Chapter 58 Fine, I'll do your evil bidding

Shawn flopped down at the bar looking worse than usual, it just kept playing in his head, Punk kissing Jamie, Punk hugging her and telling her all the evil lines in order to get her into bed. He didn't like thinking this about Jamie but it was just fact really, Jamie could be very niave, if Punk said 'I love you' in order to get into her panties, well Jamie would believe him and do it in a flash. Shawn knew it sounded horrible but it was true, Jamie would believe most anything you told her, it was just how her brain worked now, because in Jamie's world of innocence, no one would ever lie but especially Punk, he would never lie to her.

"Wow you look like shit" Raven commented pulling up a bar stool on her side of the counter. She gave her Uncle Hunter a wide grin, Shawn was at that point in time where he ignored everyone that wasn't Raven, Hunter smiled back at her, he was glad now more than ever that he had patched things up with her, he had learnt a long time ago that Raven could be a very useful ally, she could also be a very powerful enemy. It was always better to be on her good side than it was her bad side, on her good side she would defend you to the death, her bad side, well she would make sure death was certain.

"So Hunter how are you?"

"Good my girl and you?"

"Can't complain really, didn't think Stephy would let you in here, seeing as how it's a strip joint"

Hunter laughed "Well Steph has a very simple rule, I can look but if I touch she's gonna hack my hands off with a machete"

"I think it's so cute how you're afraid of her Hunter"

"Let me tell you somethin baby-girl, Steph is the right woman to be afraid of"

Shawn took off his cowboy hat and laid it on the bar, annoyed that he was the one being ignored, it was days like this that he wanted a stiff drink "If you two country hens have finished clucking, I would like to have a serious conversation"

Raven shot her uncle a smirk, he got up and left them too it. Hunter was pretty sure that this wasn't going to work, Raven would always be on Jamie's side, no matter what.

"So whats the big emergency Dad? Lost your hair curlers?"

"It's about Jamie"

"Go on"

"I think she's sleeping with Punk" Shawn groaned putting his head on the bar, he didn't want or need that image, it was bad enough that she was kissing Punk, the thought of her sleeping with him, that was just too much.

"Yeah she ain't sleepin with Punk"

"And you know this for sure?"

Raven shrugged, "She would've told me, girl knows better than anyone, you don't lie to Raven Venom"

Shawn was quiet for several moments, Raven was right, Jamie would never lie to her, she knew better. Shawn knew that Jamie loved Raven but he also knew that Jamie was a teensy bit scared of her sister, not that Jamie could be blamed for that, Raven was naturally scary.

"Raven I need you to talk to him"

"Who?"

"Punk"

"About what exactly?"

Shawn let out a sigh, trust Raven to make this difficult, "He needs to stay away from her,"

"And I suppose it don't matter that he likes her, likes her alot"

Shawn rolled his eyes, "He doesn't like her, he likes whats between her legs"

"Punk don't seem like that kinda guy to me, he seems very fucked up due to the past but he can't help but like Jamie because lets face it, Jamie rocks!"

"She's too good for him"

"While I agree with that statement for entirely different reasons, Jamie is twenty-one, eventually she's gonna show an interest in the opposite sex and from what I hear, I'd rather it be Punk than that douche-bag from the Shield. Somethin about him makes me wanna punch his face in, punch it until my hands split open" Raven's face darkened at the thought of Dean Ambrose, shaking it away she turned her bright smile back to her father. "Look eventually Jamie is gonna wanna date so you'll just have to get used to it"

"Thats my point Rae, Jamie turns twenty-one, turns legal and suddenly Punk has an interest in her, tell me thats not worrying"

"And to think I'm the one with paranoid schizophrenia"

"Raven I'm serious, the time she's been there he's been a prick and then suddenly he realises that she's now legal for sex he suddenly wants her? Come on! Am I the only one that sees that?"

"Dad, Punk has had a thing for her since they met at the hospital, back then he denied it because he was taken, he denied it when she came back because apparently he had some bad runs with women, but he's over that now"

"Yeah because Jamie turned legal for sex" Shawn said bitterly, "Nothing good will come of them dating, and thats another thing, he doesn't want to date her, he wants to fuck her and we both know that Jamie would do anything he asks"

Raven was very close to slapping her father in hopes that she would knock some sense into him, but that wouldn't get him outta her face any faster. If anything it would make him stay longer. Not something she wanted, at least he wasn't on about Randy.

"Raven I want you to talk to him"

"Talk to who?" Raven asked pretending that she didn't know where this was going,

"Punk! Look you need to tell him to back off Jamie, she's not ready for a man liking her which brings me another point, Punk is a grown man, not a little boy, he's used to being in relationships that require more intimacy"

"Fine"

"Fine? You agree with me?"

"Nope, I don't agree in the slightest, I think Punk and Jamie is the best combo since Randy Orton and trunks, but I will talk to him if it makes you feel better"

"Thank you" Shawn let out a sigh "Look Raven I'm all for Jamie dating, really I am because I know you won't let nothing happen to her, but Punk, well he's a damaged man and he's a bit older than she is, it's just not a good match for either of them."

"Whatever" Raven mused as Hunter came back to the bar, he had finished watching and insulting (my wife is hotter, my wife has bigger tits, my wife doesn't have baby weight etc etc) the strippers. "Well that was fun"

"If you made one of my girls cry, I'll make you cry Hunter"

"Only one, black hair with red streaks, trying to look like you"

Raven laughed "Oh thats Candi, yeah you can make that slut cry, no one likes her"

"Raven give me your word that you'll talk to Punk"

"I give you my word that I'll talk to Punk"

"Thank you" Shawn picked up his hat and started for the exit, Hunter called out that he would be there in a moment.

Once Hunter was Shawn was gone, he looked at his neice, "So what are you really gonna tell him because we all know that you don't agree with him"

"I don't know what you're talkin about Hunter, I will do as I promised and talk to Punk"

Hunter chuckled ruffling her black locks, a stray silver ringlet wrapping around his finger, "I know you Raven Venom, what you say and what you mean are two different things"

"Whatever"