash and dry them for me, not when she didn't have too.

"Yeah I kinda did, I had an accident while wearing them"

That freaked me out, last I heard she and her bladder were on the same page, "What kind of accident Jamie?" I hoped to hell that she wasn't going backwards, not when her forward progress was obviously going all well.

"I kinda spilt hot sauce on them, I was eating and it just went everywhere, but I promise I washed them thoroughly"

"So you caught up on Laundry Theatre?"

Her eyes shone again as the little mut in her hands yapped, "Yeah, and I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you this but your shirt, well it's kinda slutty" She whispered the last word as though it was the most horrible thing in the world.

"My shirt isn't slutty"

"Yeah it is, you have no idea how many clothes it slept with last night"

I couldn't help but laugh "I've been trying to get it help but it just won't listen"

"Yeah it didn't listen to me either" Jamie concluded going back to the puffy tail of the unknown dog. "Puff puff!"

"Hey! What are you doing with my dog!"

Yeah, the dog just had to belong to Brie Bella, or Nikki Bella, who really cared at this point.

"I found him wondering around, he has the most awesome tail"

Which ever whore it was, she put out her hands, "Give me my dog"

Jamie went to pass him over, very carefully as if the dog was explosive, she jerked her hand so the dog fell to the floor in a heap. It yapped and ran off down the corrider.

"You dropped my dog!"

"No I didn't! You moved your hands! I was about to give him to you and you moved, you dropped him not me, not that I'm shocked, you dropped the dog like you drop your panties" Jamie snapped at her, even she wasn't dumb enough to fall for that stupid trick.

They took a step towards her, I placed myself between them, no way was I gonna let them hurt her, "Go on, just you fucking try it"

Brie and Nikki scowled at her, Nikki pointed a perfect nail at Jamie, I wasn't the only one that was shocked when Jamie slapped it away, "Don't point that thing at me, it's rude"

They shot her an evil look before stalking away, "Nicely done Jamie"

She gave me a big grin, "Thanking you, why are they mean to me anyways? I ain't done nothing to them"

I wrapped an arm around her neck as we walked the corrider, "I think there jealous."

Jamie laughed "Why the hell would be they jealous of me? Other than my pure awesomeness"

"Thats why there jealous, you're awesome"

She clapped her hands happily, "I know, I tell myself that every morning"

"Good, and don't let no one tell you different"

"Even you?"

She looked at me so innocently, it made me feel worse than I did origanlly, "Even me, if I say somethin bad about you, which I won't but if I do, don't listen, I'm probably just jealous"

Jamie let out a train of giggles, I liked the sound, giggling girls usually got to me, but with her, it was lovely. It was like sweet music that you had to keep hearing. "I have no idea what you just said"

"I get that alot" I looked to my watch before giving her a gentle push towards Kane and Daniel Bryan. "You need to start your work now Jam"

"Ok, but just remember this, licking door knobs on a foreign planet may be considered rude"

"Damn! And that was the first thing I was going to do"

"Well don't!" Jamie shouted running down the corrider, blonde hair flying every which way.

After she was done with Kane and Daniel, I met up with her outside the gym. Her little face bright red, she was either blushing or she had been running around all morning.

"Hey! Did you do your work out Punk?"

"Yes I did, I stretched my back just like you told me,"

"Good! That's exactly what a good work out should be, lots of stretching"

"Hey Jamie, wanna come and get a coffee?" Dean popped up from no where, which just really pissed me off. Yes I was a little jealous but still I had right to be.

"Actually, Jamie is coming out with me" I took her left hand and gently pulled her towards me, Dean took her right hand and pulled her back,

"She is coming with us for coffee"

"Jamie wants to come with me" I pulled her back, Dean pulled her back to him,

"No, she wants to go with the guy that was nice to her since day one"

"But still she's comin with me"

We kept pulling her like tug of war, she was getting confused as we kept shouting insults at each other, fighting over who was taking her for coffee.

"Stop!" Jamie shouted finally pulling away from both of us, "I'm not playing tug of war with you two"

"Sorry Jam, please tell Dean that me and you are going for coffee"

"You don't have too Jam, Punk won't be mad when you tell him that you're comin with me for coffee"

She just looked at the both of us, wondering what to say. Me and Dean stared red holes at each other, we were both waiting on her to make a choice.

"I don't want to upset you guys, but if you're gonna keep fighting over me and try to pull my arms off then I don't wanna have coffee with either of you"

"Jamie"

"No!" Both her hands flew up almost catching me and Dean in the face. "You two are fighting and I need both of my arms attached to me, so you two work on your issues and get the pully-pully outta your system, in the meantime I'm gonna have coffee with my sister."

We had no choice but to watch her walk down the corrider, shouting for her sister.

"See what you did Dean"

"It was you Punk, you only want her because I do" He snapped before walking away. It took everything I had not to go after him and put him to sleep. Permanently.