Bakura's POV

Marik grabbed both our arms and started walking/pulling Ryou and I down a path. "It means we're going for a walk!"

A walk? "A walk? Really Marik? That's all you could think of? Marik, shame on you. I expected more."

"What did I tell you about back-sassing?" Marik screamed let go of our arms and pulled out another squirt gun. A second squirt gun? The first one was annoying enough! That stupid genius! This squirt gun must meet the same fate as the first. I shall see to it...

Marik squirted more water on me. Ryou giggled. I narrowed my eyes. He'll get what's coming to him too. They all will. But first that accursed squirt gun...

I lunged for it but Marik, dare I say gracefully, dodged and kept squirting me. Ryou burst out into laughter.

"Hey!" Marik scolded Ryou. "No laughing at others misfortune!" Marik squirted Ryou a few times. Each time the water hit Ryou, Ryou would let out a slightly girlish 'eep!', which obviously made me laugh. I mean, Ryou sounded ridiculous! At least I didn't squeak when I got squirted.

"Fluffy! Didn't you just hear what I told Ryou?" Marik aimed the toy at me. "No laughing at others misfortune!"

"Don't make me break that one too Marik." I threatened threateningly.

"Don't make me squirt you on your pants so you look like you peed yourself!"

Of course both of us would follow through on our threats, but I wouldn't put it past Marik to hide a third squirt gun on his person. If he did have a third then there isn't anyway I could avoid it. Marik's eyes darted between me and Ryou and seeing he was outnumbered by the two fluffy, white-haired boys, he turned and sprinted down the path.

"You won't get away that easily." I smirked. I've caught him before and I can catch him again! 'Then I will smash that toy,' I thought. 'break it into hundreds of tiny little pieces, smash them into the ground, set them on fire... ' my thoughts drifted off into my gruesome plans for the poor, unfortunate little squirt gun.

Marik's POV

Fluffy has turned on me! How could he?

I trusted him... I'm so heart broken I might cry.

Okay, so it's not like I didn't see this coming, but betraying me wasn't even his most terrible action.

He threatened Squirty the second! That is the unforgivable crime!

I did the only thing I could do. I retreate- no, I didn't do that. I simply advanced backwards. Yeah, that's exactly what I did, erm, am doing.

And no, I'm not scared. How could anybody be scared of Bakura? He's far to fluffy to be threatening. No, I'm looking out for Squirty the second. He has a wife and three kids to look after! I assume. I mean, it's not like I spend my free time pondering the love lives of my squirt guns.

It's just that I can't let Fluffy hurt him like he hurt Squirty the first. I won't let him!

Must keep running!

Running running running!

Wow this path is long...

My legs are getting tired...

Oh look! A vending machine! I need soda to refuel. I'm sure Fluffy won't mind me stopping. I'll get him a soda as a peace offering.

Bakura's POV

Looks like Marik stopped running. When I caught up with him I asked, "Why did you stop?"

"Because, running is stupid." He said like it was the most obvious thing in the world. "How 'bout I buy you a soda and you stop chasing me?" Marik motioned to the soda machine a little bit away from us.

"Fine, you give me a soda and keep that toy away from me and I'll try not to hurt you." I told him as I tried to catch my breath from all the running but the threat still clear in my tone.

"Oh look! Ryou's coming." Marik pointed to a Ryou who was running down the path towards us. "I'll get him a soda too." Marik walked to the soda machine.

And of course he didn't even notice my threat. I'll just take the toy later when he isn't looking.

When Ryou finally came to where I am he was breathing sorta heavily. I turned to him and said, "Remind me why we're doing this again." I guess I can't really get an answer. Or at least answer in a was I can understand. You know what? I don't care. I can talk to whoever I want and nothing as silly as a measly language barrier is going to stop me! I laugh in the face of it! Unfortunately, because Ryou was the one standing in front of me I was kinda laughing in his face.

He looked at me like it was weird I was laughing in his face for no reason.

"¿Pasear un rato con los amigos?" Ryou responded looking at me oddly. What the heck does that mean? Well, some Spanish words sound like their English meaning... I'll decipher it! That'll teach the stupid language whose boss.

If your wondering, I'm boss.

Anyways back to what Ryou was saying. Pasear. Hmmm... sounds kinda like pass. I'm gonna go with 'pass'. Next words: 'un rato'... well 'un' obviously means a, and 'rato'... sounds like rat. Ew. Why on earth would Ryou be talking about rats?

'Con'. Uhhh...Well that's a word I have no idea about. I'll just leave it out. I doubt it's that important.

I haven't even ever taken anything remotely resembling a Spanish class (unless you count the old crazy guy on the bus who yells Spanish cuss words) and I know that 'los amigos' means friends.

So time to put it all together. Pass... a rat... with friends... Wait what?

Ryou's POV

"Why on earth would you want to pass a rat with friends you sicko!" Bakura shouted at me.

How did he get that from what I said?

It- I only said... Never mind. I'm going to laugh. I may get beaten up but the opportunity is to great to pass up. So I did laugh.

I laughed right in Bakura's face.

And man, did he get angry quick.

Bakura's POV

How dare that pipsqueak laugh at me?

"Why don't you shut your face you mini, weak nerd!" Maybe not my best insult but I'm kinda mad right now. I took a serious blow to my pride. I don't know if I'll survive... hate is the only thing keeping me going.

"¡Kieta el stupido elephante!" Ryou shouted at me. I caught stupid and elephant. I narrowed my eyes. How dare he make fun of elephants!

"You're dumb!" I yelled back.

"¡El burro sabe masque tu!" Ryou retorted.

"I can't understand you!" I yelled in frustration.

"¡Tonta!" Ryou shouted back seemingly as frustrated as me.

TBC

Translations

¿Pasear un rato con los amigos?- To spend time with friends

¡Kieta el stupido elephante!- Shut up you stupid elephant!

¡El burro sabe masque tu!- The donkey knows more than you!

¡Tonta!- Fool!