Chapter 52 Super shiny Jamie!
Punk;
When I got in in the morning I was more than ready to talk to Jamie, I had a vague idea of what I was going to say. I hoped that she would listen, Jamie may be different because of her injury but past that she was still a girl and girls were well known for being difficult and Jamie being Jamie was known to be more than difficult. Seriously as much as I loved the girl, a convo with her could be very exhausting. Wait a moment, did I say love? No, that was a mistake, I meant like, I liked her alot. It explains why my heart started thumping when I saw her, her blonde hair pulled back with small shiny clips, tight purple jeans and a bright yellow Punk shirt, pulled tight to show off her slim belly, a fresh green jewel sitting in her bellybutton. There should be a law against Jamie looking that fine. Mentally I shook it loose, I had to concentrate.
"Morning Punk" Jamie chirped at me her body jiggling with each word, it made me want to make her recite the pledge of allegience just so the jiggling would continue.
"Morning yourself, did you enjoy the rest of your birthday?"
"Sure did, look what Batman got me" Jamie beamed holding up her wrist, a tiny butterfly chain inked around it. "Isn't it pretty?"
"Yeah it is" I had to admit it was a nice tattoo, perfect for her. "Jamie I wanted to talk to you about yesterday"
"Nooooo" Jamie trailed out, her face dropping slightly, I took that as a good sign in the sense that she remembered it and didn't have to question what I was talking about.
"Jamie I just wanna talk" "Nooooo" "Jamie" "Nooooooo"
"Jamie!" I said sharply making her stop in her 'no' tracks. Her big blue eyes looked up at me innocently,
"Yes?"
"I just wanna talk to you about yesterday"
"Noooo" Jamie trailed out again before letting out a trail of giggles, "I have to go and talk to Aquaman now"
And like that she was off leaving me to wonder if maybe I should just forget it, no I couldn't forget it, I loved her too much. And that wasn't a mistake.
Jamie found Randy in record time, well as fast as someone like Jamie could find a person, she couldn't think about yesterday, it hurt too much. He would ask the obvious question, why did she slap him and Jamie honestly had no straight answer, she wanted to tell him the truth but that would bring on more questions that she couldn't answer, it was just better if she avoided it, avoided it the best she could. Jamie knocked on the door quite loudly just so she knew that Randy heard her.
"Come in"
His deep voice made her giggle as she turned the knob, Randy for his part was half un-dressed, applying magical shiny oil to his abs, Jamie's eyes lit up when she saw that magic oil. Randy looked at the girl who hadn't said a word of anything but looked intently at him, he hoped it was the tattoos or shiny oil or else this was going to get worse before it got better.
"You're shiny!" Jamie whispered excitedly, inching to touch it but she knew that was wrong, Aquaman belonged to Batman and the last time someone crossed Batman, well it didn't end well.
"Yeah its my secret weapon but don't tell no one" Randy smiled gently at the small girl,
Jamie pretended to lock her lips and drop the key down her shirt, real or fake he doubted anyone would try and retrieve the key from her shirt, excpet maybe Punk but he wasn't going to let her know that.
"So Jam, what brings you in here to see me?"
Jamie had to think about it for a second before she remembered, her bright eyes not leaving the magical oil. "You know Batman"
"Your Batman, or my Batman?" Randy asked a sly smile on his face, he doubted Jamie would be talking about the actual Batman.
"Who's your Batman?"
"Bruce Wayne"
Jamie rolled her eyes, "He's a douche-bag and he stole the Batman character from the original Batman, Raven"
Randy wasn't about to question it or tell her she was wrong, why not let her believe it if it wasn't hurting anyone. "So what about your Batman, the original?"
"Do you like her?"
"Yep I do"
"Do you lurrrrrrve her?"
Randy stumbled, he had no idea what to say to that, it didn't help that Jamie was watching him intently, her blue eyes probing his soul to the core.
