Turtlely do NOT own Minecraft. That's Notch, his partners, Mojang, and affiliate companies. I don't own 1000 Ways to Die, either. Spike TV does.
Alright. Thanks to Bookworm and Jman for this idea. The idea was similar from both of them.
Bob, who changed his name to Toasty for unknown reasons, was again out murdering and stealing. Hiding out in a cave, he went deeper and deeper. Passing stone after stone, he was amazed at how boring this cave was.
Then he saw a glint of blue stone. He ran over, and yes! There it was, a diamond on the cave ceiling. Toasty grabbed a stolen pick and pierced the ore. As the diamond fell into his hands, he groaned.
Gravel was right on top and around where the diamond had been. Now disturbed, the heavy, coarse substance came crashing down on him.
Only a diamond glinted in the pile of rock pieces.
The doctor came in, gently dusting off Toasty. He shook his head. "He never could resist shiny things..."
"Toasty was knocked onto his back from the weight, and he sustained a concussion from the small fall. But that was the least of his worries."
He played with gravel between his fingers. "The sheer weight pushed the air out of his lungs. He couldn't inhale or exhale, thanks to the pressure. He suffocated."
He laughed. "I'll take that." He grabbed the diamond and walked out of the cave.
Sorry it was so short, but the idea was simple and there wasn't much to do with it. I hope you enjoyed it, or at least didn't hate it too much. Please don't hit me!
-Hunter