I don't own Minecraft. Notch, his partners, Mojang, and affiliate companies do. I don't own 1000 Ways to Die, either. Spike TV does.
If you didn't know already, Chapter 10 of War of the Withers is now up! We're (Zing and I) sorry for the long wait.
Alright, I'm happy to see reviews so early on already. And more reviews (preferably ones with concrit or suggestions or simply saying what you like to show what I'm doing well in) will help the process. So there you go. If you want faster posts, review.
This is for Most retarded wolf in the pack, who suggested this method of death and a couple others that I'll do. I hope you enjoy yourself.
Way to Die #375: Diamond Hunting Fail
I couldn't be much happier. Notch blessed me with diamonds, at least 20 of them. I"ll have a chest plate, a sword, and a pick by the end of tomorrow.
As I started to walk back up to the staircase to the surface, a glint of blue caught my eye. I grinned. One more won't hurt.
I ran over, and as luck would have it, there was no lava around. Good thing, too. I'm hungry, and a skeleton wounded me earlier. I won't stand up to much more damage. I smiled and raised my pick over my shoulder. I stood right over the diamond to make sure I'd get it.
I let my pick drop, and then raised it to drop it again. I grabbed the diamond, and paled when I saw the orange magma under me. It was too late to jump away, and I fell in. It burnt my skin, going through my iron armor.
I screamed and jumped out once my feet hit the bottom. I felt my skin blister and even start to melt off in places. I had to crawl towards my water source. My hand was inches away, and success! My hand was in. All I had to do was-
The doctor nudged the corpse with his shoe. "As you can clearly see, the subject suffered fourth-degree burns. Those are only when the burn reaches the bone."
"He must have been in extraordinary agony, but his brain probably was overwhelmed so the subject didn't feel it." He continued. "Funny enough, the hand decayed normally, but the rest of the bones were charred, and the skin was leathery coal. Poor guy."
Sorry if that was too short, but as I said, death drabbles. For me, those are incredibly short. But I hope you liked it, or at least didn't hate it.
Anyways, so check out my other stories if you have time. If not, have a good one.
-Hunter