I don't own Minecraft. That'd be Notch, his partners, Mojang, and affiliate companies. I do not own 1000 Ways to Die, for that is Spike TV's property.
Alright, so I will do a slightly tweaked version of what bookworm78900 suggested. I do read the reviews and my PM inbox.
The adventurer watched over the valley. The sun was setting majestically on the horizon, sending purple and pink rays through the sky as a last goodbye.
He sighed in contentedness on his perch on the cliff. His pockets were filled to the brim with stolen items. He wasn't a normal adventurer, but a thief, griefer, and raider.
Then a snort echoed from behind him. He turned, and was face to snout with a pig. Strangely, this pig seemed smarter than the already intelligent pig population.
It snorted and shook its head, seemingly knowledgeable as to this adventurer's actions. It stepped back, then charged forward.
Other than the wind being taken from him, he felt fine. Turning to the pig, he scowled. The pig seemed to nod, and the ground beneath the adventurer crumbled.
The wind rushed past his ears, he tried to grab a rock or something to catch himself. Nothing was in reach, and he slammed down into the ground. He rolled over, and coughed blood. Spots were invading his vision. Still, he felt he would live.
Then he heard a squeal, coming closer and from above. His vision cleared up enough to see the pig about to land. Right on top of him.
The doctor laughed, and petted the pig who still was nearby. "As you can see, the first initial impact between the man and the ground was the precursor to an instant kill for the pig."
The pig snorted and nuzzled the doctor's hand. "The fall caused instant rupture of some internal organs, and definite fracture of at least half his bones. The sheer trauma sent his body into shock, letting him think he could survive such a catastrophic system failure."
"Then this little guy fell on his torso, causing broken ribs to pierce inward, into his heart and lungs. Death was soon, but far too long. I imagine he was in a great deal of pain, since even shock can't cover that much." He patted the pig on the head, and walked off towards the final wisps of sunlight.
So there you go. I hope you liked this short death drabble. Review and read my other stories, if you have time. If not or if so, I wish you a good time.