Dear Haymitch!
Julius is so you. He wouldn't let me do it anyways. And I pay for my own wigs thank you very much. They're not even that expensive! You spend more money on alcohol than I do on wigs.
I'm really sorry, but I can't come just now. Paylor really needs me to organize some stuff. I will try to arrange something as soon as possible. But I won't send the kids to you until you get sober and start behaving!
That's horrible! Is Katniss okay? How about their house? Is it really damaged? How could you spill alcohol there? You're so immature!
Julius and Diana are both fine. Julius wants to tell you that he's the best in his class and Diana learned how to say the letter r. I'm so proud.
Always yours,
Effie