A/N So just a fun chapter before the drama! Onwards we go!
Chapter 63 Oh, I see what I did there
Punk;
"And bend and flex! And hyper-extend!" Jamie chanted as I worked out, she started out playing on the tredmills but after she fell backwards and smacked her head on the wall, I told her to stop playing on them, she was fine otherwise.
"Jamie, I'm starting to get a pain in my neck" I tried not to laugh as I put the weight down, anyone would think I meant her but I assure you I didn't.
"That's it Punk, work that neck! Whip that neck into shape"
I pulled her into my arms and kissed her softly, I was doing very well, I hadn't done it all day despite wanting too so badly.
"Ooh sorry to interrupt"
I pulled away from Jamie looking Roman and John, yeah I was little creeped out at John's smiling face, "If you were sorry Cena, you'd go away"
John laughed as he Roman took a seat on the equipment, Jamie was glaring a hole right through Roman which made me wonder what exactly he had done to annoy her, then she glared at John's shirt, today he had opted for a bright blue instead of his usual yellow, when whatever Jamie was thinking clicked, she let out a little gasp.
"How could you Betty!? Cheating on your boyfriend with another guy! How could you!?"
Me, Roman and John looked at eachother wondering how Jamie got that conclusion, then it clicked, the shirt was different, to anyone else it would be obvious, he changed his shirt, to Jamie he was a whole different person.
"You never told me you already had a boyfriend" John said adding more fuel to Jamie's fire, I think I now know why Roman has been attacking him week after week, I would too if he threw fuel on the fire.
"Well he does, and I'm gonna tell him" Jamie pulled out her phone, "What's his number Betty?"
"Jamie I'm not cheating on my boyfriend" Roman got out patiently glaring at John, honestly I was trying not to laugh,
"Oh yes you are, uh hello! Evidence right there!" Jamie pointed those perfect pink nails at John, "Cheating on your boyfriend with this guy,"
"Yeah Roman, how could you?" John quickly moved to avoid Roman punching him, "You told me that you didn't have a boyfriend and now I find out you do, oh how could you!?"
Roman decided that there was only one way to deal with this, he gave Jamie John's phone number,
John let it ring for a moment, I was going to tell her but like Roman, I thought the best thing was to let Jamie figure it out for herself, she would eventually, she always did.
"Hello John Cena speaking"
"Hi, you don't know me but I know you," Jamie laughed "Sorry if I sound like a stalker, I'm totally not stalking you, I promise, I just wanted to tell you, your boyfriend Betty is cheating on you with some other guy"
"Really? So what's his name?" John asked, barely keeping a straight face, Jamie would soon figure her mistake given that John was standing in the same room with her on his phone.
"Just a second" Jamie held the phone away and looked at John, "What's your name buddy?"
"John Cena"
Jamie went back to her phonecall, "His name is John Cena." Her face flushed bright red with knowing,
"You ok Jamie?"
She looked at us "I forgot to pick up my dry-cleaning"
"Hello? Strange girl? Are you still there?" John asked into his phone, Jamie merely hung up on him, she was now tired of the conversation. She put her phone back in her hoodie pocket, the same hoodie the girls gave her, I swear in order to clean it, I would litterly have to wrestle it off her, not that I minded that, that could be fun. Alot of fun.
"Oh I see what I did there" Jamie laughed, her brain finally telling her that John was the same guy and Roman wasn't cheating scum.
Jamie stroked his long black strands, "Me sorry Betty, I didn't want you to end up like the slut, she liked to open her legs a little too much, you are far too awesome to be a slut"
Roman had two options, he could take it personally and stay in a shitty mood or he could just move on and accept the fact that Jamie was actually trying to help him, in her own messed up, confused way.
"You're forgiven Jam, and for what its worth I wouldn't cheat on John, I love him too much"
"Aw" John cooed at him kissing Roman softly, yes I turned away, a little too early in my lifetime to see those two kissing. Jamie however clapped her hands joyfully, Jamie above all loved happy endings. One day she would get her's, I would make sure of it. When they were done with their little PDA, Jamie took their hands and joined them together,
"I now promounce you husband and, which one of you is the wife?" Jamie asked,
"Him" They both pointed at each other, neither of them wanting to admit that they were the 'taker' in their little thing.
"I'm confused"
I took this chance to get away from them, taking her hand gently I started for the exit, "Lets get some lunch Jam, me is a hungry hungry man"
Jamie giggled and waved good-bye to her friends, "Why the hell didn't you tell me?" Jamie asked once we were by ourselves again.
"Tell you what?"
"That it was the same guy. Made me look really stupid"
"You didn't look stupid, you looked sweet, you were trying to help your friend Betty and do the right thing, not many girls do that this day and age"
Jamie beamed again "Yay! Now I feel better." Jamie did a little hop/skip thing in her tracks, "Can you take me to lunch? I feel like green jello"
Before we even got out the door, her greatest BFF Brock had to stop us, I didn't really need his warnings right now, I've already had them all.
"You may want to avoid the locker rooms Punk, your ex is here"
"Which one?" I hated that I had to ask that, it would've been way more simple if I only had one.
"Maria"
I let out a long annoyed groan, why the hell was she here anyways? Possibly to annoy me.
Jamie started to pull towards the locker room, "Well lets not keep her waiting Punk-man. I want to meet her"
I didn't want to see her and more importantly I didn't want Jamie seeing her, I used my weight advantage to stop her, "Jamie I don't want to see her"
"Well I do" Jamie said in her usual manner, "I owe her something and I wanna give it to her before I forget but I would like to say right now Punk, that I'm sorry she hurt you and I'm sorry that you had to go through that"
Now I was curious about what Jamie could possibly owe that whore Maria, because of that curiousity, I let Jamie resume her pulling. Guess I just wanted to see how this panned out.
