Chapter 49 Scary elf

Dean and Punk were escorted by those sharp knives until they were against the wall. Just from looking at those silver eyes it was clear she was pissed, it didn't help that both men were feeling pretty guilty over Jamie being in the hospital, why shouldn't they? It was their fault, both of them did this to her. She pointed a knife at each man as she spoke, trying to keep herself calm enough.

"You're six-two, you're six-one, you're both two hundred and something pounds, you're both bigger than me and you both outweigh me, you're bigger and stronger, and a slimmer chance on being smarter, but the one thing you're not is scarier than me, so one of you is going to start talkin, because if you don't, I'm-a start randomly stabbing you, and so you know this knife can go through any straight-edgeness, it can go through any vest, it can through any long title reign and it can certainly go through honour and justice, so one of you will start talking in three-two-" "It was my fault"

"Really Punk? Wanna explain how?"

"I pulled her too hard"

"And you had nothin to do with this I take it?"

"I pulled her too"

That really didn't help the psycho keep her cool but somehow she managed it. "Let me get this straight, you were on one side and you were on the other and you were pulling her like she was rope in a tug of war game?"

Neither of them said anything but their guilty eyes said it all for them. Raven gripped her knives harder until she really thought they were going to break or catch on fire. "If Jamie ever and I mean ever winds up in hospital again because you two can't share I swear I'll be coming back here and lets just say that it'll be alot harder for you two to call yourselves men with your balls in a jar. Do I make myself clear?"

They didn't say anything, partly out of guilt, partly because they really honestly thought there was no right answer, Raven stabbed the wall, one knife missed Punk's left ear, the other narrowly missing Dean's right ear. "Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes"

She took her knives from the wall, putting one away, she used the other as a pointer, "Now one of you is going to sit with her for ten minutes and talk to her, the other is going to get a cup of coffee, when ten minutes is up you will switch"

Dean opened his mouth to argue but Raven beat him too it, "Clearly you two cannot be in the same room with her without fighting, so you will do it seperately," Raven took a coin from her pocket and looked to them "One of you call it"

"Heads" Dean got out as Raven caught the coin.

"Heads it is. Ambrose you will go and sit with her for ten minutes, Punk you'll get a red bull of whatever the fuck it is you people drink, after ten minutes, Ambrose will get a cup of coffee and you will sit with her"

They didn't argue, they could have but it was a lot wiser to just keep their mouths shut.

"Oh and can I just point out one thing to your idiots that you may not see, Jamie likes Dean as a friend only, she likes Punk a little bit more than that, so fighting over her is only gonna piss me off more, and if sharing a cell with my sister means Jamie's life is easier because you two are out of it, I swear I'll do it"

Raven finally put both knives away and left them to talk to Jamie and herself to calm down, that wasn't really working given her muttering, "Fucking wrestlers, I swear if Randy turns out to be like that, I'll kill myself now. Fucking men, and I'm attracted to them, God Iziah was right, fucking men, you can't live with 'em, you get imprisoned when you kill em"

A/N The law has been laid down! Will either of them listen? Onwards to find out and you guys are welcome for the mass updates, the others will also be mass updated, onwards we go!