Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, this is not Zoe and people will act differently than compared to the anime or manga
Last time on The revision of Bleach
"While I wouldn't really care if I was only in the presence of other females WOULD YOU ALL STOP LEERING AT ME LIKE I'M A PIECE OF MEAT AND GIVE ME SOME GODDAMN CLOTHES" demanded Ichigo much to Rangiku's, Retsu's, Nanao's, Yoruichi's and the secretly watching Risa Yadomaru's displeasure and ire but Soifon chucked her a uniform and she was quickly dressed much to the disappointment of the males ad five females
'How did she control her hollow powers, Shinji and the others weren't able to control theirs for a long time not to mention that she has more hollows in her than they did' thought Yoruichi and Risa was thinking on the same line of thought after they had calmed down enough from their perverted dream world of them raping Ichigo with dildos (I mean seriously if you know them well you know they are perverts but the bi-sexual females that was all me)
'I suppose I could overlook the class one capital offence seeing the circumstances and she has definitely proved she is only interested in the well being of her friends and family' mused Yamamoto while also calming down from the sight that was before him (I mean seriously even the most innocent guys would have at least had a nosebleed if that happened to them)
'Hm, interesting I wonder if Head Captain Yamamoto would let me experiment on her after I have fun with her first of course, then turn her into my mindless slave that would serve me forever' thought Kurotsuchi while imagining making her do stuff that would well violate my agreement with if discussed in high detail
"I wonder how high her sake tolerance is, maybe if I can get her drunk enough… " thought both Rangiku and Kyoraku
'She's my type of girl and she would have to be an idiot if she would reject me I mean come on, I'm rich, handsome and capable' thought Omaeda
'Captain Ukitake your shoulders are tense let me massage them for you… *gasp* Captain Ukitake your burning up you should rest up and don't even think about doing anything tedious and straining just for good measure I think I will stay and keep an eye on you Captain' imagined Ukitake while also adding more of the same thought in his mind (what you don't know what he thinks he could be a Bi for all we knew)
'She's hot, damn if I could I would hogtie her and have my way with her' thought the rest of the present males except Kenpachi
'Yachiru, Kenpachi time for dinner… Kenpachi we…mmm… shouldn't Yachiru and the rest…mmm…mmm… of the barracks … mmm … mmm… might … hear us' thought Kenpachi with his sadistic grin becoming a lot more sadistic by the second
With Isshin Kurosaki
"My 'males are thinking about ravishing one of my daughters' senses are tingling, I wonder where Ichigo went, maybe I should ask Urahara to help me find her. I swear if she comes home with even the faintest limp in her step I will demand the names of who raped my oldest little angel, barge into wherever they live and castrate them" thought Isshin while involuntarily making every Male who was near Ichigo shiver because of a feeling of dread that flooded their Systems
Back in the Soul Society
'Why do I feel like people are imagining me as their personal cum dump' wondered Ichigo while involuntarily tilting her head slightly which was cute to the males
Chapter 2 end
Chapter 3
'Ichigo you should castrate them all' Tensa Zangetsu said in her mind while inwardly fuming while thinking 'How dare they think about MY mistress and love interest that way, if I could get out of Ichigo without knocking her out I would castrate all those sorry excuses for Shinigami starting with that sickly white haired one, he just seems to relaxed with his daydream'
'Zangetsu why should I do that there's no way that they would be thinking that' Ichigo questioned Zangetsu while what he heard was 'Zangetsu why should I castrate them, you know my eyes are only on you'
And so with a perverted grim etched on his face he slams into a another building via nosebleed making Ichigo sweat-drop at the unusual sound and asked if he was ok but was distracted by Genryusai Yamamoto announcing something
"ATTENTION! For their commendable actions in aiding us discover a traitor in our ranks and against all odds beat every obstacle thrown their way. I, Genryusai Yamamoto here by decree that all charges against Rukia Kuchiki and the ryoka will be dropped" announced the Head Captain but then the most surprising thing happened after his announcement the Males except Yamamoto were crowding around Ichigo to try and get a date, and said person blinked in confusion until they all started brawling each other and she just stepped away from the fighting area towards Chad who looked indifferent
"Bankai… Kokujotengenmyo" announced Sajin Komamura then a giant black clad samurai warrior materialized with everybody else releasing their Zampakuto as well
"Raise your head Wabisuke" announced Izuru Kira as his Zampakuto's edge edge changed to a blade forming three sides of a square reminiscent of a hook at the tip
"Smash them Gegetsuburi" announced Omaeda Marechiyo s his Zampakuto changes to a big, black metal ball with spikes
"Bankai… Hihio Zabimaru" announced Renji Aborai as his Zampakuto turns into a giant bone snake
And so on and so forth (why not describe, well then write your own fanfic and see how I feel describing several Zampakuto transforming) ultimately though Komamura was the winner after sheathing his blade, he sprints towards Ichigo and attempts to grab her only to miss and crash into Retsu Unohana because Ichigo ducked at the last second
"Captain Komamura would you please get off from on top of me" asked Retsu while smiling that creepy smile also slightly peeved at him trying to snatch her target of affections
"My apologies Captain Unohana" apologized Komamura while sweating profusely and getting off of her in the blink of an eye
Ichigo had stood up and dusted herself off only to be grabbed by the back of her Shihakusho and then was dragged back to the realm of the living kicking and screaming by Risa Yadomaru while everybody else only registered what happened by the time she was gone
Chapter 3 end
If you liked this story you should read my first it's called the death flash about a female Naruto incase you haven't read it
Swiftshift signing out
