Ryou's POV
Yay for Saturdays! This is, without a doubt, the best day of the week.
Anybody who says otherwise is a dirty liar. Or a teacher.
Not to offend anybody who likes another day better but... Saturdays are the best.
And that's that.
Why is the walk to the park always so long? At least I can see the playground now. And Marik is being chased by Bakura. After being called Fluffy for so long he finally snapped. Why couldn't he have lost it when I was around to watch it? This has got to be hilarious! I better get over there or I'll miss all of it!
Bakura's POV
(A few minutes earlier)
"What should we do today Fluffy?" Marik asked me while we wait for Ryou to show up.
My eye twitched and I shouted, "Stop calling me that!"
"No back-sassing!" Marik pulled out a small squirt gun from his pocket and started squirting water at me.
"Ack! Marik! What on earth are you doing?" I tried to shield my face.
"This is how you teach kitties to not do bad things! At least that's what the internet told me. And it hasn't been wrong yet!" Marik shouted as he continued to squirt me. Why would he bring a tiny squirt gun? He is such a-a-a... There are no longer any words to describe my anger towards him! Must use violence instead...
I tried to grab the squirt gun but Marik jumped out of the way.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk," Marik scolded and squirted me a few more times. "There, I think you learned your lesson."
I growled.
"Ah, ah, ah..." Marik threatened with his squirt gun again. My eye twitched. He's gonna get it today...
Marik's POV
I found this new way to train kitties. So I thought I'd try it on Fluffy.
He doesn't like the water very much... this only adds to my evidence that he is a real kitty. Or part kitty. It's not important, I'll figure out the details later.
Uh oh. I think I'm out of water...
I think Fluffy noticed.
Run!
Ryou's POV
(present time)
Bakura looks ready to kill. Thank goodness he's after Marik and not me.
Oh no! Bakura caught him! Then Marik tripped. Now their on the ground. Bakura ripped a... squirt gun... from Marik's hand. That explains it. Marik was probably squirting Bakura. But even an idiot could've figured that out. I am such an amazing detective! No sarcasm.
"¿Qué es el problema?" I asked my quarreling friends.
"Oh lookie! Ryou's finally here!" Marik excitedly declared. Bakura looked over at me, snapped Marik's squirt gun in half and dropped the pieces on Marik's face.
"MY EYES!" Marik screamed clutching his face. But Bakura didn't drop it near his eyes...
Bakura rolled his eyes and stood up. After Marik realized nobody was buying his melodramatic performance he stopped and stood up.
"Ahem, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted," Marik glanced at Bakura. "(Cough)Bakura(Cough Cough)... What should we do today?"
Marik looked at us, we looked at him. Nobody said anything. Neither of Bakura or I really had an idea of what to do.
"I have an idea!" Marik exclaimed. This should be interesting.
"I'm going to regret asking," Bakura sighed. "But what's your idea?"
"You know what? Just for that reaction, you have to guess first. I'm not gonna tell you"
Bakura crossed his arms and glared at Marik. "If you don't want to tell me, I'm not gonna guess."
"If you guess Ryou will too!" Marik turned to me. "Now start guessing you two." Why do I have to guess just because Bakura won't? That's messed up logic. But one of the most rational things to ever come from Marik.
"To beat up nerds who spend their time alone in a park?" Bakura said but Marik shook his head.
"¿Come chicharrones?" I said. I seriously had no idea what else to say.
"Why would you go to a park to do that?" Marik said to me. "Then you'd have to share with everybody else!"
"¡LoterÍa! " I exclaimed.
"How on Earth would we play that in a park?" Marik asked rhetorically.
I shrugged.
"Come on!" Marik sighed. "Why do people go to the park?" He looked at us expectantly.
"To vandalize the equipment?" Bakura offered.
"¿Jugar?" I said.
"To plot vandalism?"
"Close but not quite my fluffy little friends."
I thought for a moment... Why do people go to parks after age 7? Hmmm... I got it!
"¿Pasear?"
"Bingo!" Marik shouted.
"Pero dijo que no fue LoterÍa."
"What does that mean?" Bakura asked.
Marik grabbed both our arms and started walking/pulling us down a path. "It means we're going for a walk!"
"Más similar caminamos con un perro" I muttered under my breath as Marik dragged us down a path.
"I heard that Lil' Fluff!" Marik shouted at me. When Bakura snickered he turned to him and said in the most serious voice Marik is capable of. "Watch it Fluffy."
Bakura just rolled his eyes. Marik jerked his arm. "Ouch!"
TBC
Translations
¿Qué es el problema?- What's the problem?
Come chicharrones- To eat pork rinds
¡LoterÍa!- Bingo!
Jugar- To play
Pasear- To go for a walk
Pero dijo que no fue LoterÍa- But you said it wasn't bingo.
Más similar caminamos con un perro- More like walking a dog.