I don't own Minecraft. That would be Notch, his partners, Mojang, and affiliate companies. I don't own 1000 Ways to Die, that would be Spike TV.
Alright, so this was another suggestion by bookworm, a very helpful person. Enjoy.
Bob yawned. His pockets were filled with ill-gained wealth, like gold and diamonds. His shirt was covered in flecks of blood and other things. He need to get out of sight, stay low.
Then he saw a glimmer of light, and squinted. There was a house with a chicken pen in the back, and Bob smirked. He could hide out there until day, kill the farmer, and stay there for a while.
He slithered closer to the fence in the back, and opened the gate. He entered the chicken pen soon after, and stuck his tongue out at the birdy smell.
"Well, at least if I sleep here I can have a nice breakfast. Killing this farmer should make for a nice substitution for coffee." He confided in the sleeping chicken.
Then it awoke, and Bob prepared to smother it. He jumped back as it let out a gurgled cluck, and looked at him with red eyes. "Cluggggck," it let out.
Then it lunged at him, pecking his eye. He grabbed it and flung it down, noticing foam at its beak. Touching his strangely numbing eye, his hand came back with foam at his fingers.
"I'm sure it's nothing."
The doctor entered the pen, shaking his head at Bob's body. "Should have come inside for help. I was in there, you know. The farmer's a friend of mine."
He touched both the chicken's and human's neck for pulses. Both were still alive, but would die soon from the rabies infection. The doctor pulled out a needle. "Farmer wanted me to cure the chicken. I, unfortunately, only brought enough antidote for one subject."
He looked over both bodies. "I think it should go to the more productive member of society." The needle entered the plump chicken's skin.
After a few minutes, the chicken clucked happily and nuzzled the doctor's hand. "No need to thank me, chicken."
The doctor stood and dragged Bob's body out the door.
So what did you think? I realize chickens most likely cannot contract rabies, and that it isn't that potent as to kill within half a day in most cases. But hey! Who's fanfic is this? Mine.
Anyways, thanks to bookworm for the ideas. I hope you liked this chapter.