"It's a simple question Aquaman, do you want me to repeat it slowly given that you're slow" Jamie asked gently, Randy didn't argue with that either, not that he was slow but to Jamie Aquaman was slow and if he was Aquaman, then he was slow besides Jamie was trying to help.
"Do you love her?" Jamie asked softly and slowly, Randy still didn't know what to say but he had to say something.
"I don't know. I'll have to spend some more time with her to find out"
Jamie seemed happy enough with that, at least that's what Randy thought until her bright blue eyes turned hard. "Don't you hurt my Batman, she's the greatest girl in the world and if you be a douche to her then so help me I'll find you"
Randy tried his hardest not to laugh, getting the talk from Jamie just seemed funny, he took it seriously when Shawn said it but coming from Jamie, well it just seemed comical. "Did you just give me the talk?"
"Yes, you no hurt Batman"
"I'm curious to know what will happen if I do hurt Batman?"
"I'll tell you the same thing Wonder Woman told her guard, I'll break your legs and make it look like an accident"
Randy kept his face straight, "I give you my word Jam, I won't hurt Batman. I like her too much to do that"
Jamie seemed happy with that, "Can I have the bottle now?"
"On one condition, you have to talk to Punk about yesterday"
Jamie chewed her lip she didn't want to talk about yesterday with Punk but she wanted that bottle so badly. She relented, "Fine, I'll talk to him"
"Good girl" Randy gave her the bottle and Jamie skipped away happily.
Punk;
When Jamie came back to me I couldn't question about yesterday, I was too stuck on what had happened with her now, she was covered head to toe in shiny oil, it was in her hair, on her cothes and plastered all over her skin, her pleased smile told the entire story.
"Look Punk! Shiny!" She held her arm up proudly, someone, obviously Randy, had given her the bottle of oil and she had just dumped it all over herself in her attempt to be shiny. It worked in some instances.
"I see that Jamie, why are you covered in oil?"
"Because I wanna be shiny! Don't I look shiny?"
"Yeah you do look shiny, very very shiny"
Jamie beamed with pride, "I feel so pretty"
She didn't need oil to be pretty, or shiny for that matter, she was shiny enough with her bright smile and even brighter blue eyes.
"Look everywhere is shiny!" She whipped her shirt up to show me her belly, she went a little too far and it took all I had not to stare at her breasts, they definately suited being shiny, they gleamed on her chest complete with little peircings, that threw me too, Jamie had nipple rings, yeah didn't see that coming. Gently I took her shirt and pulled it back down, it was bad enough that I had seen too much but what if she showed Dean and well it was too much to think about, I was a gentleman and he was a pig, clear cut pig.
"Jamie I think you need to get cleaned up"
"But I won't be shiny anymore!"
"Sure you will, you don't need oil to be shiny, you're shiny enough without it"
She beamed at me again as I took her hand, "C'mon I'll take you to the Divas, they will help you get the oil off"
"I can do it myself, I know how to wash myself you know"
"I don't doubt that Jam, but how are you gonna get it off your back?"
Her face turned to puzzled confusion, "I don't know"
"Exactly, so Melina can help you take it off"
I knocked on the door hoping that Melina would answer the door, thankfully she did, her brown eyes lighting up with wonder when she saw Jamie.
"Hey Melina, can you help Jamie take the oil off and maybe find her something to wear,"
She looked from me to Jamie, I didn't like the look in her eyes, "Alright I'll help her but you owe me"
"Fine I owe you"
"What ever favour I ask, you have to do it"
"I said fine"
"Oooh make him do a strip tease!" Jamie giggled, "I have dollar bills we can throw at him"
Melina laughed taking her hand, "Now that's interesting theory Jamie"
"I'm not stripping!" I shouted out making my way back down the hall. I now had her breasts stamped into my brain.
A/N I know its taking a while but they will get there eventually and with Dean Ambrose lurking in the shadows who knows what will happen! LOL Onwards we go Tonto!
