Inuyasha and Kagome: Pirates
AnimeExpert1981: 9th chapter already! Man am I good… You don't even have to say anything.
Sayuri: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
AnimeExpert1981: -cat claws- Meow…
Sayuri: -rolls eyes- Whatevs. Anyway, AnimeExpert1981 and I finally decided on inviting the Inuyasha gang! So, put your hands together for the Best ANIME Ever!
Inuyasha: -eating Ramen-
Kagome: -slaps Inuyasha upside the head- Inuyasha, don't be so rude!
Inuyasha: What'd you do that for, wench!
Kagome: -rolls eyes- Hello, AnimeExpert1981 and Sayuri-chan.
AnimeExpert1981 & Sayuri: -starts hyperventilating- OH MY GOD! WE ARE YOUR BIGGEST FUN! –tackles Inuyahsa and Kagome to the ground-
Inuyasha: Get off!
Kagome: -chuckles nervously-
Disclaimer: I LOVE INUYASHA! So, don't ruin my fun…
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Pirates
Chapter Nine: Payback
Kagome finished cleaning Sango's wounds. Luckily she didn't have deep wounds but they weren't first degree either. Shippo turned away a couple times from the blood, which wasn't much.
"Finished," Kagome said proudly. Sango nodded.
"Thanks, Kagome," Sango replied. Kagome smiled. "Wanna go finish our chores?" Sango asked. Kagome's face darkened. Sango instantly regretted saying that since he's up there. Kagome's face instantly brightened… maybe a little too much.
"Sure. C'mon Sango, Shippo," Kagome said. She began heading up the stairs to the main deck. Shippo jumped unto Sango's shoulder.
"I'm not liking the way Okaa-san is acting," Shippo said.
"Me neither. I'm pretty sure Inuyasha's gonna get it," Sango replied as they both went up to the main deck.
On the Main Deck…
"Inuyasha, my advice to you as a first mate, I understand that with women, you're heartless. As a friend, you are very, but I mean very, stupid," Miroku said. Inuyasha growled.
"Hey! Don't blame me for this. The wench is the one who started it," Inuyasha snapped back.
"Inuyasha, you have to understand that women are sensitive and soft everywhere-," Inuyasha whacked Miroku upside the head.
"Pervert," Inuyasha said. Miroku rubbed his abused head.
"My point is, now that we have women aboard the ship, you can't keep being insensitive," Miroku said. Inuyasha eyed Miroku for a moment.
"Your point?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku was ready to snap. 'How more dense can he get,' Miroku thought. He snapped.
"Because of your stupidity and hurting Lady Kagome, Sango won't talk to me!" Miroku said as calmly as possible… he failed. Inuyasha's ears plastered themselves against his skull from Miroku's choice of volume.
"You didn't have to shout! I'm only two feet from you," Inuyasha said. Miroku rolled his eyes.
"The put your act together and apologize to Lady Kagome," Miroku said. Inuyasha's ears perked up and growled.
"No way! She's the one that started it!" Inuyasha shouted back. Inuyasha sighed. Coming out from under the ship formed two female figures. Miroku gave Inuyasha a push towards them. "Hey!" Inuyasha didn't have a chance to react when he was only inches from Kagome. "Uhh…" Inuyasha said intelligently.
"Sit," Kagome said.
THUD!
"Wench," Inuyasha mumbled under the wood.
"Sit," Kagome said.
THUD!
Inuyasha lifted his head, "What's your problem, wench!" Inuyasha demanded. Kagome took a deep breath.
"SIT! Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!" Kagome yelled.
THUD! (x43)
Inuyasha was crippled against the deck or possibly even deformed. Shippo was trying to contain his laughter.
"B***h," Inuyasha said under his breath.
Kagome only began letting her anger our on Inuyasha. Sango was already worried for Inuyasha. The same can be said for Miroku.
Rub, Rub.
SLAP!
Sango stalked off to the other side of the ship. Miroku held his cheek and let out a sigh.
"Sit. I will keep SITting you until you learn to mess with the SITting master. SO, SIT until I don't feel like SITting you anymore. So SIT!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha broke through the main deck leaving a dent into the lower deck. Shippo couldn't hold it in anymore and was on the ground rolling in laughter. Kilala meowed tilting her head to the side.
THUD! (x6)
Kagome had a vein popping out of her head and was breathing heavily. 'Mental not: Never make Kagome angry,' Miroku thought. Kagome huffed and walked back to Sango and Shippo. Sango looked at her friend with concern not even caring about Inuyasha. The crewmen began surrounding where their captain laid deformed on the lower deck.
"Do you feel better, Kagome?" Sango asked. Kagome smiled.
"I feel like SITting Inuyasha some more for what he said, but I'm more merciful than that," Kagome said.
THUD!
"You have no idea," Sango mumbled under her breath. "C'mon let's go do our chores," Sango said. Kagome nodded.
With the Deformed Inuyasha…
Inuyasha lay in the lower deck. He felt pain everywhere. He was twitching all over, hardly ever a good sign. He heard voices above him and feet running toward his direction.
"Captain Inuyasha!" crewmen shouted. Inuyasha continued twitching mumbling curses under his breath.
"Inuyasha? Inuyasha, are you alive?" Miroku asked. Inuyasha groaned in pain.
"Damn bwench," Inuyasha mumbled against the wooden floor. Inuyasha slowly got up.
