Chapter 47 I'm smarter than you!

Punk;

When I came into the main locker room to relax I wasn't surprised to find Jamie there, I was however surprised to see her face down on the table, smothered in pom-poms puffing out light Z's.

"Jamie?" I whispered not wanting to wake her but still I whispered her name. "Jamie?"

She bolted up, one pom pom stuck to her face "I'm awake!" She pulled it off and looked to me, "When did you get here?"

"About five seconds ago, are you ok?"

Jamie spat out a stray peice of the pom pom, "Yeah, why is there a pom pom in my mouth?"

"Well apparently you were eating it"

"Sounds about right"

"Are you ok though?"

She looked at me puzzled, "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"Heard from the girls that you got into a fight"

Jamie shook her head, "Nope, I didn't get into a fight. I did brawl with those mean twins, but in my defence, they started it, they called me the forbidden word"

"Thats what I was talkin about Jamie"

"Oh"

"And you're right, they deserved it, glad you took them down" I gave her a high-five. Half a brain or not, according to the grapevine Jamie managed to take out both of them by herself, clearly if the grapevine was right, Jamie learnt to scrap from her sisters. Jamie was a sweetie really, just don't call her the R word, I think the lesson is pretty clear but those two bimbos won't learn, they never did.

"I may not know fancy moves, but I know how to block and apparently thats enough"

I couldn't help but laugh, according to Melina (the only Diva in that locker room I could stand), Jamie didn't do much blocking, she was all about throwing her tiny fists and banging Brie Bella's skull against the ground.

"Yes Jamie, I heard, excellant blocking skills"

"Thank you, Batman taught me"

"I thought as much"

Speaking of people I want to brutally murder, Fandango and his whore, I mean dance partner, Summer Rae walked in. I don't think I was the only one that hated him so much that just looking at him made me want to tear his face off.

"Ah, the girl that cannot dance" That husky annoying voice washed over the room, I'm still stuck on the fact that while he talked, he was still dancing. Yeah, a little weird and creepy.

Jamie looked at him thoughtfully, the cogs were ticking slowly but I could still hear them ticking. Her whole face lit up again, it was different to the other times, this one told me she had an idea. One so brilliant her head would explode if she even knew what she was talking about. She lent over and whispered something in my ear, I had to get her to say it again, the first time I was distracted by her sweet scent that floated over my body.

"What?"

Jamie let out a cute sigh "I said" "I know what you said but I'm still wondering what?"

"What are you two whispering about?" Fandango asked still dancing, was it weirder that he was dancing by himself and not the girl. Probably.

Jamie waved it aside, "Don't matter, but you are right Fandongo, I can't dance but I know something you don't know"

Finally he stopped his stupid dancing, it was really starting to annoy me "What could you possibly know that I don't?"

Jamie tapped her chin in thought, "Well for example, did you know that you can not get zapped by electricity?"

"Yeah, its called not putting your finger in a light socket" Summer Rae spat out, I take she wasn't a fan of Jamie either, oh well, I don't think Jamie cared.

"Hahaha!" Jamie rolled her eyes sarcastically, for a split second she was normal. "No I mean if you put your finger in a light socket, you won't get zapped"

"Yes you will"

Jamie shook her head, "Batman told me, if you rub your head really fast then put your finger in a light socket, you won't get zapped. See the friction created by rubbing your head creates a temporary electricity flow, so when you touch something else that is electrical, like a light socket, you won't get zapped, the two pulses meet each other and just cancel, its like negative flow meeting negative flow, it just stops"

Me, Summer and Fan-dickhead just looked at her, if I didn't know she was making this up, I would've believed her, all the facts seemed plausable and right, Jamie sounded far smarter than they gave her credit for. I know that sounded mean but I assure you I didn't mean it that way.

"What?"

"You know how you rub your head with a balloon and when you take it off, your hair stands up, thats from the friction. If you kept the balloon on your head, still moving then touch someone else, they get zapped, its all about the friction and eletricity"

"Thats just stupid"

And he went back to his solo dance, I can see why Wade and Miz were so pissed with it, it really is annoying. Last I checked this was wrestling, not a dancing hall.

"Well you can think its stupid all you want, but facts are facts" Jamie said simply as the door opened again, Jamie lit up like a christmas tree, course Jericho's lit up jacket would do that too her.

"Oh your jacket is so awesome! It's lit up, man if I had a jacket like that, you'd all pay"

"What did I do?"

"Not you Punk, your pretty" She stroked my hair like a dog, it did feel nice. Moving on.

"What did I do?"

"Not you lit up man, your awesome"

"So what you guys chattin about?" Chris asked sitting down with Jam and me.

"Do you know the balloon theory?" Jamie asked, Chris shrugged like he had,

"When you rub your head real fast and don't get zapped when you touch a light socket. Sure"

"Well he don't believe me, figures"

Chris shrugged it off, "Don't worry about it, he's a dick"

Jamie looked at Fandango like she had won, of course his stupid male pride wouldn't allow Jamie to win. He rubbed his head really fast, "How long do I have to do it?"

"About thirty seconds"

He kept running, I really wanted to see how this panned out. He rubbed and then he touched the light socket. He jumped backwards, he had gotten shocked. Was anyone surprised? Other than him obviously.

"It zapped me!"

Jamie cracked up laughing, banging her fist on the table, "Of course it did! It's a light socket! You're gonna get zapped if you stick your finger in it" She kept laughing and laughing until I thought she was going wet herself. She straightened up and looked straight at the dancing clown,

"You're right I may not be able to dance but at least I can say I'm smart enough not to stick my finger in a light socket." She cracked up again, "Don't worry Fan-daboulous, I won't tell no one"

Jamie flew out the door shouting, "Hey everyone! Guess what Fan-dancing guy just did!"