"Now we really need a new ship," one of the crewmen said.
"You know how expensive on is," another crewman replied.
"We can always steal one. That way it's easier," another crewman said.
"Aye," a crewman complied.
Inuyasha sat up slowly groaning in pain.
"Does it hurt?" Miroku asked.
"Keh! I'm a demon. I can handle anything," Inuyasha said. 'Inuyasha and his stupid pride,' Miroku thought. Inuyasha slowly stood up wincing at the pain, but pushed it aside trying to look tough in front of his crew.
As he finally stood on his feet again, one thing or someone, kept running through his mind; Kagome. He hated her, but he couldn't deny the attraction he felt towards her. Still, he hated her. She was rude, mysterious, strong, …? Inuyasha shook his head to get the thought out of his head. Stupid wench probably put some sort of poison in his food.
"Inuyasha?" Miroku asked. Inuyasha turned to him to see a worried Miroku.
"Nothing," Inuyasha said. "Everyone go you sea monkeys get back to your posts! We'll sail 'til we find port and find a new ship there!" Inuyasha ordered. He was going to talk to the wench and he was going to get answers. Ever since she arrived, he always felt a powerful miko aura. It felt powerful and weak at the same time. He was going to find what Kagome was.
All the crewmen scurried to their posts as Miroku also went to his post. He was ecstatic! They were going to port and there will most likely be beautiful maidens.
"That wench is gonna pay what she did to my ship," Inuyasha growled. He climbed out of the hole he was lying deformed.
With Kagome, Sango, Shippo, and Kilala…
Kagome and Sango were sweeping the deck with their mops and Shippo went to go search for Kilala.
"Kagome?" Sango said. Kagome dipped the mop into the bucket of water.
"Yes, Sango?" Kagome replied.
"You know Inuyahsa might try to get revenge right?" Sango asked. Kagome nodded. "And you know you're making it obvious that you are no ordinary person, right?" Sango asked once more. Kagome stood silent.
"We know one of Inuyasha's secrets so it's only fait for him to know one of ours," Kagome replied. Sango stopped her swapping and looked up at Kagome.
"Yes, not one that affects your whole existence, Kagome. This secret is one the Great Midoriko-sama made you promise to keep. Inuyasha is not an exception," Sango said. Kagome processed her words through her mind. 'But Inuyasha seems like someone you could trust,' Kagome said.
"You're right," Kagome said. She stopped her mopping and looked up at Sango. "The faster I finish this job, the faster I won't have to worry about lying to everyone," Kagome said as she smiled. Sango saw right through her smile, but she didn't make a comment on it.
"Wench!" Inuyasha roared. Kagome turned to the walking madman walking towards her with a bored expression.
"Dog?" Kagome replied. Inuyasha stood tall in front of Kagome making her look smaller than she is.
"You are going to regret ruining my ship!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome burst.
"Me owe you!" Kagome yelled getting on her tip-toes and poking him in the chest. "I was repaying you for returning painful memories! Don't you know that with one word I can make you kiss the ground and die from suffocation!" Kagome yelled taking steps forward and Inuyasha stepping back. "If you're goal is to make me feel terrible for losing my crew, you're doing a good job, but the only thing you won't succeed in is surviving a real fight with me!" Kagome yelled with all her might. Inuyasha had his ears plastered against his head from Kagome's loud shrill. Inuyasha growled.
"I might just take you up on that offer! If you lose a duel with me you have to get me a new ship!" Inuyasha yelled with a triumphant smile.
"And if you lose you have to… to… to be Shippo's personal servant for 3 days" Kagome replied. Inuyasha's eyes widened.
"Hell no! No way am I going to serve that brat!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome smirked.
"Does that mean you forfeit?" Kagome replied.
"Hell no! You better start making a plan to get me a new ship!" Inuyasha smirked.
"It's a duel!" Kagome said. Inuyasha and Kagome shook hands and did the sacred pirate handshake that only captains know of. 'My pride will not be crushed by someone like you,' Kagome and Inuyasha thought. By the time Inuyasha and Kagome stopped glaring at each other, the crew was staring at them. Some were betting on who would win while others were at their posts.
Miroku and Sango were in the middle and slapped their foreheads. 'Can't I leave for a few seconds without them doing something stupid,' Sango and Miroku thought.
Inuyasha and Kagome straightened their backs.
"C'mon Miroku. I need to make sure tetsusaiga is ready for our duel," Inuyasha ordered Miroku.
"C'mon Sango. My mikonken won't sharpen itself," Kagome said. Sango and Miroku followed their respected captains.
The duel has begun…
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AnimeExpert1981: I LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU! –suffocating Inuyasha and Kagome-
Sayuri: I wanna hug them too!
Inuyasha & Kagome: No!
Inuyasha: You already got enough hugs!
Kagome: I can't breath…
Inuyasha: -picks AnimeExpert1981 up and Sayuri by collar- You two sure have some strength to be able to tackle me. Or were you just desperate?
AnimeExpert1981 & Sayuri: -nods eagerly- WE LOVE THE BOTH OF YOU!
Kagome: The second you let them go, we run.
Inuyasha: -nods then lets go- RUN!
Inuyasha & Kagome: -start running- AAHH!
AnimeExpert1981 & Sayuri: -start chasing Inuyasha and Kagome-
Inuyasha & Kagome: AAH!
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